Sebastian Vael Deserves Better

Sideblog of Inkstainedfanfics ~ Multifandom ~ avid fan of all things Dragon Age ~ Future Published Author

[ayesopod]

the exiled prince

[skeilig]

i love when you just click the share link on a picture on your phone and you get a bunch of batshit insane options. yeah let me email this selfie to the periodontist office. let me send this to my boss on teams. perfect suggestions.

[proteinmom]

task manager kill this man

[marlynnofmany]

*giant wind gust outside*

Me: “Don’t say it.”

My Brain:

[androdragynous]

being on tumblr for a long time but never reading homestuck like

[funny-tik-toks]

[ebonykain]

This one needs to go right next to the Baltimore accent with the Aaron earns an iron urn.

[royal-random-the-yogurt-queen]

In case anyone hasn't seen it

[anais-ninja-bitch]

love how english started as a rhotic language and half the native speakers said, "oh, Fuck That Noise"

[findingfeather]

What I DEEPLY LOVE about the Baltimore one is how mad HE IS to realize what his own accent did to it. XD He's SO MAD. XD XD

[you-can-be-what-you-want-to-be]

my personal favorite

[toyota-supra]

my god you're fucked: the lady at the help desk just went to ask someone else for help with your issue and everyone's got a confused look on

[longnuts]

Hey sorry I didn't talk to you for over a week time keeps moving too fast

[crowleyholmes]

Me 2 seconds after taking the last sip of my coffee: what if I made myself some coffee.... just a lil cofcof.... haven't had any caffeine in a while....

[cannibalchicken]

[s6sh6]

[ame-gosh]

[itwashotwestayedinthewater]

the most Child Emperor urge i have is to shout "BOOORRIINGGG!!!" when i have to witness something i dont like for too long

[stephaniejuhnay]

One of the realest comments I’ve ever read

[redstonedust]

love when you stop a cat from doing something and instead of understanding that they shouldnt be doing that theyre just like. ah sorry my good sir you seem to have interrupted me. no worries let me just shimmy past you and get a taste of that pan of hot oil. please.

[mocksyoucondescendingly]

[lordnot]

As someone who owns cats that will run away if you get up while they are eating from another cat's bowl, but not while they are eating from their own bowl: I am more inclined to agree with the posts that say "cats understand the concept of sin".

[pancakeke]

sometimes when they see you coming they do the naughty thing faster (eg: when trying to steal an object they cant quite reach, or trying to eat all of something). they realize you're going to stop them, but their thought process doesn't reach the conclusion of "I shouldn't be doing this".

instead they're like "I guess there's a time limit to my task now. but god as my witness I'm gonna complete it."

[wellwhatnowlove]

[catasters]

[aintnosinglegoodnames]

weird fuckin kid

[le-fishe-has-arrived-deactivate]

[hylialeia]

tumblr trying to shorten posts is so funny it’s like the well-meaning gentleman in a period drama trying to offer a lady his hand to step over an obstacle and she just plows through it. like good sir I’ve never once filtered the “long post” tag in my life, I’ve handled every “don’t you love the color of the sky” ripoff you can imagine. I’m battle hardened. step aside.

[constant-book-hangover]

Me every time I turn the page and see it’s another Lysander chapter: