I still have no control over my life.

not only i have a law degree. but i am also a lawyer now. 27, they/them, a bit of everywhere. you got warcraft here, vampire the masquerade there, some dragon age. wrestling too. yeah

[liebelesbe]

I love emoji reactions so much. Don't know what to say but don't want to ignore whoever texted you? Boom. Lizard reaction 🦎

[utatane-piko-official]

Sits on your dash

[orthoscheme]

supermarkets should have benches

[orthoscheme]

everywhere should have benches

[bernard-jackson]

[orcposts]

TOOLTIP: you can get more funny juice by performing the "jerking off" activity. find it by selecting genitals from your inventory!

[goblinposts]

> use genitals

[orcposts]

You can't use that right now!

[goblinposts]

> use hand on genitals

[orcposts]

You can't use that right now!

[goblinposts]

> use genitals on hand

[orcposts]

You can't use that right now!

[goblinposts]

> help

[orcposts]

I don't know that word.

You are clobbered by the OGRE!

You have lost your genitals. . .

[goblinposts]

man fuck this game

[cosmikazie]

hey remember when people said we gotta keep talking about this and then two days passed and it just went quiet. anyways

[cosmikazie]

due to recent (and frankly ongoing as far as this website is concerned) events

[emwheezie]

"time heals all wounds" WRONG. time is chasing me with a knife

[icelandictextposts]

„Tíminn læknar öll sár“ RANGT. Tíminn eltir mig með hníf.

[translatingpostsintolatin]

"omnia vulnera tempus curat" FALSUM. tempus cum cultro me insequitur

[german-enthusiast]

"Die Zeit heilt alle Wunden" INKORREKT. die Zeit verfolgt mich mit einem Messer

[wawa-pi-wawa-pi-wawa]

"tʰaym yaka munk-ɬush kʰanawi kakshet" *wik-ɬush*. tʰaym yaka kishkish nayka kʰapa uptsax̣

[valiantlyfuriousearthquake]

"el tiempo cura toda herida" ¡FALSO! el tiempo me está persiguiendo con una navaja

[ogrepoppenangleaksofficial]

AAHHHH.... AN OPCOMING NEWFORK WIZARD GRAIN....

[roaches-inthecereal]

[uwuinhell]

[rule-63]

Easter’s over, you know what that means

[runescapeghost]

IT’S HALLOWEEN

[pkmntrainer-rae]

iT’S ONLY APRIL

[runescapeghost]

HAPPY HALLOWEEN

[adulthumanproblem-deactivated20]

[slipperyskell]

Big (D) moves happening

[the-big-mood]

[valiantlyfuriousearthquake]

Close enough, welcome back Mr. 3

[segamascott]

could be us

[targarrus]

linen & cotton

[attheendhello]

you heard it. reblog if u support yuri

[emocheremuha]

These walls are made of brick, plated in gold But I'm still here, growing so old

[6kai3]