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[girlfictions]

ramadan begins tomorrow, so to all of my muslim mutuals and followers, i wish you lots of love and light for the month to come. ramadan mubarak everyone 🌙🤍

[uzumakgi]

it’s so hard to find fanfics with good characterization. usually the ‘y/n/reader’ is just a still for romantic interest and doesn’t have any substance outside of their connection to the love interest.. i guess it’s time to start writing again 😭

[yuugisbarber]

There’s fanfiction…. And then there’s FANFICTION. The kind of shit you happen upon at like 3am or some other ungodly time because you were trying to find a fix for ur fixation at the time and you are just SUCKED IN and every sentence feels like a line of cocaine and it has quotes and imagery that permeate your brain and it’s the shit that sticks around in your consciousness forever and it never goes away and it’s always going to be one of Those Fics.

[souyaszn]

i am tired of being beautiful without being worshipped

[whatupitshuff]

Let's get serious for a moment....

Astroworld. Houston, Texas. 11/5/21.

This was a mass causality.

I'm so disgusted by the events that went down Friday at Astroworld. It's a prime example of how ruthless the American people have become.

You mean to tell me that people were getting trampled to death and the crowd ignored them and continued to "rage" on top of their dead bodies.

People were struggling for their lives. Every video that I have seen has been of people being pressed up against each other like a can of sardines, unable to move or get away from the crowd surge.

Firstly, there is a pandemic still happening so why are music festivals going on?!?! (ACL I'm looking at you too). Secondly, you're going to tell me that Travis Scott had no idea what was happening? Nahhh.

He locked eyes with an ambulance numerous times and also watched as people were being carried off, uncouncious, and he continued to sing and dance? People came onto stage to tell him what was happening and he shooed them away. The camera operators were told and they ignored everything. The crowd booed other fans as they screamed for help and yelled out that people were dying. What. The. Hell.

Everyone should be held accountable for this, including Travis Scott.

&& before I get those "how could he even know?" statements, listen... multiple videos have surfaced of other artists stopping their concerts because they saw people passing out or getting trampled (Billie, Harry, Adele, Linkin Park, ASAP, Post Malone) . On top of this... Travis has been arrested before for ensuing violence at festivals (Lalapalooza) and he has told people to jump a fan when they took his shoe.

Ultimately Travis Scott should have been more responsible on Friday and stopped the show for at least 30 minutes so that everyone could calm down, breathe and reset themselves. If he would have done that, who knows, maybe people would still be alive.

As of today 11 people have died.

It's heartbreaking and devastating.

Rip to everyone who lost their lives on Friday night, you didn't deserve what happened to you. 💗💜

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[dilucssv-deactivated20251203]

yeah your anime husband may be intimidating and dominant….but the moment he sees you with your arms crossed, your hip cocked to the side and your eyebrow is raised…he’s clearing his throat nervously and meekly making his way to you with a “Uh…something wrong baby?”

[lissar-deactivated20220127]

i love these faces……… examples of what i mean when i say someone has a face like novel…. an intricate sort of face. a face with mystery

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mha boys on hell’s kitchen

[. masterlist ] who will rise as a culinary god? who will crumble under pressure? 

warnings unedited, swearing, stressful situation, name-calling, steroid mention

characters bakugou, todoroki, denki, kirishima

genre, type crack, headcanons

bakugou: mad and lil bit of a fan

bakugou made sous chef at his current job in less than 2 years and yah, he doesn't mind rubbing it in.

he's essentially a culinary godsend for the first 7 episodes. he knows wtf he's doing and doesn't mind rubbing it in everyone's (deku's) face during team discussions.

that being said, he's got a mf temper. he almost clocked the blue kitchen’s sous chef for breathing wrong around him.

the only time bakugou seems to be non-volatile is around chef ramsey; he respects him a shitload and tries not to fuck up by doing anything wrong...

but of course, no one's perfect. one time bakugou kept messing up the scallops during service and ramsey switched him out with deku.

a loud growl (?) erupted from the kitchen followed by a string of "not fucking deku" and "i've got this chef".

chef didn't appreciate being given lip... he got kicked out after that.

bakugou made it to black jackets in the end, but got eliminated for his explosive behaviour.

todoroki: clueless and wrong

todoroki has a culinary background... but maybe he shouldn't have disclosed it.

on the first day, the rest of the contestants thought he'd be the one to beat because of how well he did during the 'signature dish' segment. they were wrong.

see, todoroki is a good chef. but only in his own kitchen. he's constantly clueless and manages to scrape by because someone is always slightly worse than him.

he definitely puts 110% into the challenges!! that's for sure!! there's bottomless footage of him rolling around with chickens and scavenging through garbage. he's not even trying to be funny, he's just reality tv show worthy in that sense.

chef ramsey keeps him on partly because todoroki is a one man circus show but also because when he's in his groove, he makes perfect cuisine.

one time the chef asked him "what's wrong with this risotto" and todoroki, like a dumb hot bitch, said "nothing, chef" bc he thought it was reverse psychology LMAO

he made it to episode 6. #legendshit

denki: the guy that brought his own bandana

denki used to work at his aunt's catering business and willed himself into learning how to cook. which thus prompted him into wearing his bandana on the first day of HS. he's serious and he wants to show it. plus he's trying to impress the ladies.

he's very much self taught and doesn't know a lot of chef jargon, which fucks him up for the first couple of episodes, but contrary to popular belief, denki picks up new technique very quickly.

everyone kind of understates him because the man made a pickle flavoured tuna steak for his signature dish (ramsey threw up).

but slowly, he proves himself to be the underdog. he def carries the blue team during the team challenges and everyone eventually acknowledges him for it (even bakugou sometimes!).

he’s got an awesome palette. mans can identify a fig from a mile away.

this doesn't translate to the services though... he can get himself into a rut and not get out of it. it doesn't help that he's got the rest of the team screaming in his ear to "snap out of it!"

denki almost made it to black jackets. chef ramsey let him keep his jacket because he has potential. and he does!

kirishima: the unbreakable champ

y'all already know kirishima is everyone's #1 hype man.

before hell's kitchen, he already had a large following in part due to his good physique, but as well because he's both a personal chef and trainer.

so when kirishima made a protein shake for his signature dish, you bet your ass chef called it "gerber baby's lunch". he trended that night.

chef picks on him more than the others because of his famous background, but kirishima doesn't let it faze him! in fact, kirishima really thinks chef is just trying to motivate him, so when he's called "muscles" and "steroid donkey" (rip my man he did nothing he just lifts) kirishima jus smiles and carries on with a little "alright chef! i've got the garnish ready!!”

he can't help but hype everyone up and tell them to "keep it pushing, guys!" ... maybe he accidentally yells over chef sometimes.

kirishima is a bulky guy. he def bumps into people and runs across the kitchen like it's track and field day and yeah, his team has definitely put him up for elimination because of those mistakes, but he's never actually been at risk of being eliminated.

nonetheless, he's a good cook and becomes bakugou's new biggest competition when they both make black jackets.

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[sukunababy]

TOJI’S RED FLAGS ARE BIG BUT HIS BOOBS ARE BIGGER

[uzumakgi]

bakugou with a gf that jus stares at him sometimes and he doesn’t know why so he curses her out and she just giggles cause it’s bakugou. who tf is taking bakugou seriously 😹😹

[uzumakgi]

nice to see my 3am brain rot is still appealing to the masses