nice.

I only have two friends

[browsedankmemes]

[sighsomemore]

[science]

[meanplastic]

IM LAUGHING SO HARD

[queernigga]

[thenorwegianmonk-deactivated-de]

[n-yks]

How dare?!?!?

[thepoetandthedreamer-deactivate]

LMAOOOO ALL THE RACES GOT DRAGGED. HAHAHAHAHA

[midnite-wet-dreamz]

[spicy-vaginal-tacos]

accidentally walking in on your friends getting yelled at

[highreevecain-deactivated202502]

[odpixel]

my man neil was just making a fun tweet and this cat straight up murdered him

[buzzfeed]

Not all heroes wear capes.

[onlytwitterpics]

[pussysoupforthesoul-deactivated]

remember when we were like 5 and thought what jimmy neutron was saying was so smart n shit when really it was just 9th grade biochem vocab

[slab-o-meat]

me recovering very well from surgery: good post op

[mmilhouse]

today my little brother (hes six) put a seashell to his ear and told me the ocean said im a nerd

[itsagifnotagif]

I am deceased

[gifsboom]

[rafzombie]

i know its a stingray but it looks like cthulhu popped his head up to say hi

[filbipott]

I thought it was a giant squid.

[bugcthulhu]

holy shit they get this big?

[zooophagous]

They do get this big! They also tame relatively easily and are surprisingly docile animals. Its popular to swim with them in many beachy areas. As long as you’re not stupid and mean to them, your odds of being hurt by them are very low.

I had the opportunity to swim with a school of them on a sandbar once and I must say they are very aggreeable animals, though they do have the tendency to mob you if you have food, and they can be quite heavy. Still very pleasant animals.

[trynottodrown]

ha cthulhu

[cosmictuesdays]

Humans will pet anything. If aliens come, that might be what distinguishes us from the rest of the galaxy.

[medie]

“we were going to blow them up, but they engaged in an oddly pleasing patting ritual and, well, it was nice.”

[keenblade9]

I read today that stingrays recently passed the mirror test: they recognize their own reflection, potentially implying they have some concept of self.

[tokays]

Do Home Depot employees ever wonder what the customers’ projects are? More specifically, do they wonder about mine?

[followthebluebell]

One of my brothers works at Home Depot and the other works at Ace.  I can confirm that they DO wonder.

“So this customer just… went in and bought every single tube of silicone we had.  It wasn’t many, to be fair, but then they also bought a bunch of dirt.  They were really fussy about the TYPE of soil too.”

“They’re a reptile keeper and they’re making a new vivarium.  I can guarantee it.  Ask them what species they keep next time.  I want to know.”

(a few weeks later)

“They keep crested geckos.”

[pukicho]

Jelly fish just do their own fuckass thing

[sappingmyscenttree]

cut out all your nerves and chuck them in the sea and see how fucking productive it becomes

what do you want them to do, fucking taxes?

[pukicho]

You mistake my comment for anger, when in reality, I deeply respect them as my friends

[askinnyblackman]

very important orchestra performance. please watch

[tiredlittlelibra]

Orchestra: *plays* Crowd: *silent* Dog: *walks on stage* Crowd: *applauds*

[homo-geneous-boy-deactivated201]

This is what tumblr is really for. Thank you