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I haven't actively been on here for nearly 10 years. Here's a face update lmao

#me #alt girl #fat #fat bitch #fat girl #pretty girl #tags are easier now #lol whaaaaat #myself #girl

if you knew who i was on tumblr 10 years ago no you dont

ghminerals

Amethyst stalactite 28 cm. Complete all around. Artigas, Uruguay. Inquire for details

trappedinavelociraptor

#don't

uwuitsgen

forbidden dildo

historyarchaeologyartefacts

16th century ring that unfolds into an astronomical sphere [700x933]

uwuitsgen

BE NOT AFRAID

listsoflifehacks

Secret Recipes To Try At Home

listsoflifehacks

Here are the instructions since people keep asking!

Panera Mac N Cheese Wendy’s Frosty Olive Garden Alfredo Sauce Chick-Fil-A Nuggets Starbucks Frappucino P.F. Chang’s Chicken Lettuce Wraps Chick-Fil-A Frosted Lemonade Red Lobster Cheddar Biscuits Sonic Cherry Limeade

people-are-garbage

Holy fuck

illbegonetillnovember

My favorite thing ever was to try to recreate restaurant food with items I had onhand and they turned out to be some of my favorite recipes. I can’t wait to have access to a full kitchen and be inspired again.

oe6

drtanner

The MELODRAMA

phcking-detective

you SLAP miette?? you slap miette ACROSS THE ROOM

oh! oh!!!

insurance fraud! insurance fraud for

ONE MILLION DOLLARS

kitty

PLEASE PLAY THIS WITH SOUND OMG

Kinda fucked up and nasty how vampires drink blood, imo. Like. Pepsi costs a dollar seventy five

grimeclown

Hospital

grimeclown

Not me I’m paying a dollar seventy five. At the hospital

grimeclown

I feel like we’re getting off topic

bitegore

So is pepsi if you steal it?

grimeclown

Because it’s only a dollar seventy five

aromancy

Why in God's name would a vampire drink pepsi

midvvest-vampire

Why would anyone drink Pepsi?

grimeclown

Huh?

skywardkonahriks-deactivated202

That’s why I’m not a fan of the sexy vampire trope.

1. It’s overused and supports the current status quote of typical vampire supremacy:worshiping rich folk.

2. Vampires prey upon humans and therefore symbolize capitalists preying on the working class.

3. Werewolves are much sexier imo.

grimeclown

star-lara

am I having a stroke????

fiollaigean

you might want to go to the hospital then

sherlockfandomtandem

I hear the Pepsi is cheaper there

portaltwo-deactivated20211121

obsessed with whatevers going on with the jigsaw quotes and official saw account rn

unclefather

poop shaming

wumblr

people i get confused: mike myers and michael myers

wumblr

unclefather

its fuckineng wimdy

flight-to-mars

Unfortunate wax figures of Sylvester Stallone.

WHAT IS THIS ADVERTISING HELLO???? THIS IS LITERALLY JUST A STILL IMAGE

#advertisement

the-radio-star

Finally some good fucking news

hymnostic

if you have any money to spare this year please consider buying a present for a child who has been a victim of domestic abuse

yo-daddys-my-bitch

May the 10 of Pentacles bless your account with more money than you can spend. 💵✨

hermes-is-my-homeboy

10 of Pentz came thruuu

violaslayvis

Omg this actually works!!! Thank you 10 of Pentacles!!!

borkdork

I could seriously use this money right now….

ashashi-corner

Please give me my refund of 400$ soon…

hermes-is-my-homeboy

I feel obligated to reblog this every time it shows up in my dash

hermes-is-my-homeboy

No bragging, just 100% floored and grateful. Work hard, maintain a positive attitude, and believe that anything can happen.

virgocity

So I reblogged this exactly a week ago because I thought it was funny and uh lo and behold, a family friend wrote me a big ol’ check just to help me out of a tough financial spot AND my bank refunded me $32 for fees they’d originally taken out. SO UH YEAH. Reblogging this again in hopes that it brings equally good fortune to my followers.