Jules✿

18 years🫶🏼

[knebellindemann]

[asthedeathoflight]

My favorite quirk of American English is that since we're constantly exaggerating, sometimes it's more intense to say something slightly less intense. Because like, it means you actually thought about it.

"you look great!" - normal. Anyone could say this. Could be true or could just be lying to be nice. Very normal expected thing to say to someone

"you look good." - gay as hell thing to say to someone.

[ed-recovery-affirmations]

You have so much more purpose in life than trying endlessly to offer the world a thin body.

[8nin]

“what’s stopping you from-“ listen i am so so sleepy

[um-jammer-tranny]

and like. broke

[anexperimentallife]

Also applies to "AI" "artists" and "musicians."

[imjunebitch]

[animentality]

[animentality]

[rana030]

Pov: you're reading a fanfiction and suddenly y/n starts to call him daddy

[0xeyedaisy]

Thanks tumblr

[jackkdaniels]

when i was a kid i decided that killing people was bad therefore war was bad therefore the military was evil. and adults would tell me it's more nuanced than that and i would understand when i grew up. well i'm a grown up now and idk i still think that killing people is bad and war is bad and the military is evil

[isuggestlandback]

If you ever wondered why they call tattoos and piercings "unprofessional" and "unsophisticated"

Source: Lainey Molnar

[allthingswhumpyandangsty]

“apologize for being weird about the character” no the point of passion and hyperfixation is that you’re shamelessly and unapologetically weird about the thing that brings you joy

[allthingswhumpyandangsty]

“you cannot ship these two fictional characters because—” actually I can because they are not real people. they are just toys I play with. you cannot apply real-world morality to fiction or how strangers play with their imaginary toys in their imaginary sandboxes.

you can, however, curate your own internet experience by minding your own business, muting/blocking/scrolling past what upsets you but does not hurt anyone in real life in any way, shape or form.

[mon3trs]

in space no one can hear you moan like a girl

[fat-fuck-hairy-belly]

Ground control here, we can hear you just fine

[goth-queen]

[thememedaddy]