BINGPOT!!

☀️🌈she/her. bisexual. minor. desi. goes on random reblogging sprees about cats, soc, pjo and b99 with no rhyme or rhythm whatsoever.🌈☀️

[bebx]

AO3 is back

[pearlofthepitt]

[vadapavani-13]

hey guys so funny story I'M BACK!! will probably be gone in 2 days tho idk lol

but i am indeed alive, if anyone cares to know. 12th grade has been kicking my ass tho :')

[nootdraws]

My WIFE (ao3) has been SHOT (is down for maintenance) and is DEAD FOREVER (probably will be back up in a few hours)

[sunlightbuck]

me (never reaching out, logging off for days at a time, horrible at responding to asks, forgets all tag games): i do consider all of you my friends 🥺

[lovelustquotes]

[itwashotwestayedinthewater]

no shes not because she cant remember shit past 2 weeks ago

[itwashotwestayedinthewater]

good thing you wrote that down on the electronic forever word storage system you bitch

[racingbarakarts]

[akiraita]

[randomslasher]

I just laughed really hard at this and then thought about how I’d try to explain this kind of absurd collaborative humor to my grandma and realized we have absolutely developed a new language online. 

[the-arcade-doctor]

basically,, this is the text doctor fandom to me we be playin with jpegs like dolls

[electrocution-hazard]

[s0irenic]

A conductor on the Pskov-Moscow train feeds a cat named Felix sausage during a short stop in Staraya, Russa. Felix shows up every day at 22:40 & has for several years. All conductors are aware of Felix & prepare sausage in advance.(Source: Reddit)

[da-at-ass]

ALL CONDUCTORS ARE AWARE OF FELIX

[vadapavani-13]

Hello dear, sorry to bother you, but you are my family's only hope 😔🙏🏻

I'm Layan from Gaza, a family of four sisters and four brothers.

After the return of the war on Gaza, we lost our security and safety and are suffering greatly from the lack of food and drink due to the blockade imposed on us by the occupation.

I dreamed of leaving Gaza to ensure a bright future for them, but we can't achieve that without you 🙏🏻😔.

Please help me. You are my family's lifeline.

I am contacting you hoping you will support me by participating or donating.

Thank you for your kindness and help 😊🙏🏻

✅️My account has been verified by @gazavetters, my number on the list is (#317)✅️

https://gofund.me/752029c4

♥️🖤🤍💚

[operaghostcam]

Astronomers are the funniest people on earth actually

[the-haiku-bot]

Astronomers are

the funniest people on

earth actually

Beep boop! I look for accidental haiku posts. Sometimes I mess up.

[vadapavani-13]

Hello, wonderful souls! 🤍🌍

I hope you're doing well. 🌿

Could you help me amplify my family's story and bring awareness to our struggle? 🙏🏻

💬 Please reblog my pinned post or consider donating just $5—your support could truly make a difference in saving lives amidst war and hardship.

Your kindness and voice matter more than you know. Thank you from the bottom of my heart! 🤍🌿

🕊️ @mosabsdr | Every share counts. 💫

♥️🖤🤍💚

[vadapavani-13]

Hello,

I hope you’re doing well! My name is Jaber, and I’m reaching out to ask for your support in helping me evacuate my wife, Menna, and our 2-year-old son, Hashem, from Gaza. They are currently stuck in an extremely difficult situation due to the war, and I am desperate to find a way to save them and ensure their safety so we can be together again.

I also lost the small business I built with my brother due to the bombings, so I am trying to rebuild our lives from scratch. If you could take a moment to check out our campaign, perhaps share it or donate, it would mean the world to us. Our previous campaign was closed, and the funds were returned to you because of internet outages and not responding to the inquiry email 😔.

Thank you so much for your support 💖

(Verified campaign – please check the details at the end of the story).

♥️🖤🤍💚

[vadapavani-13]

Hello, I hope I'm not bothering you. I am pleading on behalf of my family in northern Gaza💔, suffering from severe shortages of food and clean water😢, with exorbitant prices for what little is available. Our situation is dire, and our survival is at stake. Please help by reblogging and sharing our GoFundMe campaign across the Tumblr community. Your support can make a significant difference in securing our basic needs and keeping our hope alive. Every bit of help counts.🙏 Thank you for your compassion and support.🙏🙏

♥️🖤🤍💚

[vadapavani-13]

Hello lm hamdi ,I humbly ask for your support by reblogging this post on your account to help me and my family. As newcomers to Tumblr and GoFundMe, we are in desperate need of your kindness and support. 🙏🇵🇸🍉😔Please donate 🙏🏼Let's reach the goal as soon as possible .

♥️🖤🤍💚

[vadapavani-13]

Hi, I hope you're doing well and I am sorry in advance if I sent you this message before. We are very close to the goal and I really need your help. I'm writing to you with a heavy heart and an urgent request for help. My family is in a very danger situation due to the ongoing war, and I've launched a GoFundMe campaign to save them. Could you please rebblog my campaign post from my profile?🙏 Feel free to share it in any other social media platform if you would like. Our campaign has been verified ⭐️ by operation olive branch, and is entry number 26 on their spreadsheet. Also with ⭐️ Project watermelon,line 249/(212) on their spreadsheet. From the bottom of my heart I want to thank you in advance for all of your support and kindness.

♥️🖤🤍💚

[cottoncandylesbo]

they call my dick excalibur. because it sat in a lake for a long time . no other reasons

[translatingpostsinfrench]

cottoncandylesbo

ils appellent ma bite excalibur. parce qu'elle est restée dans un lac pendant longtemps . pas d'autre raison

[cottoncandylesbo]

FOLLOW-UP QUESTIONS (BONUS POINTS)

1.) Do you think OP would allow the French near their posts? Why or why not?

2.) Does translating the post add any additional humor? If so, how?

3.) Would another language affect your chances of survival?

3.) Are you in danger?

3.) How fast can you run?

[translatingpostsinfrench]

QUESTIONS SUPPLÉMENTAIRES (POINTS BONUS)

1.) Quelque chose me fait dire que non.

2.) Le français n'est-il pas une vaste blague ?

3.) Je ne crois pas, jusque là, l'anglais n'a que des effets secondaires minimes sur ma santé.

3.) Apparement.

3.) Pardon.

[penny-anna]

i think the reason why the assassination of Julius Caesar is one of the funniest political assassinations is for this very simple reason:

1 guy stabs 1 guy: not funny. that's murder.

2 guys stab 1 guy: even less funny. that's two against one.

60 guys stab 1 guy: uproariously funny. why do you need so many guys.

[emmikay]

60 guys only manage to stab the 1 guy 23 times: I can't fucking breathe I'm laughing too hard, you suck at this

[beforeliteracytherewasdeez]

Does that imply they stabbed each other by mistake?

[penny-anna]

According to Plutarch, yea:

For it is said that he received twenty-three; and many of the conspirators were wounded by one another, as they struggled to plant all those blows in one body.

(Plutarch, Life of Julius Caesar, 66)