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[vagueasslights]

bees.

It’s been a while dear blog.

I tend to be sporadic in my habits. I knew I wouldn’t post regularly, but I do like having this blog to come back to to organize my thoughts sometimes. I might post written work I’ve done in the past year, or art to organize what I’m thinking about.

So why the title bees? Well, something I’ve been thinking about a bit recently is the meaning of life. A light topic, I…

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[jigglypuffsvevo]

person: what’s up

me: not much but please don’t ask that every day because then i’ll have to start making things up because i rarely do anything

[memes-r-memes]

[biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist]

i spent the first part of my life as an overachieving gifted child and now i am a dumbass by choice. i’ve never been so happy

[tsolingas]

This has honestly helped my mood a lot thank you

[biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist]

i say a lot of smart things in mostly dumb ways

[th3diff3r3nt1]

What if you said really dumb things in smart ways?

[biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist]

then you belong in academia 

[aroacevampire]

What about saying really dumb things in dumb ways?

[biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist]

a promising career in republican politics

[c0nep4cker]

[carazelaya]

[nickoh-las]

What I’d like: a meaningful relationship

What I get:

[tumblingtumbleleaves]

[viralthings]

The woman I’m planning to marry showed me this pebble that looks like a guitar pick and with an entirely straight face said “it’s for rock music.”

[sheepkind]

marry her faster

[woolfpuppy]

don’t take her for granite

[showerthoughtsofficial]

People often say they hope their deceased pet dog is chasing squirrels in doggy heaven… what did all of those squirrels do to deserve an afterlife of torment?

[doggy-puppy-indulgence]

Dog heaven is also squirrel hell it’s a very efficient system.

[ubercharge]

i can’t stop fucking laughing at the thought of squirrels sinning so much in the mortal plane that they have to be sent to squirrel hell to atone

[sapphireswimming]

They know that the bird feeder isn’t meant for them

[lassi]

no kissing emoticon before marriage

[debbielouocean]

Today at the preschool I work at, the kids had a costume day where they were supposed to dress up like “community helpers” like police, doctors, firefighters or garbage collectors like that sort of thing

Six of them dressed up as Spider-Man

[theweirdwideweb]

[whitepeopletwitter]

[mysillycomics]

[catsi]

in grade 12 we were reading romeo and juliet and we were at the romantic-ass balcony scene and this hot girl in the class volunteered to read juliet’s parts and i put up my hand to volunteer for another part and the teacher goes ‘oh do you want to be the nurse, amanda?’ and i was like ‘no i wanna be romeo’ and the hot girl swiveled around in her seat to give me a Look™

she and i later ended up making out at a bunch of parties in university lmfao

[catsi]

in retrospect this moment was absolutely pivotal to my butch awakening but it was also just a lesbian power move

[alicemcullen-deactivated2022111]

edward: if only i could read bella’s mind and unravel its mysteries! does she like mike? tyler? eric? does she like… me? that cannot be true, for she could never see me as someone worthy of love!

meanwhile bella’s mind:

[cimes-et-cieux]

loving the twilight era of enlightenment. it’s about time