A compilation

oozey mess
noise dept.

Jimmy Eat World
The Bright Sessions
"I'm Dorothy Gale from Kansas"

blake kathryn
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Cosmic Funnies
One Nice Bug Per Day
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Keni
Phantogram Three
Sweet Seals For You, Always
Mike Driver
Cookie Run:Kingdom Official!
EXPECTATIONS

pixel skylines
RMH
occasionally subtle
Sade Olutola

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@vaguelyphilosophicalramblings
A compilation
I don’t support the prison industrial complex of course but also Amish mugshots are so funny.
Fun fact: All these mugshots were taken during their Rumspringas so all these people are 17-21 years old
Varying Dwight Shrutes
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this is my favorite card in magic. i love this guy.
i love him specfically because i have him in my deck which is a deck that is all about ghosts and ghost tokens and buffing my ghosts with other ghosts to make them all so strong and invulnerable and this guy is just a little 1/1 so opponents usually dont care about him but when he comes out and theres like three drogskol captains making out with each other on the field and they are each giving each other ghost on the field +1/+1 and hexproof suddenly nobody wants to fuck around with little king fleshboy anymore eh
doomed traveler swinging at the enemy when the rest of his sexy ghost polycule is on the field and the enemy has to choose whether to block him and kill him
if you know anything about magic and you come on this post and say ‘this is a bad strategy and these cards are bad, i pay money so i know this’…i will bite you
this exchange between me and my sister about animal crossing reads like two comrades bleeding out on the battlefield
i literally cannot stop thinking about this post
Hollywood be like:
“Somewhere in the middle east”
Hollywood be like this is the mayor of Arabstan:
And this is his wife Bathsheba
Gal gadot sang imagine a world with no Palestine when she joined the idf
Pics that make you go: hmmmmmm…. Hmmmmmm
The thing about Those White People Baby Names is the way they so poetically express the tension between individuality and rigid conformity. These parents all want to name their child something unique, because they value the concept of uniqueness, yet simultaneously they abhor it in practice… ergo, 30 different spelling variations on the most normative possible names. This homogeneity-masquerading-as-diversity is inseparable from capitalist consumer culture and in fact is directly analogous to the experience of walking into a grocery store and being asked to “choose” between 50 varieties of toothpaste with the same exact ingredients, 12 brands of laundry detergent, etc.
Somebody’s third eye is WIDE the fuck open??!!!!!!!
the ending funny as a bitch LMFAO
Not all heroes wear capes
The dark depths of a clown cave
dungeon crawler
as someone who knows NOTHING about cows, can you sum up the differences of the breeds please?
Holstein
Most popular dairy breed - like 90% of world herd or something crazy like that
Produces the most milk
One of the two largest dairy breeds
Milk tends to have fairly low components
Mostly produces A1 milk
Generally not the longest living breed
Some lines are great, some are trainwrecks - result of extreme popularity
Jersey
Smallest dairy breed
Second most popular
Small size leads to increased feed efficiency
Milk extremely high in butterfat and components - farmers sometimes get paid based on components so they like this
Better longevity than Holsteins
Curious, high strung temperament
Very much prone to milk fever, more so than Holsteins
Brown Swiss
The second of the two largest dairy breeds
Known for great, sound, feet and legs
70% produce A2 milk
Second highest producer in terms of volume produced
Known for being stubborn and not always easy to work with
Smaller fat globules in milk make their milk ideal for cheese making
Guernsey
Milk tends to be yellow-gold in color as a result of containing extra beta-karotene
Highest proportion of A2 milk producers as a breed
Milk contains almost as much fat as jerseys
Like jerseys, very prone to milk fever
Breeding for production has resulted in a lot of guernseys that aren’t particularly sound - have a bad reputation in that regard
Ayrshire
Known for having a more aggressive, dominant temperament than the others
That’s all I really know about them. A study showed they’re the most likely to antagonize their herdmates. Lol.
Supposedly they have particularly nice udders
Do well grazing and on lower quality feeds; low maintenance
Tend to be longer lived and hardier than some of the other breeds
Milking shorthorns
My fave
Have a bad rep for being too “beefy”, technically a dual purpose breed
Like the Ayrshire, do great on lower quality pastures than other breeds
Generally tend to have the lowest SCCs of all the breeds
Known for having quiet, easy-going temperaments - even the bulls
Also like the Ayrshire, tend to be healthier and long-lived than the other breeds
i cant breathe
I’m choking
this what happens when you can’t whistle
Uruk, Iraq
The sorta literal translation from the arabic is so much more beautiful
“From here rose the first written letter, (finding its way) to every point on earth”
I like this version more