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crazysodomite

im kind of obsessed with this graphic.

fujoshiwarrior

(replying to my mutual's post about their day) We have to kill the people who make you suffer

bogleech

asksloyxp

So one day Thomas The Tank Engine asked me to feed them something I made, and the only thing I could think of were...

I have then decided that I'll never feed this item to a Mii unprompted and it won't "work" unless they like it. Thomas, however, LOVED IT. So I have changed their gender marker to female, and also they might it's also why Thomas currently looks like this:

asksloyxp

(Yes, this Thomas is still a meth addict)

alexiaroselikethewine

I get that sex and drugs are fun but even im like. at least have a 3rd thing. at least one more hobby. you can have a 3rd hobby. this isnt a purity thing this is a some of u are fucking boring thing.

kittygirltitty

rock & roll

alexiaroselikethewine

girl i just walked into that one like a coyote with a painted tunnel

sarahmackattack

I wanted to get a video of this ghost crab but every time I got close to their hole they scuttled back in, so I tried getting clever with it. I made a little sandcastle and shoved my phone into it, hit record, and walked away. Crab was VERY suspicious of this addition to their environment.

quendergeer

girl you erected a mysterious black monolith that contained all the knowledge your culture had ever collected were you hoping he'd develop rudimentary tool use

unhinged-soapbox

Been watching Onsta and Karina play Tomodachi Life and every time they talk about The Budget this is all I can think about

unhinged-soapbox

Not me watching the latest vod while getting ready for work and then looking up just in time to see my beloved budget memes on the big screen

turtlegod3

If you’re lesbian, gay, bisexual, trans, or “plus”; you’re really fuckin’ hot. And if you’re questioning, be gay right now. It’s more fun.

Emphasis on trans because they deserve all of the love and support in this current political climate.

(I tried my best to get the colors right :3)

cryptotheism

"is this anything?" (I open my palm to show you a pure concept)

flaskrobonoid

ohhhhh im so hungry. wont you use /feed to give me a yummy treat?

flaskrobonoid

whats your fucking problem

flaskrobonoid

come on man nam no emoc

flaskrobonoid

im so cold ! ! dloc os mi

flaskrobonoid

im red! !der mi

wolfwoodbignaturals

i have to stop myself from whimpering like a sad dog

wolfwoodbignaturals

love is WHAT?

lifeafterpsychiatry

If you're comfortable accusing anyone of faking disability, you're not a real ally to disabled people

teaboot

One time when I was a kid a group of girls and I had to treat another student for hypothermia by ourselves because she had so many invisible health issues that the adults we asked for help didn't believe us. The student in question was actively hallucinating. When I finally ran for help the people I grabbed were slow as shit to respond, casually joking about how "dramatic" the person in question was.

The kid was picked up by an ambulance 30 minutes later.

Now as an adult working in security I get SO MANY folks- upper-middle aged mostly- coming to me to 'rat out' people they think are faking it.

I was once sent into a bathroom because a client demanded that the "fucker won't get out, so good drag them out"- I was NEVER going to do that, so I did a wellness check instead. You know who it was? A person recently released from the hospital after a car accident. They had a hole in their skull and major hearing loss. They couldn't answer the owner because they couldn't HEAR the owner.

Another time about a homeless man who got around town by kicking the ground from his wheelchair. "You know he doesn't actually need that thing, his legs work fine, it's just for pity points"- Oh, so he's not paralyzed, his wheelchair is performative? Funny story Dale, I actually know that guy, he was backed over by a truck and has chronic pain from his shattered pelvis. But sure, let's make him stand up and walk everywhere so nobody feels too bad for him and tries to help him or something.

"She doesn't need that scooter, I've seen her get out of it."

"Look how fat he is, because he just rides around and refuses to get up."

"She doesn't really need that cane- she comes here without it all the time"

Sincerely, truly, from the bottom of my heart- as someone who isn't physically disabled but hears this shit all the time- fuck off

cheaphalloweencostume

my least favorite literary smut turn of phrase is when a guy is like “im gonna ruin this pussy” “im gonna wreck this pussy for anyone else” like stop.. thats not yours…!