mistermistyeyed.

hi i'm ashley pan /21/ she,her

[ifeeltheglow]

[futubandera-cl]

[oddishtea]

I’ve watched this like 30 times and I cant stop laughing aksjska

[surprisebitch]

the girl has big dick energy

[sl33pyd3mon]

she stole all of his dick energy and killed him

[matydn]

I’m the girl making sure everyone knows he lost

[maxinbc-deactivated20210518]

I’m crying 😂

[unpretty]

i turned on the light in the dining room but Tubby had been sleeping in a chair and it woke her up and she was Not Pleased

[unpretty]

[unpretty]

yes

however we recently got her a new ceramic fountain that better suits her aesthetic

and her own fainting couch

but she still prefers a good lap whenever possible

[flawlessglamazon]

[burning-mind]

@unpretty what is Ms. Tubby’s full name if it is not Tubby?

[unpretty]

Tubbitha

[biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist]

vampire lore headcanons, go!

[roomba-with-knives-taped-to-it]

They invented welcome mats because they are lazy

[dead-souls-deactivated177013]

That makes a lot of sense actually

[deletingtomorrowsmh-deactivated]

Wow wish I had a cool gf

[innocentcitizenthings]

man’s dating a village wise woman and complaining 

[queersamus]

honey that’s just a witch they’re harmless unless you fuck them over

[mockiato-deactivated20200315]

Have y’all seen this baby yet?

[dykewithbread]

love is restored in the chicken

[valtsv]

your secrets are safe with me because i will forget all of them immediately

[manrippedapartbydogs]

My best friend is in med school and his classmate made this

[kindofsharethat]

my brain works like the spirit box from buzzfeed unsolved

[kindofsharethat]

mostly static, sometimes disembodied words like “pastry” and “crime”, leaves you guessing

[pippistudies]

can we stop romanticising pushing ourselves to the limit cause I want to stop feeling like I have to not sleep and not eat to be truly productive. pls and thank u

[twerklina]

[blueeyeddl]

Someone I’ve known for 20+ years just posted this on my Facebook wall and I’ve never felt more seen in my entire life.

[blueeyeddl]

Reblog to be visited by the Jeff Goldblum of Happiness, who will help you recognize that Everything Is Fleeting, Including Sadness.

[professorcapybara]

Man Who Lost Arm By Plunging It Into Lava Smugly Refuses To Describe What Lava Feels Like

[professorcapybara]

so i was running a fever the other day and have no memory of writing this

[tiktokarchive]

[thatthinginyourshoe-deactivated]

@rosswoodpark this is how I bother all of my cats

[rosswoodpark]

this is the only way to bother a cat!

[logisticbumm]

@starrtoon

[silvahhauntah]

Ive watched this like five times i cant stop

[bax16]

@supesean @woody112704 @tx-tornado @offthebeatenpathtexas @wolfbeat

[viostormcaller]

MY SISTER DOES THIS ALDHOWHDOD

[filmathon]

[filmathon]

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POTTERHEAD quiz games masterpost. Save it!

Which “Harry Potter” Character are you?

Which Harry Potter Character Should You Marry? 

Let’s Sort You Into Your Harry Potter House Based On Your Birthday

Match the Names of These Harry Potter Spells to What They Do

Which Two ‘Harry Potter’ Hogwarts Houses Are You? 

Which Marauder From “Harry Potter” Are You? 

What Would Your Job Be in the Harry Potter Universe?

​Which Harry Potter Witch Matches Your Personality? 

These 12 Questions Will Determine Which Harry Potter Spell You Are 

Only True Harry Potter Fans Can Answer These Book vs. Movie Questions 

Which Male Character From ‘Harry Potter’ Would YOU Date? 

Can You Finish These Iconic Harry Potter Quotes?

Can You Name These Obscure Harry Potter Characters?

We Can Tell If You’d Be a Muggle or a Wizard in the ‘Harry Potter’ Universe

We Can Guess Your Favorite Harry Potter Book in Just 12 Questions About Children’s Lit

Prove You’re a Wizard By Acing Our Harry Potter Quiz 

Hermione McGonagall

Ron’s my King

SAD, this one doesn’t work but honestly Libras would be Hufflepuff w/o a DOUBT

I’m competent

Gryffinclaw - INACCURATE

FUCK I knew I was gonna James

Wandwaker, I meant maker but I’m high and this sounds cooler

Tonks, the second I hit “skilled”

Riddkulus

SAD, see above but also 10’s my fav # - v disappointed

Ron again! I do love redheads, woof

11 outta 13 - this and the spells one is the hardest thus far

50% I FAILED - this is the hardest

WIZ

SAD, see above

16 outta 20, that 4 outta 5 - 80%

Honestly, this was a tiring journey.

