vamp

i looove vampires they/them, genderqueer lesbian, 18

[vampishdyke]

˚̣̣̣ ꒷︶†︶꒷˚̣̣̣︶ ͡𑁬 ♱ ໒ ͡ ︶˚̣̣̣꒷︶†︶꒷ ˚̣̣̣

hi i’m vamp! my pronouns are they/them, i’m a genderqueer lesbian :3

my main interests are kingdom hearts, nbc hannibal, sonic, reanimator and vampires (obviously).

Currently Watching: supernatural

you can add me on letterboxd if you want. it’s vampishdyke there too.

(interests under the cut)

🎥 : interview with the vampire, re-animator, bullet train, the princess bride, lisa frankenstein, beetlejuice, sinners

🎶 : the cure, depeche mode, the rolling stones, panic! at the disco, the smashing pumpkins, the smiths, madonna, blondie, david bowie, muse, the cranberries, chappell roan, hatsune miku, my chemical romance, the pixies

📺 : nbc hannibal, house md, neon genesis evangelion, death note, madoka magica, half life but the ai is self aware, voltron, (kinda) doctor who, supernatural

📖 : babel - r.f kuang, the last unicorn - peter s. beagle, if we were villains - m.l rio, the secret history - donna tartt, interview with the vampire - anne rice, catcher in the rye - j.d salinger, a tree grows in brooklyn - betty smith, a thousand splendid suns - khaled hosseini, the raven cycle - maggie stiefvater

🎮 : kingdom hearts, the sims 4, stardew valley, yakuza, sonic the hedgehog

˚̣̣̣ ꒷︶†︶꒷˚̣̣̣︶ ͡𑁬 ♱ ໒ ͡ ︶˚̣̣̣꒷︶†︶꒷ ˚̣̣̣

[joleneghoul]

i think censoring subtitles is actually ableism

[beebundt]

meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow mew meow meow mew meow meow . ok?

[beebundt]

[unyieldingsilence]

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[gutsygills]

mold pisses me off so much

oh you have to eat your produce the moment it leaves the store or the fuckin Hungering Dust will get it. and. poison your food

[tobiasdrake]

I ran into this post years ago and to be honest, it has completely reoriented the way I engage with food.

Like. I’ve always sorta understood that things grow moldy or stale or sour or such if left out, but I never really internalized it in a meaningful way.

But now I’m just like.

Yeah. The hungering dust. There exists omnivorous dust in the air that will eat my food if I don’t.

Those bagels have been sitting there for a week. Are we going to eat them soon or are we leaving them for the hungering dust?

Pizza’s been sitting out on the counter for an hour. Everyone’s enjoying the pizza, but if we don’t want “everyone” to include the hungering dust then we should probably put it away soon.

That’s just. That’s how food works to me now. There exists an invisible predator in the air that hungers for your yummies, and it will not hesitate to eat your food if you don’t make the effort to protect and preserve it. And eat what can’t be preserved before the dust can.

Life-changing.

[the-missing-number]

food doesn’t actually “go bad”, it just gets eaten by something else first

[the-haiku-bot]

food doesn’t actually

“go bad”, it just gets eaten

by something else first

Beep boop! I look for accidental haiku posts. Sometimes I mess up.

[molabuddy]

ok spider megacity is actually driving me a bit crazy. 2 dominant species live in thr spider city and one wpuld usually predate the otherbut bc its so dark in there they cant tell... so they livein peace and eat midges. thousands of spiders living in peace on one bigbigbig web eating midges in the dark together forever. one bigbig web spans across boarder of two countries spiders live on there peaceful in the colddark. eating midges

[molabuddy]

World's biggest spiderweb discovered inside 'Sulfur Cave' with 111,000 arachnids living in pitch black

A giant colonial spiderweb in a sulfuric cave on the border between Greece and Albania may be the largest ever found — and it was built by s

spider megacity..........

