Formerly @vampwire but got nuked and lost 15ish years of chat and content.
Bio: 41, bi, cis male, leftist, kinky. I'm a game developer and I used to host kinky parties in my off hours. Polyamorous with one nesting partner currently.
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Formerly @vampwire but got nuked and lost 15ish years of chat and content.
Bio: 41, bi, cis male, leftist, kinky. I'm a game developer and I used to host kinky parties in my off hours. Polyamorous with one nesting partner currently.
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fingers in Its mouth as a hypnotic focus... It already has trouble thinking when Its mouth is full....
That one's really cute.
Like, seeing a girl get all dumb and slutty and oh so suggestible when there are fingers teasing across her lips, knowing that you could so easily slide them deeper, and she's simply programmed to allow it, to follow along. Knowing that her mind is open while they're in. That while she's sucking she's so easily controlled, given new suggestions, given new thoughts and behaviors and beliefs. It'd be a shame not to take advantage of a girl so eager to allow that, to not turn her into a lovely little fuckdoll, right?
i know i said i did not want to talk about the nolan odyssey but i do have one more nodyssey post in me. i actually think the idea of odysseus understanding his story as existing both in and out of a historic timeframe is a fun way to handle the liminality caused by the story being part of an extensive oral tradition. however having him say "our age of bronze is collapsing" is perhaps not the way i would have done that
Selfies of us with my cock buried inside you but no one knows 🤫
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Your 20s are not about getting your life together they're about learning to escape the self imposed torture labyrinth you've built inside your own head
just saw a pigeon doing the puffed up courtship dance thing to another pigeon, and as he was strutting around he suddenly stopped for a split second to do a very brief preen-peck at his own side, then returned to the strutting around. and i surprised myself by instantly losing respect for the male pigeon in that moment, like come on man i appreciate you had an itch or whatever but how is she supposed to feel special when you're getting distracted by bullshit like that? which on reflection i don't endorse, i mean those are pretty harsh dating norms i'm imposing on these pigeons, from a total outsider perspective, for no reason. probably not all girl pigeons are as uptight about that sort of thing as i would apparently be if i was a girl pigeon, maybe she even found it endearing who knows, i don't know her. it's none of my business really. sorry pigeons.
kiiiiinda in the mood to go camp in the mountains and swim naked in streams and fuck by the fireside and and
emilio please im not sure how catering would help this situation
how I lure the nerds out
More kink content from women in their 30's and above please.
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everyone's talking about the ibs/autism haha funny comparison thing while I'm still stuck on the concept that hamsters exist in the wild. like naturally
tf do you mean they're a wild creature. you find those ankle-biters at the pet store
Not a biologist, but the evolution of mammals is way more granular than you might expect. Humans are the sole surviving species of the genus Homo, which was a real party before the other ones went extinct. You're in for a fun time.
Domestic cats are believed to be domesticated not from tigers, but from the African wildcat:
Which evolved to be small just because it's sometimes more useful to be small.
And no, hamsters are not off-brand rats. They're part of the rodent order, which includes beavers, moles, capybaras, guinea pigs (yes, also wild) and lots of other fun things:
Shit. This dude knows an extreme amount about a niche subject. Crazy what you can accomplish when you have treatment resistant IBS
I want it on record that I shit mostly normal.