spockin' out

[perchu-deactivated20180224]

im finally at 4 followers. thank you all 4 making this possible

[perchu-deactivated20180224]

they all chipped in :’)

[uss-spocko-blog]

the moreos guy is back 

[cinephileswift]

GUYS I REPOSTED THIS ON INSTAGRAM AND A FEW MINUTES LATER PATRICK STUMP REPLIED TO MY TWEET WHEN I ASKED ABOUT HIM PERFORMING AT THE 1989 TOUR

[twinfirelyricart]

WASN’T GONNA REBLOG THIS BUT THEN I READ WHAT costumeswift SAID WHICH MADE IT NECESSARY TO REBLOG

[imstillfearless]

EVERY TIME I NEED TO I JUST CANT PASS 

[swiftiepaulie]

Something magical i hope

[ttaylor-is-queen]

I CANT PASS THIS

[howyougetthefangirl-deactivated]

i just heard my mom calling me down for dinner.

god is real.

[sarahoutofthewoodswood]

please.

[ashcatlady]

Yeah yeah

[yeahsheloveshes-deactivated2017]

My mom just gave me 40 dollars biih

[raincitykittyy]

Worth a shot lol

[markerpliers]

why not give it a shot

[gotinstarblog-deactivated201512]

[half-black-phillip]

I’m so mad because this worked

[britney2007spears]

help me roger

[telanu]

Reblogging myself because

Originally posted by gifs-for-the-masses

[luthienebonyx]

Reblogging myself because… what was that? Five minutes?

O_O

[riskpig]

………my friend has made me curious

[atheologist]

Why not?

[my-broken-resolve]

OK UPDATE: ROGER WORKS I GOT 2 CLASSES CANCELLED ONE OF WHICH WAS CLASS DURING WHICH I WAS ABOUT TO WRITE TEST I HAVEN’T BEEN STYDYING FOR ALSO I GOT MANY CANDLES, CRYSTALS AND SOME MONEY WHICH IS BASICALLY TANGLIBLE HAPPINESS FOR ME.

[tehjai]

Roger is a magical fish.

Shortly after reblogging this awhile back my team lead at work began discussing bringing me on as a permanent employee.

Today it was formalized.

[prismind]

Let’s try

[uss-spocko-blog]

What is your major going to be? I mean, uh, your backup plan in case Starfleet isn't accepting applicants quite yet.. :)

i think physics!! speed along the advent of starfleet yafeel

[uss-spocko-blog]

on cloud fucking nine rn but i’m trying not to be a dick about it in real life so here i am to be a lil prick online (my life mission really) I GOT INTO COLLEGE I AM GOING TO COLLEGE  I HAVE A FULL FUCKING RIDE TO HARVARD THIS IS THE REALIZATION OF ALL MY DREAMS ALL MY PARENTS’ DREAMS THIS IS THE IMMIGRANT DREAM SOS  also princeton columbia and cornell hit me up too so fuck you MIT i am so happy you rejected me pce ~~

[senpai-has-noticed-you]

sometimes i think i’m arrogant but then i remember that julius caesar was kidnapped by cicilian pirates and when they demanded a ransom of 620 kgs of silver he got mad because he thought he was worth more than that and made them raise it to 1550 kg

[nabokovsshadows-deactivated2018]

He has also recited his own poetry to them.

[myladyjam]

#dude this is why you got stabbed by all your friends

[funtimesattheendoftheline]

happy ides of march

[chromaticaa]

TELL ME ABOUT UR CRUSH ON ANON

[solarcitrus]

we got a week before Valentines Day sO TELL ME WHO U THINK’S A HOT TATER TOT

[bajn]

have u ever realised that when u say wtf in ur head u don’t say “what the fuck” but u also don’t say the letters separately??

[rider-waitedeactiveted00000-blog]

Super Bowl prediction: Ireland will win, but Krum will catch the Snitch.

[fleshscars-deactivated20111216-]

I interviewed a woman who is terminally ill. ‘So,’ I tried to delicately ask, ‘What is it like to wake up every morning and know that you are dying?’ ‘Well,’ she responded, ‘What is it like to wake up every morning and pretend that you are not?’

Unknown (via fassadenmensch)

Holy shit

(via payleskin)

[aviolafyre]

"Makeup is false advertising!"

Oh that’s funny. Because I’m not a product. And I’m not trying to sell myself to you.

[aviolafyre]

how did my post get these notes

[snow-fury-deactivated20170226]

"A man can’t be raped or abused by a woman-"

"Men are physically stronger than women so they can take abuse-"

“I bet he enjoyed it-“

"Male rape is less common so it doesn’t matter-"

“You’re not a true feminist if you address male problems too-“

“They’re men. They’ll get over it-“

[prouwu-deactivated20190721]

GIVE THIS MORE NOTES AND GIVE IT MORE NOTES RIGHT FUCKING NOW

[teej-666]

[sassofficerspock]

Imagine the bridge crew of the Enterprise, on a slow day, having a pun-off.

It starts when someone, probably Jim, tells a horrible joke. Then Sulu chimes in with one. Chekov makes the whole bridge groan with a pun his grandmother back in Russia used to tell all the time.

The jokes get worse and worse until the whole crew’s sides hurt from laughing, and they dissolve gradually into a comfortably amused silence.

Then suddenly Spock says, “Captain, I have recently been reading a book about anti-gravity.”

"Oh, yeah? How is it, Spock?" Jim asks.

Spock answers, “Quite satisfactory. I find I have been unable to put it down.”

And this time the laughter doesn’t stop until at least two crew members, including Jim, have fallen out of their chairs and Bones suggests in a mumble that they should all be sedated.

[khelish]

aight let me say this tho. when biphobic lesbians say things like ‘i don’t wanna be anywhere a guy has been” or the more cissexist/transphobic “i don’t wanna be anywhere a dick has been”

you’re. kind of treating a bi woman like a used object. and totally qualifying her based on her past experiences. and deciding what does or does not impact her worth and purity. 

and ur a piece of crap.

[formerlymyladymother-blog]

robb, 17, westeros. king in the north. chances are you know my name, but NOT my story. fuck lannisters. fuck joffrey. fuck betrothals (lmao love my baby talisa two months strong <3). fuck moms i dont need your shit. fuck people who think a throne is theirs by rights… (lol you know who i mean.) living my life, you can stay mad. i do not give one single fuck. WINTER IS COMING BITCHEZ.

[wildflowerwhimsy-blog]

he’s beauty, he’s grace, he’s mr. outer space