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i'm miles/forest, i use xe/xem/xyr neopronouns or just they/them pronouns if that's a trip. i'm autistic and a haver of cptsd and did. 19, nonbinary and queer. last update: 6/5/25
yeah I've seen the odyssey
tfw you see an old crush and youre like OH suddenly i need to be as annoying as humanly possible?? i get it
What are the odds?
Fun fact: if you, as an adult, tell miserable children that their youth is the best that life will ever be, and that it's all just downhill from there, there's a percentage of them who will hear this and think "well, I guess I better kill myself before that happens." And a certain percentage of those will proceed to do that and succeed.
Anyway what I'm saying is that any time you feel tempted to say that, you should instead consider shutting the fuck up. Just because you peaked at 16 doesn't mean anyone else did. Most peoples' lives get better than that.
i'm the woman from pornos who uses sexual favors to settle debts with plumbers, electricians - even the masonry guy and my carpet layer! but as i've taken a vow of celibacy myself, i deign to never pleasure my own body. i jack off all trades, but i masturbate none!
seeing yourself in jude vs seeing yourself in willem, or the secret third scarier option seeing yourself in jb
just had to take a fucking second and close my eyes because i remembered that on the night of november 5th tumblr had convinced me, an outsider, that this was an actual gif of Castiel Supernatural being sent to mega fruit hell
We all learninâ today igâŠ
Its from the 1997 movie âSpawnâ if anyone was curious
btw this is the actual footage of castiel getting dragged to super hell
Gonna make one hundred soups this year. Starting off with kapustnyak, carrot soup, chickpea soup, and parsnip soup.
4% complete.
8% complete baybeee. This may end up being a long post. Hope you like the colour of the soup.
Can't stop won't stop. 15 soups so far.
Slowed down for a minute because vet bills ate up my grocery budget but made it to 20%, baybEEEE.
Whoops I slowed down but BAM, 25%. I'm gonna make a comeback baybeeEEEE.
I AM BECOMING SO POWERFUL
Four new BEAN BASED SOUPS, the first one trailblazing because it was a taco soup recipe courtesy of @alex-of-1000-dumbasseries. 61 IN THE BAG, 39 TO GO.
I am also linking my soup planning doc because I can, and it's easier than tagging all of them individually.
Have I lost all my followers yet? NOT YET. Time for more soups. I'm up to 70 now.
OP this is a gorgeous post and Iâm so proud of you
Thank you, I will take these codfish words to my grave. Also, I have achieved 8 more, putting me at 77 soups. How is 70 plus 9 photos 77? I'm glad you asked.
Earlier, I forgot to include a photo of my cock-a-leekie-soup (#57) - pictured above as the first one of this set - and also I MADE TARATOR TWICE by accident so I've struck one from the record since I'm trying to make 100 soups here, not 99 and one twice.
A new bowl approaches. Bought myself some soup bowls from the 70s with goofy little geese on them for my own birthday (though I did not get them in time for my miyeok-guk), because what else is free will for. This puts me at 86. I JUST MIGHT MAKE IT? SOMEHOW?
A COLOURFUL BATCH featuring another Certified Tumblr Soup because people kept recommending Yeto's Soup, and they were right.
How am I at 92? ALL MY LIFE I'VE BEEN A QUITTER.
time to get the tinfoil out
please support this interracial french gay couple and their 20 kids
âle couple homosexuel interracial français milieu a vingt enfantsâ en fait câest une erreur statistique. georgs d'enfants, qui habite dans une cave et adopte dix mille enfants chaque jour, est une donnĂ©e aberrante et il faudrait pas lâavoir comptĂ©
I donât even speak French and I know what that paragraph says
âgeorgs d'enfantsâ how does it feel to be the funniest person here
fish requests #1 :-D
Gift-giving times are approaching for many of us. I know choosing gifts is not everyone's strong suit, but I'm pretty good at it, so let me help you out.
If you are not sure what to buy or make, and the person hasn't asked for something that you can just get (or you don't want to for whatever reason), try to hone in on these broad categories:
A better version of something they use all the time, or something to augment it.
Are they always carting around a dented, old, off-brand coffee thermos? What about a new Contigo, in their favorite color?
Is the strap of their favorite satchel looking ragged, or just plain? There are fancy, decorative straps that might compliment it.
Hikers and cyclists might appreciate the types of socks they won't shell out for themselves. Or nicer sport-specific gloves, or reflective gear.
A convenience they will appreciate.
Do they read a lot of paperbacks while on the go? Maybe they would appreciate a pretty sleeve to protect those books inside their day bag.
Are they always caught without something, like chap stick or ear buds? Get them some cheap ones in different colors so they can spread the items across their various bags and locations. No more grabbing the wrong bag and having to ride transit without music.
Do they always have RSA tokens rattling around their lanyard? I swear by the 3D-printed card holders that hold and display RSA tokens on the back. No rattling!
A thing associated with something they like, be it a sports team or a show or a specific animal, that they don't already have. I say again: Something they LIKE in the PRESENT TENSE. I feel like Tumblrites are the least likely to mess this up, but still. I bet many of you received, say...toy horses years after you were over that phase, or t-shirts about a show you got mad at and stopped watching. Don't do that to someone else.
Stickers, t-shirts, jewelry, home goods, etc.
Specific example: Two years ago, I made my penguin-obsessed friend a tea towel and an oven mitt with penguin-printed fabric. He just mentioned to me that he still uses them! Probably because they are decent-quality versions of things he uses all the time, associated with something he likes.
And if all else fails: A consumable they will definitely use.
Do they host a lot of dinner parties? Then they can never have too much half-decent wine.
Do they work outside in the cold? Their hands always need good hand creams, and I bet they have a favorite brand. (If they don't, see point one and get them a fancier one.)
Endurance athletes will get through a box of their favorite fuel, e.g. Honey Stingers.
People who sew will make use of needles, rotary cutter blades, and interfacing or batting (depending on the type of sewing they do).
Most people like fancy chocolate (unless they have food allergies).
Gifting is a skill! I think the biggest pitfall is bumbling into territory the giftee is picky about. That's why I suggest generic consumables like needles for a sewing hobbyist vs a particular fabric they might not want to wear or quilt with, for instance. If you knew exactly what they wanted, you'd be outside the purview of this guide. Use your judgement!
when not to think about the passage of time/your life:
- sundays
- end of the year
- your bday/the days leading up to it
and if youâre like me and your birthday is at the end of the year please just stop thinking in general
going over to my minimalist girlfriendâs house and she apologizes profusely for the mess and thereâs just a single perfect, fresh pea on the floor of her living room
Blue Lois
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Red Marge
jesus christ. I Am Under Fucking Attack
