Utoastbread

[wingsoutforshin]

tim has realized the best approach is to not make a big deal out of it like dick does

[utoastbread]

As a sibling, can confirm ^ is the only way you will ever have the smaller ones do anything for you

[wingsoutforshin]

tim has realized the best approach is to not make a big deal out of it like dick does

[utoastbread]

As a sibling, can confirm ^ is the only way you will ever have the smaller ones do anything for you

[sparkle-robin-4]

All of Bruce's kids have come out to him as some form of homosexual that when it comes to Duke, Bruce just assumes he's queer and is too scared to tell him for some reason.

Sure, literally everyone in this family, including Bruce, are publically out it's still normal to be afraid to come out and Bruce thinks he just needs an extra push.

He starts asking Duke things about his love life, starts saying shit like "I'm always here for you, you know that right?" and even resorts to dumbass shit like leaving little rainbow flags in places he knows Duke will find them.

Duke is freaking out.

Duke: guys, Bruce is acting really strange.

Jason: he's always acting strange. It's Bruce.

Duke: yeah but like extra strange

Tim: strange how?

Duke: idk man he's like, being strangely supportive. Like in a creepy way. And he keeps asking if I have a "lover" and what my type is. It's really weirdly invasive and I don't know what to do

Everyone:

Jason, starts laughing hysterically:

Dick: Duke-

Tim: oh my god.

Dick: Duke he-

Steph, wheezing: holy shit

Dick: Duke he thinks your gay and he's trying to see if you'll come out to him

Duke: but I'm not gay ????

Jason, still laughing: I think he just assumes any kid around him is some form of gay at this point

Damian: I suppose none of us are heterosexuals

So, Duke has to sit Bruce down and break the news that he is straight and exclusively likes girls. Bruce is surprised, thanks him for telling him and now says shit like "I know it's hard but we can get through this"

The kids love it.

Jason, who is still laughing: you had to come out to Bruce as STRAIGHT. This is the best day ever!

[s0m30n3n01]

Talk Show Host: So, it's quite well known that Bruce Wayne is bisexual, and most of you have come out, as well, correct?

Dick: That's correct, yes.

TSH: So, what was it Like Coming out? Was it still intimidating, even though you were surrounded by people just like you?

Jason: well, you see: most of us didn't really "come out" in the way people usually do. The only two that had a formal conversation with B was Tim and Duke.

TSH: Duke?

Duke, cuing up the tears: it was... really hard, being the only straight person in a house full of non-straight people...

Duke, sobbing dramatically: the hate I've faced as a straight man has been... ohhhh!

Duke, barely suppressing his laughter: I was so worried I was gonna be kicked out!

Tim, laughing, making up a lie: I had to tell Bruce that I liked women AS WELL AS men, just for Duke to be comfortable coming out as straight.

Bruce: *heavy sigh, shaking his head in his hands*

[utoastbread]

No because this is the funniest shit ever and I was full on cackling at work as I read this

[robs-your-robins]

Look, I can't wait for Superman: Man of Tomorrow just like everyone but if it doesn't include a scene of Lex staring hard at Clark, who after having saved a baby is cradling it close while checking for injuries, James Gunn I'll be very disappointed in you.

[utoastbread]

How do I explain this to my friends without sounding crazy tho

[utoastbread]

Now Ive watched PHM, I firmly agree with those who say Grace is actually Rocky's pet.

He has his own enclosure, adjusted to how he likes it.

He gets whatever he wants.

He's allowed to leave, but noone really wants that (like an outdoor cat)

He's given enrichment (teaching the young and implied daily visits from Rocky)

[utoastbread]

What the actual fuck. No. Don't you fucking dare tell me Rocky just died.

[utoastbread]

Fucking sobbing over Rocky's reaction to a hug (if I mention the rest of the scene I won't stop) and just wtf he's so cute AHDHEKRVSJB

[robs-your-robins]

Concept: Someone gifts Bruce a Guess Who? board with his children’s photos in it for whenever his children get kidnapped and he kidnapper is describing them

I love that post every time it comes across my dash.

[utoastbread]

I've reached the point of my exams where I'm making new oc's instead of revising.

I've drawn the initial idea but I need like.. everything else

[utoastbread]

I'm so glad that I started writing fanfiction before my exams, BC wdym I wrote fanfiction for the creative writing and someone is obligated to read it?

[utoastbread]

I'm so cooked my dudes I lowkirkenually almost wrote polycule instead of polymer in my chemistry exam bc I spent all of yesterday reading YJ98 (and other) fanfics

[the-jason-todd-impreganator]

Jason Todd puts the erection in resurrection —

[utoastbread]

How I would get through exams without this humour is unknown

[utoastbread]

Okay so this has been a very random last few weeks

1) I won a laptop

2) I started exams

3) one of my friends joked my hip pain is contagious

4) my neck sometimes makes a clicking sound when I walk

5) I dropped my phone in water and found out when sorting a new one (family members old one) that I somehow don't remember half my passwords

6) lost all the fics I was reading bc of said phone

7) was once again reminded that 90% of people responsible for making decisions have never learnt communication and act like telling people what they need to do is not a step in having things happen

[spaceycase-exe]

I posted this like everywhere but here so hereeee. I just don’t wanna lose it yk

Song is television addict by the victims

[the-jason-todd-impreganator]

RAHHHHHHH I SAW THIS ON YT BUT DIDN'T HAVE AN ACCOUNT BUT NOW I FIND IT HERE!?!?!? ZHZOABAIJAGSOS I CANNOT EXPRESS IN WORDS HOW MUCH I LOVED THIS ENTIRE ANIMATIC HHHHHHHH

It's also your fault that I am so obsessed with this song now 💔💔💔

Anyways eats the visual media

[utoastbread]

Guess which idiot decided to paint on clothing in watercolour?

Trick question, it's me. I keep having to get up for more paintwater bc I drink it without thinking (I literally have nothing to confuse it for idk why I am doing this), and I have an exam tomorrow

[utoastbread]

The one fucking time I come on my period early (more than 10 days) and it's in the middle of my fucking art exam, at school, with no warning.

If someone writes a fic with smth like that I'll give you a soul. Not my soul, but a soul.

[utoastbread]

When you low-key reach flow state while doing watercolours... then you leave it and you know you're about to enter flaw state.