Venomstalker

This is Ian's blog thing where I post whatever I like. There is no theme. It's just random stuff that I find funny or ranom stuff I like. That is all. If you like what you see, enjoy. Hopefully you follow.  I also am a writer. I think. I have yet to publish anything as of yet, though I am currently working on a fantasy novel. Should be interesting. I hope at least. Do I mention I play D&D/Pathfinder? I guess I did. So there's that as well. It is my main hobby. And what fueled my desire to write a novel. As I tend to write the adventures for my group. 

[itxylopez]

[secretsunkept]

[twitblr]

Kids need love.

[afoxnamedmulder]

HERE WE GO HERE WE GO

[zelly-fangirl]

*kicks down door*

CALL IT GREAT BATSBY

[bumpscosity]

In honor of Martin having a new movie coming out I’d like to remind everyone that this is still his newest Instagram post

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being a kid watching the spongebob movie and having no knowledge of why david hasselhoff would make a cameo in that film, nor who he is in general, and just radically accepting the fact that spongebob and patrick were saved by some shirtless speedboat dude with no context

[the-bitch-of-izalith-deactivate]

me going to the store for some chips and a soda

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me at the store paying for my chips and soda

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me heading back to my home with my chips and soda

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me in my home enjoying my chips and soda

[skyr1mslut]

its pop u uncultured fuk 

[the-bitch-of-izalith-deactivate]

die

[ewaneneollav]

[clefsandlasers-deactivated20190]

idk what they were going for but this sounds like a dril-tier shitpost

[haltmann]

Japan: gets cool, on model, quality figures for collectors

America/Europe: hhhhh.hhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh fukno ppo

[archer-bro]

Ever heard of NECA?

[torturedefi]

This is the high quality content that I’ve been waiting for

[z-a-d-r-i]

“I don’t care about dumb weed jokes,” I said naively, before I saw this

[firelordphoebe-deactivated20211]

han solo is just a dude who made charisma his best stat but can’t roll above a four at any given time

[vann-haal]

why would you say something so controversial and yet so brave

[firelordphoebe-deactivated20211]

[aromancy]

Han: “Uh, we’re fine… Uh, how are you?”

DM: …

DM: Roll Deception.

Han: You know what, fuck it, I blow up the console. Chewie, we’re about to have company!

[firelordphoebe-deactivated20211]

this is my favorite addition to this post.

[the-memedaddy]

me irl

[just-shower-thoughts]

No one is ever thinking about the cringey stuff you did in the past because they’re too busy thinking about the cringey stuff they did in the past

[doctornanitesreblogs]

People don’t want to vote for women in politics because they think they are not good leaders, but let’s face it. If women were actually allowed in politics there would be 99% less wars. Think about the countless lives that have been wasted all because people will not vote for women in politics.  

[emeraldmercury]

Or vote for someone who is qualified not based on gender?

Or equality means admitting that women can be just as evil and warmongering as men?

Also OP has never heard of Hillary Clinton.

[doctornanitesreblogs]

Who says i would vote for someone just because they are women? But many people would never vote for a women regardless of how qualified. That is my point. 

WTf do you mean I have not heard of Hillary Clinton? Where are you even pulling this out of? Your ass? And plenty of people would rather vote for an orange buffoon than a women so my point still stands. 

[iveseenthetruth]

Seriously? That’s the counter argument? Hillary Clinton? One of the most qualified women in politics that lost to an angry orange hemoroid? Seriously?

[emeraldmercury]

An angry orange hemoroid who made the one practical decision of gearing his campaign primarily towards the working class (only to dupe them once he won but that’s besides the point) who democrats spent their campaign mocking and ignoring.

Hillary didn’t lose because of sexism and anyone who researches these things knows this. The fact that people voted Orange Cheeto over Hillary shows just how low of an opinion she had in the public eye. The democrats could have put Bernie Sanders instead. But they chose their least popular and most despised candidate.

Trump didn’t win, Hillary lost.

[thespectacularspider-girl]

Also are you forgetting how much of a goddamn warhawk Clinton is?  Look at the shit she supported in the past and how many regimes she wanted to topple.

Female politicians are just as likely to support a fucking war because they aren’t the ones going off to die, just like the male politicians.  If war is good for business, why wouldn’t they get into new wars?

[v3nomst4lker]

Not to mention that the primaries were sabotaged by the DNC in favor of Hillary, even though it was well known that Bernie could have beaten Trump. The problem was that Hillary isn’t a leader. She’s just a career politician who expected it to be her turn to be president when clearly our country doesn’t think she’s a good fit. Trump isn’t either, but he played the elections like a reality show, and that’s how he won.

[thinksquad-deactivated20190405]

[deadbilly]

Yup, it’s real:

https://archive.fo/xFqCg

Marcotte was always one of the dumbest feminist bloggers. Even by comparison. 

[siryouarebeingmocked]

You know how feminists spent years saying men’s issues weren’t their wheelhouse and calling MRAs misogynists, then complained about how people associate men’s issues with MRAs and therefore misogyny so feminists couldn’t talk about them?

This is something similar. A lot of people on the left, sadly, went out of their way to endorse censorship, even violent censorship, and now they complain when people on the right cite ‘free speech’. Heck, even people on the left got thrown under the bus.

I also liked the part where she insists she’s not calling for censorship and free speech isn’t being challenged, honest, because apparently she missed what antifa’s been doing for the past year and change. And the part where >she points< to >this Dana Loesch NRA TV spot< and says it was about “castigating peaceful protesters”. Protesters Loesch doesn’t seem to actually mention.

Marcotte, of course, carefully dances around what the “castigation” is for , ignores the obvious, surface message of “y’all need to stop lying”. Gee, I wonder why.

[adastraperabsurdia]

I wish they’d understand that laws they use to suppress people they don’t like, will inevitably come back to suppress them.

[siryouarebeingmocked]

Ideologues never really think they’ll be subject to their own standards.

[bangtanstyles-deactivated202604]

Why am I not surprised this happened to Tom out of all people

[arcarchivess]

hmygd ITSRBTDoWNYJUNR

[kingjaffejoffer]

I wish Kim Jong-Un would hurry up and end our suffering

[tubesock]

[bomtrack]

i don’t normally add to posts but while interning in LA, it was a very real thing to just not wear deodorant and all the girls wore this “natural” powder or whatever in their pits but it was summer and they couldn’t smell their own B.O. I really thought I was gonna die so I dead ass told a girl that she stank and she just… disagreed with me

[the-togepi-man]

If yall ever been to a convention you know that shit isn’t optional thanks

[dinnermess-deactivated20200529]

It’s called hygiene, you heathens.