ValkyrieVenom

NSFW 18+ / No MAPs, TERFs, SWERFs, kindergender/ #BLM/ #NOT MY PRESIDENT/25/ Non-Binary, (they/them)/ Pansexual/ In a Relationship/ Polyamorous/ Masochist/ Submissive/ Feminist/ South Carolina/ Ravenclaw

[dateamonster]

vampire dude to his vampire friend: wow.. looks like there’s only one coffin….. what’ll we do?

other vampire dude who reads a lot of fanfiction: we could……….. share it

[sunspotclover-deactivated202508]

and they were tombmates…

[i-peed-so-hard-i-laughed-deacti]

oh my god they were tombmates…

[somecutething]

[somecutething]

[sallyyates]

Transcript of a tweet from Brian Schatz:

Air Traffic Control. Coast Guard. Food for the poor. Housing. Indian Health Service. TSA. National Weather Service. Federal Courts. FBI. Private sector growth. The damage is being underestimated. It’s a catastrophe that’s about to get worse and smack the whole nation in the face.

10:41 PM • January 23, 2019

[sallyyates]

Transcript of a tweet from Brian Schatz:

This is the kind of thing you should already know if you are going to shut down the government.

In response to Kyle Griffin’s tweet:

The White House is requesting a list of programs that would be hurt if the government shutdown lasts into March or April, a sign that it’s bracing for a lengthy funding lapse, WaPo reports. 

5:40 PM - 23 Jan 2019

[fuck-customers]

Just letting you all in on the drama for today: us supervisors aren’t getting additional pay this year. The minimum wage went up, and we are supposed to be paid 50 cents over minimum. GM decided that we weren’t getting extra pay this year. Told us that if we didn’t want the job, someone else would take it. We have 8 non management employees. FOUR are supervisors. That means if we all demoted ourselves or quit, the only people who could take our spots would be the other four employees, three of which have been here for 3 months. She is quite literally the dumbest person I’ve ever met. I hope she’s prepared for the storm coming 😂 she really thinks we’ll do extra work for no extra pay and be happy about it. Not to mention she never talked to us about this until almost 2 weeks into the new year.

[kwp]

child: *is passionate about absolutely anything*

parent: gotta insult it

[deleated-123-deactivated2021090]

child: *becomes ashamed and embarrassed about the things they’re passionate about and doesn’t share their interests in fear of getting insulted about it*

parent: why aren’t you interested in anything? why don’t tell us anything anymore?

[supreme-leader-stoat]

radical animal rights activists:animals are going extinct we HAVE to do something to save them!

accredited zoos and aquariums:*dedicate massive amounts of money to preserve endangered species in captivity so they can be saved and educates the public to their plight*

radical animal rights activists: no not that

[sunnysideyup]

[jumex]

Ngl….mood

[weklwejrwaejflasfkraewl-deactiv]

Girl same

[theseriouscynic]

Me when I drink 3 cups of coffee followed by me crashing.

[oncelerfucker69-deactivated2019]

Regardless of your opinions on Venezuela/Maduro how the fuck are you gonna look at the US’ history of imperialism in Latin America and think the right-wing coup they’re supporting is bringing about freedom and democracy? They literally installed a fascist dictator in Chile who killed innocent people to “combat communism”.

Please read a history book or research US foreign policy. I beg. This isn’t a secret and if you refuse to acknowledge it that’s on you.

[glumshoe]

Vampirism. Not a virus, not a monster, but a parasite.

The parasite starts its life cycle… somewhere. The soil, perhaps. Perhaps the act of burying and unburying your dead exposes you to the dormant parasite, and you become its first host. The parasite worms its way into your brain and starts making adjustments to your physiology and behavior. Maybe it exudes its own chemical pheromones that have been adapted to be wildly attractive to humans, or maybe it boosts your own magnetic characteristics. Maybe the parasite is photosensitive, or cannot tolerate temperatures much warmer than the average human body - you find yourself avoiding the light and sticking to dark, cool places during the day. Maybe the parasite feeds upon some minerals or proteins or other components in fresh blood, so you find yourself craving human flesh to replace the nutrients being robbed from your own system. Maybe the parasite must be transferred from its primary host to a secondary host before it can reach the final stage in its life cycle. Perhaps it enters your saliva and is transferred to the bloodstream of your prey, where it consumes them from the inside and reproduces in their dying body before being returned to the soil during to start the cycle anew. Perhaps complicated burial practices aim to halt the parasite’s life cycle at this stage, and vampirism only spreads when these practices are shirked.

[maximumsunshine]

Now we have you, @vampireapologist , @thebibliosphere , and @simonalkenmayer all with a history of blogging about vampires (recently even) and seeing as you 4 are the 4 riders of the apocalypse, I just need to know if this is a sign of the end of times? I wouldn’t be surprised, or disappointed even… I kinda just want a chance to finish this scarf first though. Just to be able to tell my grandma in the afterlife I crochet something so she can be proud of me. So do I need to kick the crocheting up a notch?

[girlactionfigure]

[s-tu-deactivated20160514]

who needs swag when you have class

…ical music

[s-tu-deactivated20160514]

I THINK I LOST A FOLLOWER FOR THIS

THE FUCK DO YOU HAVE AGAINST CLASSICAL MUSIC I’LL RAM MY TROMBONE SO FAR UP YOUR HOOHAH WHEN SOMEONE EATS YOU OUT THEY’LL BE ABLE TO PLAY THE SOLO FROM SIBELIUS’S SYMPHONY IN C

[etirabys]

guy who invented the piano: what if we laid a harp on its side and added hammers

[argumate]

musician: you clumsy oaf, you just knocked over my harp with your toolbox!

guy who’s about to invent the piano: oh, haven’t you heard?

[etirabys]

how dare you take this mediocre shitpost and make it genuinely funny

[wakandapedia]

This broke my fucking heart

[berberebae-deactivated20201003]

Ahmed Best

[thehighpriestofreverseracism]

This is the post he was talking about in the video

[aww-so-pretty]

The most beautiful dog that you will see today

[grilledcheese-samwich-deactivat]

finals

[justdoitdaily-fitblr]

im actually speechless

[sonianeverlime-deactivated20150]

I actually did this for math finals

[marvilcomicsrock-blog]

For my English essay we were allowed a sheet of notes so I literally spent a week developing THE perfect essay and then summarising each paragraph into one line of shorthand in tiny writing 100%, A*

[rhdcarts]

in US Government last year our teacher said we could have one notecard to use as a cheat sheet and gave us a whole packet (meaning like 10 pages) of things that would be on our test. he said, and i quote, “there is no way to fit everything youre going to need on there so you better study”  i fit every last piece of info on that card and didnt study at all i got an a

moral of the story: dont tell me what i can and cannot do

[locomania22]

before my midterm in Modern Physics, my teacher told us a story about how one kid kept switching glasses during an exam. he walked over and the kid had red glasses and blue glasses and kept switching between them because he wrote his notecard in red and blue ink. he made a 3d note card.

[xiphoidprocess]

y’all do realize, that with the intense effort it takes to plan and create these sheets, that you’re studying, right? you’re totally studying. love, a TA.

[college-survivalguide]

The best way to study even if you can’t bring a cheat sheet is to make a cheat sheet and write everything you would write on one if you could have one. It’s an awesome method!

[thehighpriestofreverseracism]

Y’all I actually melted

[son-of-drogo]

This is so sweet

[jaeswavy]

Their smiles. Aww.