ValdVin

Cis het male. He/him. Widowed. Northeast US suburbia. Freckled. (Cover: Tamara de Limpicka and David M. Willis. icon: Jeph Jacques.)

[devinellekurtz]

Dragon hot air balloon concept from my new artbook (on Kickstarter now!)

[valdvin]

Dragons have been found in many situations to be friendly and helpful to humans. Treat them with care and affection.

[nautiscarader]

Todays episode of Fionna and Cake is sponsored by number 420

[valdvin]

As was foretold in the prophecy so many years ago:

[misforgotten2]

But hopefully he won’t grow up to be one of those model train nerds.

Popular Mechanics -  December 1952

[valdvin]

[vintascope]

[valdvin]

Remember when your mom warned you not to fire your six-shooters in the house because the sound would make the cake fall?

[charlesoberonn]

[virtu-typhoon]

[scifikimmi]

[captain-starskull]

[charlesoberonn]

[emperorpenguin]

These two fire extinguishers at my work

[krysrhap77]

[valdvin]

Minions, yes, but some of the archetypes are also henchmen.

[charlesoberonn]

Don't worry, I got you!

[charlesoberonn]

The most tonally incoherent movie night ever.

[valdvin]

[valdvin]

Asma's life was easier before this...

[khyrrn-v2]

Favorite genre of ship is “having gay sex would be straighter than w/e the fuck this is”

[palezma]

[valdvin]

Jennifer nails it.

[valdvin]

How does Joe go from "You smell nice" to "Intoxicating aroma" in only five months?

And will Joe ever smell Dorothy's amazing on Joyce?

[p0ll]

Will you reblog this and say in the tags the last movie that you watched?

Yes

No

Don't remember the last movie I watched

Voting ended onAug 21, 2025

[valdvin]

Joyce, eleven years ago to today:

One weenus down!

[kaban-bang]

finally got her to shut up

[kaban-bang]

[kaban-bang]

[valdvin]

Since Ten Days Ago

Joyrothy became real and I've hit that heart icon on all which my followeds have posted. Ergo based on my likes I got this.

I hope you're all proud of yourselves, because I know I'm proud of you!

[valdvin]

Joyce First Kisses?

The Eyes are a Big Thing...

But notice how much work Willis puts into the hands!

[allhailthe70shousewife]

[valdvin]

Don't forget the Salvador Dali Edition!

[baikinange]

Who cares, indeed.

[valdvin]

Heaven. Hell. Or a third thing:

memes to show your therapist

[parkchanwoohoo]

I laughed at this so hard I stopped getting air in my body and had to sit down. This isn't a vibrator it's a failed homunculus and it's in terrible pain

[brucebocchi]

[sergle]

did you know that. their entire catalogue is like this? did you know ALL of the listings are animated?

[valdvin]

Every time I see this post my brain plays a cacaphony of sound. Does anyone else keep hovering over these items looking to turn the audio up?

[valdvin]

Carla's understanding and patience pays off