[queerofrock]

one. Ron Weasley and Hagrid, I feel that’s pretty accurate

two.  i can’t believe i should marry hagrid

three. i got my house!!! Hufflepuffs for the win!!!

four. i got average :(

five. Huffleclaw. I’m actually a Huffledor

six. Sirius Black!

seven. im… a quidditch player??? i dont like sports

eight. fuck yeah i’m tonks!!!!

nine. Expecto Patronum!

ten. i got a 22 out of 24

eleven. I got Harry lmao

twelve. apparently im one of the golden trio

thirteen. nearly aced it

fourteen. im a wizard

fifteen. they were pretty accurate. I did enjoy the order of the phoenix

sixteen. im an expert

[blasegirlsclub]

1. Ginny and Fred

2. Marry Ron. A little weird since I’m essentially his siblings…..

3. Hufflepuff….. as a raven claw I find this offensive

4. Average spell caster 15/24

5. Slytherclaw. This sounds more accurate

6. Sirius Black. Yes bitches

7. I work at gringotts, so give me all your money

8. I’m Luna lovegood. Time to get weird

9. Reparo 👓

10. 6/12 I suck

11. Hagrid…..

12. I’m part of the golden trio 8/13

13. 7/18 def not an expert

14. I’m a natural born wizard

15. Prisoner of Azkaban

16. I’m a skilled wizard

[lostrandomfangirl]

1. Rubeus Hagrid and Ron Weasley

2. I should marry Harry Potter

3. Hufflepuff and Taurus do have similarities

4. You’re a competent wizard, but you still aren’t quite a perfect spellcaster.

5. Gryffinclaw … I’m a Ravenpuff tho :(

6. I got Remus Lupin

7. My job would be a Hogwarts Professor

8. I’m Hermione Granger 

9. Riddikulus 😜

10. 10/24 not a good score :(

11. I should date Harry Potter … 

12. 10/13 … should brush up on that

13. 12/18 

14. GREAT MERLIN’S BEARD! YOU’RE A WIZARD!

15. Ayy I Got my fave Harry Potter and the Prisoner of Azkaban 

16. I’m an Expert 

[arryofwinterhell]

1. Harry Potter & Albus Dumbledore

2. You should marry Neville Longbottom

3. Ravenclaw (accurate af)

4. You’re a competent wizard, but you still aren’t quite a perfect spellcaster. 20/24

5. You’re a Gryffinpuff. (False)

6. You’re Sirius Black

7. You work the desk at Gringotts, first non goblin employee.

8. You’re Luna Lovegood

9. You’re riddikulus

10. 20/24

11. Your soulmate is Harry Potter (/:)

12. You’re the chosen one, 12/13

13. 11/18

14. You’re a wizard, Harry! Unbelievable!

15. Prisoner of Azkaban (false; OoTP)

16. You’re a Harry Potter expert! 17/20

[coffeeandcupcakes41]

Here we go!

1. Hagrid and Ron 👩🏻‍🦰👨🏻‍🦰#gingersquad

2. Should marry Hagrid 🐈🐕🐉 (we’d have all the animals/magical creatures)

3. Ravenclaw (mmmmm not so much)

4. Average (12/24)

5. Gryffinpuff (that’s more like it)

6. Sirius Black

7. Work at the desk at Gringotts #firstnongoblinemployee

8. Hermione Granger #girlpower #bringonthebrain

9. Riddikulus

10. True Potterhead (12/24)

11. Harry Potter (💍 I accept)

12. One of the golden trio (8/13)

13. Fan, but no expert (7/18)

14. You’re a wizard Harry!

15. Half Blood Prince

16. Skilled Wizard (14/20)

You can tell a lot about a person based on their willingness to do 16 Harry Potter themed quizzes 😉

[ruinedchildhood]

[fleurison-deactivated20190824]

you are going to secure a major win soon. from that moment on, your life will change completely. keep your vision alive. keep moving. what’s to come will be better than anything you’ve ever known