[larkstonguesinaspicpart1]

Reading hitchikers guide for the first time was really funny because it was like ohhhh THIS the writing that every unfunny nerd has been trying to emulate from like ‘00-‘12 . But good.

[milkchuggs]

[breaddo]

planning a trip to europe from a city with practically no transport is crazy. i open up a map of the munich metro system and staring back at me is a biblically accurate angel if it were a map of a metro system

[breaddo]

BE NOT AFRAID looking ass

[breaddo]

haha yeah su-

[grumpyfaceurn]

More accurate depiction of the Munich public transport system:

[thememedaddy]

[elkrisen-deactivated20260120]

favorite part of the human experience is when you have a wonderful night out with people you know you will never be with again in the same way and you're so full of love because it's all so temporary and fleeting

[empyreanangel]

[rainbowryland]

obsessed with this stupid german shitpost

diE KÜRBEN!!!!

[estrogenesis-eeveeangelion]

you can tell i'm feeling down rn because i'm not even excited for 9/11 this year. it's like all of the magic has gone out of the holiday

[estrogenesis-eeveeangelion]

what we really need this year to bring the magic back is a good old-fashioned 9/11 miracle

[estrogenesis-eeveeangelion]

GOD BLESS US, EVERY ONE. AND TINY TIM

[kyleblackpaw]

i feel like we as a digital society have forgotten the important rules of the internet

Don't feed the trolls

Never give out personal information

Anonymity is the best defense

Don't click suspicious links

Don't click popups and ads

Just because it's written doesn't mean it's true

You are responsible for your own experience

There is porn of everything, act accordingly

[nadi196]

[thecoiledfool]

[misty-eyed-memory]

[homoquartz]

my dumb? founded. my flabbers? gasted. my gob??? smacked

[gauntletqueen]

my ass???? tonished

[shamebats]

Join me on my journey to finally unbalance my hormones, toxify my body, boost my inflammation, maximize my cortisol and absolutely destroy my gut health.

[shamebats]

I just realized it's literally just the fucking humors again. We've arrived back at the starting line.

[breelandwalker]

The Four Wellness Humors - Hormones, Toxins, Cortisol, and Gut.

All four exist in a delicate balance, the disruption of which must be corrected through systemic cleanses, diet alteration and fasting, prayer and meditation, and the consumption of dubious potions recommended by strangers.

[theabigailthorn]

Long ago the four humours lived in harmony

[girlballs-archive]

hey girl awesome pussy. it looks like it was expensive

[girlballs-archive]

hey girl awesome pussy. it looks like a shining example of your country's functional healthcare system

[girlballs-archive]

[sweating and taking notes] hey girl awesome pussy. it looks nuanced and complicated

[medusas-daughter]

Joe Goldberg getting hailed as a feminist for carrying his wife's handbag while she's being photographed is peak comedy actually

[glitter-hound]

YOU (2018-2025)

[nessa007]

#this show was actually so unserious YOU (2018 - 2025) | 5x02

[newtgeiszler]

LEAKED: scarlet johansson’s next big role

[surviving-the-next-4-years]

[tchaikovskaya]