vagina

yo what's up i'm gia, aries, intj

[vagiana]

holy shit this still exists

[ahotknife]

those westerns finally make sense now. it’s like honey i’m going into town. i’ll pick up sugar, flour, beans, salt pork, bullets, and kerosene. do you want a bolt of calico? some maple syrup? i’m taking the wagon i’ll be back in three days

[under-c-onstruction]

me an my housemate have been wearing big old hats when we walk into town + bandanas round our faces. the other day I saw a butch girl in the corner shop and she tipped her snapback at me; I blushed a little at the scandal of it all, and have been thinking of her non stop. truly..... it is a wild country out there....

[gravegospel]

the tony hawk remaster is looking beyond dope actually

[tealesbian]

Hi I am trying to meet more milfs, any tips for me? -from one lesbian to another

girl we’re in a pandemic give it up for a minute

[semusepsu]

same energy

[konoe-archive-deactivated202108]

overwatch wants what nintendogs has

[konoe-archive-deactivated202108]

gay representation.

[opalmoths-deactivated20200916]

[hirespokemon]

circa 1997, pic of Vileplume  by Ken Sugimori from the Pokémon Carddass set. Depicted using the move Petaldance (はなびらのまい)  Enhanced from a scan.

[reddit-tales]

What’s the dumbest thing you believed as a child?

When I was a pre-schooler, my mom told me that you weren’t allowed to ride a motorcycle or get tattoos unless your mother was dead.

One day, outside the grocery store I saw a big, tough looking dude covered in tats, straddling the loudest motorcycle ever. Damned it 5 year old me didn’t go up to him and ask, “Hey. Is your mom dead?”

Dude looked at me and said, “Yeah.”

And I was shocked that my mom was right.

[indicativeof-sideways-escalation]

That man was probably freaked tf out that some random creepy child came up to him unprompted and asked after his deceased mother

[bowelpain]

just in case you havent heard it today:

you are feared 

your six wings, gleaming body, and multiple pairs of torch eyes are beautiful

your thunder voice will get better and increasingly more vehement with time

you are valid

[keterkid]

People who are younger than you but taller

[gondor-calls-for-aid]

People who are younger than you but better than you at something

[emeraldembers]

People who are younger than you

[discipleofpuck]

People

[gentlepanpirate]

Being turned into a llama

[stabilizedinsanity]

A LLAMA?! HE’S SUPPOSED TO BE DEAD!!!

[nemusou-blog]

yeah… weird

[freakofandoms-deactivated202012]

This post is amazing from start to finish

[thebootydiaries]

Me: I just got stabbed I'm bleeding everywhere call an ambulance

Guy: Awh :( that sucks! I wish I could be there to cuddle with you

[vagiana]

enjoy these pics of me on my friends car:)

[himborc]

when ur spouse is gifted with long-range weapons

sniper wifle

[triforceguide-archive]

[ratanak45]

[eyyyiwantdeath]

[fatpikachupics]

actually there is one more

[hellsite-yano]

This rhymes

[goweninsane]

Next time my teacher makes us read a poem this will be it

[thebootydiaries]

me: idk i just keep to myself i guess i don’t really like sharing personal stuff with people

me after 10pm: it all started when my cat ran away when i was 5,

[blank-deactivated20220515]

If you want cute names for your partner just use ones on candles they’re so beautiful like pumpkin spice or Passion flower or midnight rose or vanilla bean

[agayhouse]

[itsagifnotagif]

Me on Instagram: Brunch at Timothy's

Me on Snapchat: still drunk in a Tim Horton's parking lot