[black-nata]

whoever said scooby doo isn’t intellectual: explain this then

[paulthebukkit]

give me the ball papa

[k1eu]

[cowboyism]

anyone remember hozier? that wild son of a gun loved church

[letitrainathousandflames-archive]

Someone: oh there’s this show I’m watching... oh, nevermind, it’s silly you probably don’t wanna hear about it

Me, knowing fully well how much it sucks to have your passions invalidated and how cool it is to rant about something you love:

[lesbianshepard]

we closed 15 minutes ago and this one customer is still shopping and giving us attitude

[lesbianshepard]

closed 20 minutes ago and this bitch still has her cart. my manager is getting pissed. 👀

[lesbianshepard]

manager changed the announcement from “The store is closed and the registers will be shutting down shortly. Please proceed to the front.” to “The store is closed and registers have shut down. Please exit the building.”

The customer scoffed. I’m about to go fucking feral.

[lesbianshepard]

final update bc i just got out: manager actually fucking did it and shut down all the registers. customer got up front and freaked out with the cart. “What am I supposed to do with this!?” the customer shouts. my manager smiles and takes the cart. “don’t worry,” she says “we’ll put it back for you.”

customer stormed out and tried to get the last word in by shouting “you just lost a paying customer!” like….no….because the store is closed…

[alltimevirgilant]

people really think they be that entitled to shit huh?

[gifsboom]

Baby armadillo.

[cosmictuesdays]

Humans will pet anything.

[toffeecape]

How wonderful, then, to live on a planet full of creatures that like to be petted!

[trashboat]

customer: can you check in the back?

me: madam there are HORSES in there

[brownwithafrown-deactivated2019]

[pururin]

[doppelgender]

got banned from my last dungeons & dragons campaign for insisting that paladin was pronounced like paula deen

[prsephonies-deactivated20200815]

im not INTERESTED anymore in seeing men’s perception of what female leisure time looks like, how we lounge around hairless and small and beautiful on our beds and couches in oversized shirts and lace underwear, unaware and unassuming and all the more beautiful for not Trying to be beautiful, i’m TIRED of it. even our most basic freedom of privacy, time alone with the self, has been butchered and ripped from us by the gaze of male photographers and artists

[backgroundensemble]

men’s perception of women lounging:

women actually lounging

[erainab]

[orange-twilight]

i am shook to my goddamn CORE. THIS IS THE FUNNIEST THING I HAVE EVER SEEN IN MY ENTIRE LIFE

[hashtagloveloses]

peak LGBT ally is robert pattinson and taylor lautner kissing each other so that kristen stewart didn’t have to be straight live on TV

[the-incedible-sulk]

OKAY BUT LOOK AT HER FACE! LOOK AT HOW HAPPY SHE IS THAT HES NOT MAKING HER GO THROUGH WITH WHAT THE PEOPLE WANT

The movies might have sucked, but the actors have redeeming qualities

[donnasweettttttttt]

every single thing robert pattinson ever does is intentionally genetically engineered to make stephenie meyer’s mormon blood boil hot enough for her to feel the constant neverending pain he experienced having to make and promote her movies for all those years. this is more than lgbt allyship. this is revenge.

[lubricates]

SORRY GIRLS

[avvocarlo]

rich people should get robbed at least once a week

[dinosaurguts-deactivated2023091]

why ?

[avvocarlo]

builds character

[deadbeatmaker]

Jolene

Jolene

[your-reference-here]

oh my god the entire thing works

[glacierlakes]

25-40 yr old white guys with big beards are either pro-military right wing douchebags or microbrew hipster douchebags and the only difference is what kind of glasses theyre wearing

[glacierlakes]

[jauntylittlefrillyboy]

one of my favorite phrases is ‘that’s a problem for future me’ because it combines two of my favorite things, mild humor and intense, panic inducing procrastination