Val-Key-Rie

Call me Val. I love spooky, cute and gay sh!t. – 🥞🍿🎨⛵🌈🐱🎲 – Sapphic chaos. I wrote that #Peblo fanfic.

[megafaunatic]

see her fabulous

[thememedaddy]

[biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist]

we need more "demonic possession" stories where actually the human in question has purposely made a timeshare contract. the demon gets certain possession rights but in return is responsible for a variety of life/body maintenance responsibilities (exercise, dental appointments, washing machine repairs, etc) that the human simply does not have the energy to deal with. it works for them

[ooppo]

Trump is dead this and Trump is dead that. The obvious answer for Trump's sudden disappearance is that Trump has gone into his very first heat and the Whitehouse is trying to cover up that he's an Omega

[biglawbear]

"This blog last posted 8 years ago"

Haha okay so 2012

"no, 2017"

WHAT

[biglawbear]

The greatest works of art being quoted in the notes like a one two punch

[only-tiktoks]

[jimmyhopper]

BILLIE EILISH Answers Questions From an A.I. Bot | Vogue

[sarahscribblesenespanol]

[lumnch]

lady who read my nametag and loudly said “Juniper, oh I do NOT like that name” wins new award for rudest person alive

[i-love-ewes-so]

This is Juniper the sheep. She is almost a year old and loves animal crackers and snuggles. She is very proud of her name and often goes by June Bug or Junie B Jones (the B stands for it B like that sometimes)

[lumnch]

I LOVE JUNIPER SO MUCH

[lumnch]

My soul goes into this sheep, like, not even when I’m dissociating just anytime I feel like relaxing

[lumnch]

Forget the rude lady this thread is now about one very special sheep

[lichenslumber]

Part 3 of my 2020 Inktober! Hope you like it!

PART 1 HERE

PART 2 HERE

if you are intrested in acquiring one of those original inktobers, you can reach out to me

Im also on instagram @lichenslumber !

[incorrect-bna-quotes]

Marie: HA! GAY!!

Michiru: What’s wrong with being gay?

Marie: Nothing, I’m just cheering on my homo homies.

[incorrect-bna-quotes]

Michiru: Hey, wanna hear a joke?

Shirou: I’m more into dark humor.

Michiru, turning off the lights: So the joke goes-

[incorrect-bna-quotes]

Michiru: I have a new hoodie.

Nazuna: We have a new hoodie.

[incorrect-bna-quotes]

Michiru, at 3:00AM: If you work on a farm, and your job is to tend chickens…

Michiru: … You are a chicken tender.

Nazuna: …

[yurianimemangaworld]

"I believe in Nazuna. I think she noticed that feeling hasn't wavered at all, after all this time."

-Michiru

[iguanamouth]

Just thought of something you might like. Saladmander.

SHOOT you got me

unlike many other members of the salamander family, saladmanders lack the toxic excretions that keep them from being eaten by predators. instead they aim to camouflage and startle by manipulating the thin, webbed fronds lining their back and tail - experienced collectors can identify the “leaves” at a glance, which are often the only things remaining visible when the saladmander burrows underground to rest ALSO theyre cute as Hell

[valkeyriesmess]

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