[molabuddy]

i love this post because when i wrote it i was so caught up in the beauty of spider megacity that i forgot there were people who had arachnophobia, and so with pure joy i was describing what to many is the actual definition of hell. i am sorry about that. i hope you can still find beauty in the ecological wonder of two usually solitary species cohabitating at such a large scale even if very scary ..

[molabuddy]

sstop invoking spiders georg on this post hes gonna find out about this and eat all thefuckinggg spiders 😢😢😢😢😢😢

[my-dailydreams]

[molabuddy]

i Really love when two characters are really quite similar but in such a way that they just hate eachother onsight.. dog barking at a mirror type beef

[tragbarerpanzrabwehrkomplexfagot]

[ojibwa]

mmmm the color green

[spineless-lobster]

@vampishdyke

[omegaverse]

Dr. Eggman is literally richer than elon musk

[omegaverse]

[gncgalactus]

Got emeralds in a more ethical manner

[birdsareblooming]

also he's actually an inventor

[tramampoline]

he can't stop winning

[jackkdaniels]

when i was a kid i decided that killing people was bad therefore war was bad therefore the military was evil. and adults would tell me it's more nuanced than that and i would understand when i grew up. well i'm a grown up now and idk i still think that killing people is bad and war is bad and the military is evil

[crabussy]

I think I just got catcalled from a truck but I don’t know because I have auditory processing disorder. misogyny 0 autism 1

[stevebucky-deactivated20221119]

i know twilight gets shit on a lot but if a boy told me he was a supernatural creature who was in love w/ me in the pacific northwest woods i too would risk it all 

[dankmemeuniversity]

[thyrell]

why are there 5,000 people on this site holding back from doing something with literally zero repercussions for anyone in a world that will never remember the chances you didn’t take? don’t waste your time on this earth live your life slap some rice

[june-egbert-official]

Hi my job is literally to reset the shelves and honestly?? Slap that rice. Slap it good. patting down the bags makes it easier to stack more, which means when I have to do it it’ll be flatter and more settled and more likely that I can just slide it along without it slidin’ around. You are doing me a FAVOR by slapping that rice.

[thyrell]

rice man approves

[shadowbrightshine]

SLAP

THAT

RICE

[freshcuntgrass]

Nothing has done quite so much damage to my internal vocabulary as the construction #MyNoun. I don't remember if it was from that "tour of my jar, this is my twig #MyTwig" or if it was from "inappropriate attachment to objects, my tuube #MyTuube" but either way it was one of you fuckers on here. I do it every time there's my noun #MyNoun

[spiribia]

i would be a kittypet all the way in the warrior cats universe. if i heard a bunch of guys were in the woods killing each other for survival and they think i'm the lame one for getting mediocre banquets i would be like you guys are stupidd and then when the thunderclan medicine cat comes by my fenced lot to pick yarrow i would be like what are doing and shes like medicine so my clanmates don't die and i'm like wow you guys really have it that rough. and she keeps encountering me and one day i'm like why don't you come inside there's plenty of kibble and she averts her eyes shyly and is like ...no that would be against starclan and i'd go To have a little kibble? and she's like You know what i mean. and i do. 5 moons later she is getting adopted by my people and visions of her ancestors still haunt her and she is from time to time like Did I do the right thing...? how could i be so selfish...? and i'm like my toy mouse squeaks

[meg-megbanom-ezt]

Warrior Cats is one fandom I only know from indirectly from tumblr (though I still enough to enjoy this piece), BUT a tiny interesting side note- - -

I was at the winter MondoCon and noticed a few middle-schooler(ish) children with cat masks and turned out that they are actually Warrior-fans. I got curious and found out that the first three books were republished last year. So it looks like it certainly becoming (or already is) A Thing now in Hungary, too!

[meg-megbanom-ezt]

I just had to draw the original post because it lives rent free in my head

[mothermara]

remember to bury the dead with a phone, everyone. these days the ferry terminal at the river styx wants you to download a fucking app