vamp

i looove vampires they/them, genderqueer lesbian, 19

[vampishdyke]

˚̣̣̣ ꒷︶†︶꒷˚̣̣̣︶ ͡𑁬 ♱ ໒ ͡ ︶˚̣̣̣꒷︶†︶꒷ ˚̣̣̣

hi i’m vamp! my pronouns are they/them, i’m a genderqueer lesbian :3

my main interests are kingdom hearts, nbc hannibal, sonic, reanimator and vampires (obviously).

Currently Watching: full metal alchemist brotherhood

you can add me on letterboxd if you want. it’s vampishdyke there too.

(interests under the cut)

🎥 : interview with the vampire, re-animator, bullet train, the princess bride, lisa frankenstein, beetlejuice, sinners

🎶 : the cure, depeche mode, the rolling stones, panic! at the disco, the smashing pumpkins, the smiths, madonna, blondie, david bowie, muse, the cranberries, chappell roan, hatsune miku, my chemical romance, the pixies

📺 : nbc hannibal, house md, neon genesis evangelion, death note, madoka magica, half life but the ai is self aware, voltron, (kinda) doctor who, supernatural

📖 : babel - r.f kuang, the last unicorn - peter s. beagle, if we were villains - m.l rio, the secret history - donna tartt, interview with the vampire - anne rice, catcher in the rye - j.d salinger, a tree grows in brooklyn - betty smith, a thousand splendid suns - khaled hosseini, the raven cycle - maggie stiefvater

🎮 : kingdom hearts, the sims 4, stardew valley, yakuza, sonic the hedgehog

˚̣̣̣ ꒷︶†︶꒷˚̣̣̣︶ ͡𑁬 ♱ ໒ ͡ ︶˚̣̣̣꒷︶†︶꒷ ˚̣̣̣

[targetedknowledge]

[frankiesbullshit]

someone tell OP i did it, i spent about 3 hours on it

[derinthescarletpescatarian]

One flag to rule them all

[prettycolors]

[chaoticneutralwife]

*mumbling and grumbling* maybe i wanted to win stupid prizes *kicks dirt*

[kaylmao]

work like a red onion

play like a white onion

fuck like a green onion

[ivy-michaels]

Come to the library. We will laminate your penis for free.

[transparent-plastic-robotgirl]

I have to go to the library so that they can laminate my penis for free

[cloudabserk]

“fujoshis are harmful to gay men” not this gay man.

[cloudabserk]

on twitter this got a bunch of responses like “wow even the evil fujoshis? the homophobic yet hypocritically fetishistic ones? what if the fujoshi is racist?” and like well no obviously not in that case.

[cloudabserk]

“shoutout to everybody from new jersey!” “even the new jersey serial killers…?”

[crabussy]

Do you have a LEAST favorite bicycle? One that was unkind to you? Is this possible?

all bicycles are born with kind souls but some of them are built for a person with proportions I have yet to see in the big wide world and trying to ride said bike is a lot like a brand new baby horse trying to figure out the whole "six long legs and a proboscis" thing on day 1

[crabussy]

I FORGOT TO CHANGE THE REST OF THE SENTENCE TO BE ABOUT HORSES INSTEAD OF BUTTERFLIES,

[crabussy]

you know what yeah this IS how it feels

[elodieunderglass]

Thank you @chiropteracupola no I get it

[misscromwellsmonocle]

The Little Art Connoisseur (1863) August Friedrich Siegert

[darnitjack]

Last time this came around I showed my three year old and he said "He's little like me!" and stared for a whole minute (v. Long in toddler time).

[toskarin]

the biohazard symbol really was a winner. that thing looks scary

[rabbits-of-negative-euphoria]

if they're gonna remake The Princess Bride, it should open with a kid sick in bed scrolling on his phone. his grandpa arrives with a gift--it's a DVD player with a disc already inside. grandpa hooks it up to the TV and presses play. and we all just watch the original 1987 film again.

[pillowspace]

Sometimes having an OC is like "this character is an outlet for my insecurity and trauma" and sometimes it's like "this character is an outlet for my love of vampires :)". Sometimes it's both

[pillowspace]

Sometimes you think it's "this character is an outlet for my love and nothing more :)" and then you look it over later like "shit. product of the deepest depths of my soul again"

[billiuspendragon]

Okay, fine, I'll say it. I'll speak my mind. Meow meow meow meow meow.

[seracadash]

(goverment voice) we need to protect the children from pornography so our plan is to remove their eyes so they would never see something so traumatic. if you are against removing children's eyes you are basically a pedophile

[kat-of-letters]

i know that “don’t harass people for being weird, they might be autistic!” is a fairly popular take on here. but as a Certified Autist, i’d like to add that harassing allistic and/or neurotypical people for being weird is also bad, and should not be done

and before you come in with “yeah, you never know who is and isn’t autistic, and you shouldn’t force people to out themselves!” i want to say two things: one, i agree. and two, even if you could magically avoid ever harassing a single autistic person, it still wouldn’t be okay to go after NTs for being weird. they’re people, janice. they’re allowed to be really invested in naruto

[blujayonthewing]

#stop playing the game of ‘who is it okay for me to hurt?’ #the answer is no one #the answer is ALWAYS going to be no one #none people is the correct number of people to hurt [X]

[homunculus-argument]

If you've got a friend that you know can't remember shit, and you feel like it'd be rude to remind them about something that's coming up beforehand just in case they did remember something they signed up for and now you feel bad for implying that you don't trust their memory, and you know that there's a 90% chance that they won't remember the thing unless you remind them, here's a tip from someone with a Can't Remember Shit Disease:

Instead of simply reminding them about the event, just ask them about a specific detail involved in it instead. If you know that The Thing is on next week's friday, and the last moment you need confirmation whether they're coming or not is this thursday, instead of texting

"Hey you remember we have the thing on next week's friday, right?"

you can text some specific question - regardless of whether the info itself is important to you or not - that clarifies when the event is, like

"Hey are you going to be driving to the thing next week's friday, or is someone giving you a ride? We'll need to plan parking beforehand."

Because in case they did remember the thing, they can just answer you for the question you asked. And if they didn't remember and go "OH SHIT IT'S NEXT WEEK I COMPLETELY FORGOT", you still gave them the reminder they needed just the same.

I don't personally get insulted when people gently remind me that they know that I can't remember shit, and most self-aware memory problem people don't either, but if you're worried that it would feel rude to remind people about things you're worried they might've forgotten, this is a good way to circumvent that.

[naamahdarling]

Thank you for SAVING MY LIIIIIIIFE!!!

[friccahacked]

fuck it. kafcake