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"They've got nobody in the Odyssey?"
"No I'm saying they don't got nobody."
"Nobody's there?"
"Nobody's not there!"
"So everyone's there?"
"Everybody but nobody!"
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"You hear that? They're saying The Odyssey doesn't even have nobody!"
"They've got nobody in the Odyssey?"
"No I'm saying they don't got nobody."
"Nobody's there?"
"Nobody's not there!"
"So everyone's there?"
"Everybody but nobody!"
i am not immune to a well choreographed fight scene with a fun song in the background
oh so when other people call a baby "cute enough to eat" it's sweet and charming. but when i, cronus,
"You're my tribe, Snowball. I'll be back for breakfast."
“I am no martyr. I am not vengeance. I am Eo's dream”.
"You're my tribe, Snowball. I'll be back for breakfast."
I love how when Shallan is being watched by cryptics in TWoK it’s terrifying and mysterious. And then you actually get to know cryptics and you realize they were all just watching her like a bug they found under a rock.
She's a ten, but she drags you in an alley in the middle of the night, kills 4 thieves in front of you, and then says that you should think upon this valuable lesson™.
She's still a ten.
The other night husband and I were watching a documentary about the yeti where they were doing DNA analysis of samples of supposed yeti fur, and every one of them came back as bears.
Anyway, the next night we watched a thing about some pig man who is supposed to live in Vermont. People said it had claws and a pig nose but walked upright like a man. Now, I happen to know that sideshows used to shave bears and present them as pig men. So every piece of evidence they gave of this monster sounds to me like a bear with mange.
So now the running joke in our house is that everything is bears. Aliens? Bears. Loch Ness monster? Bear. Every cryptozoological mystery is just a very crafty bear.
Bears. They’re everywhere. Be wary. Anyone or anything could be a bear.
oh shit
As the OP of this post, I’m going to threaten that if this gets to one million notes by the 10 year anniversary on 1 June 2026, one year from today, I will get a lower back tattoo of the loch ness bear monster.
Y'all know what to do Tumblr.
I’m not Christian, I don’t go to church anymore, and my pastor died, but when he was alive I’d sometimes go to his sermons and I remember one time he said “it feels good to hate, but we know that it isn’t allowed, so when we’re told that we’re allowed to hate someone we get so excited that we forget we’re supposed to love”, and if my humble atheist ass might borrow some church talk I’d like to perhaps submit that
Anyhow sometimes on the day to day I feel disgust or revulsion and I have to ask myself “is this a danger to anyone at all or am I just looking for something I’m allowed to hate” and a solid 98/100 times it’s the latter so once again thank you pastor D
I’m having a rough day, in a rough week, in a rough month. Ya know? And I thought to myself, you know who is having a worse time than me? The main character of this book I’m reading. So I’m gonna read it and let him suffer way worse shit than me, so I can feel better about my own life.
Shout out to you Darrow, I can always count on you to be having a worse day than me
The first bit of Light Bringer has my favorite element of the Red Rising series:
i think its really cool the parallel between pax augustus and lysander au lune, like both are raised by sovereigns but in an opposite way.
spoilers down below
saw them holding hands in the marid river (scandalous)
I haven't seen my favorite new stormlight meme on here yet, so I present r/cremposting's new meme, Pibu
Honestly? BEST scene in the entire series.
(Original art by @lamaery)