Killjoy Riley

This is not an organized blog. I am not an organized person. Deal with it. (Also Deal with the fact that a lot of my blog is random reblogs)

[valiantlyannoyingbread]

new masterlist for myself of all the stuff i've made about 9-1-1 without having seen the show

a whole ass video series!

9-1-1 but i've never seen the show

9-1-1 but i've never seen the show

a whole ass fanfic series!

[jewelcoatfish]

sometimes ilya just gets the “oh my god i can literally kiss shane hollander whenever i want” and he goes to kiss shane like mwuah mwuah mwuah mwuah and shane giggles and asks what’s this and he goes “what? i cannot kiss my husband?” and shane pulls him back to kiss him shut up

[stillnaomi]

using violence to liberate people from sweatshops, unsafe mines, and grinding poverty isn't the same as using violence to impose those things on people. the idea that violence is morally repugnant regardless of context is a belief that every oppressor throughout history would love for the oppressed to hold

[politijohn]

Source

Happy Pride Month!

[reasonsforhope]

Holy shit!!!!!!! HUNGARY DID IT!!!!

-via the Los Angeles Blade, June 1, 2026

[mybloodstream-caffeine]

Please y'all. Ilya has not read Dostoevsky. We must be serious.

[kosmogrl]

[gay-hrithik-roshan]

[pixiecaps]

big fan of whatever the youth is doing to torment scientology buildings

[pixiecaps]

they couldnt take the heat

[doctordotdj]

[my-dailydreams]

[feldfrog]

[tinyyellowflowers-blog]

Went to the grocery store with my kindergartener. We weighed some bananas: 2 pounds even. We weighed a watermelon: 4 pounds even. We weighed some mangos: a little over 1 pound. We weighed the watermelon AND the bananas: 6 pounds even.

“That’s funny” said the child “because 2+4=6 and two pounds and four pounds is six pounds. It’s like the same as math!”

“What happens if you add 6+1?”

“SEVEN”

“What if we put one pound of mangos on the scale?” <mangos added>

“IT’S THE SAME!!”

“OK, what’s 7-4?”

“Three?”

“What if we take the four pound watermelon off the scale?” <watermelon removed>

“Mama! Are you telling me math works In Real Life? Think of all the things you could measure!!”

[freakoutgirl]

perhaps. i do want to be loved. unfortunate.

[kosmogrl]

let this be a reminder that even if it takes time your dreams can come true

[rabbitindisguise]

an astronaut foretold to go to the moon by a fortune cookie can be a kind of magical girl, I think

[depsidase]

[teaboot]

***Because they don’t have TIME to read

***Because they don’t know HOW to read

***Because they’re not ALLOWED to read

***Because they weren’t TAUGHT to read

***Because the generation BEFORE THEM were never taught HOW TO READ or how to TEACH READING

***Because we DON’T VALUE INTELLECTUAL PURSUITS

***Because our society prioritizes PRODUCTIVITY over QUALITY OF LIFE

Sick of the “yall are stupid because you’re lazy” narrative. Obviously people with no time no family no money no books no education no perspective no respect no options no support no mentors aren’t perpetually disseminating themes of Othello on the fly.

People aren’t stupid, reading isn’t the peak proof of intelligence, and society isn’t on a decline because poor people are poor.

You’re confusing a symptom for a cause

You have to treat the symptom, CURE the disease, and love the patient more than you love feeling right

[saedynee]

tumblr has its faults yeah but i gotta say. our posts about the ao3 outage seem to be mostly "WAAAUGHHH NOOOOOOO (thank you ao3 volunteers) MY BEDTIME STORIESSSS!!! NOOOOOO (thank you for working so hard to get the website back otw volunteers) AUGGGOUAGHHHUUUU I MISS MY STORIESSSSS!!!!!!". but on twitter there's folks throwing horrifying insults at ao3 right to their face. which. what the fuck

[thevoidisscreamingbackatyou]

hi everyone bringing back a "lets all thank ao3 volunteers"

the Great AO3 Shutdown sucks but its not the volunteers fault. thank you fellow readers for your hard work. signed, a survivor of the 2023 hacker shutdown

[ravenclaw-jedi]

[ficauthor]