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doing whatever

[celes7ial-deactivated20180319]

she’s gonna pass her classes and she’s gonna graduate

[ablogofnature]

Who

[celes7ial-deactivated20180319]

the girl reading this

[ddrvbiblgigb]

[garfield-baybee]

Reblog to have something good happen at 1:42 tomorrow

[thebootydiaries]

me standing inside a bank screaming: MOTHERLODE MOTHERLODE MOTHERLODE MOTHERLODE MOTHERLODE MOTHERLODE MOTHERLODE

[samxcamargo]

If you’re scrolling through tumblr trying to distract yourself from something you don’t want to think about or you’re looking for a sign that everything will be okay, this is it. So, breathe. Relax into this moment. You’re alive & that’s all that matters.

[wrathofthestag]

You know what’s wild? Remembering that children hear things for the first time without context and are literally like, “What?”

I just said “See you later, alligator” to a four-year-old and I think it was the first time they had ever heard that.  They froze in their tracks, looked at me completely bewildered then replied, “See you later, chicken” and kept walking.

[class42warship]

school: aight this term we’re learning about biomes.

me, stupid: m,,,,,,,m,.m,minecraft real

[zuckr]

@ fetish blogs that follow me: i’ll sell pictures of my feet for $50

[itsaubreylmfao]

team “i wore this yesterday but i’m going to a different place so it doesn’t matter”

[lilyhatesjazzhands]

team “I wore this yesterday but I wore it under a jacket so I can wear it again, no one will know”

[jamieaiken919]

team “I’m going to wear these jeans until I spill something noticeable on them”

[slavery]

Oh shit I left my Rolex at Chuck E. Cheese

[killue]

Cool i just found this free Rolex at Chuck E. Cheese

[midnightmystical]

[bogleech]

my brain any time we have a hundred dollars: whoa, whoa, whoa…WHOA….stop the fuckin presses guys…..a “HUNDRED“ dollars? Like, a LITERAL hundred of them!? You serious!? That’s like…hold on let me do what I think math is….that’s like….INFINITY dollars. That’s THE big number. TEN TENS, BABY! We can afford ANYTHING! Food! Shoes! Gas! More food! Entertainment!! EVEN more food!!! We are ROLLING in those ten fuckin’ tens!!!! UNSTOPPABLE!!!!

the same brain as soon as we no longer have a hundred dollars: whu…..uh…h-how…how  di…..but…….we had a hundred of them………

[suicide-is-my-father]

It’s kind of tricky when you’re a over-thinker and you are aware of it. At this point I’m so unsure about the conclusions I come up with. I mean, is it true? Or did I make it up because I have been overthinking too much? Am I right or has my overthinking fooled me?

[osointricate]

How about we vote in a law that puts a cap on how long a government shut down can happen… say 20 days… before the president has to agree to a budget solution or else the 21st day congress begins the process of impreachment because civilian jobs and salaries and livelihoods are not a bargaining tool for the president to abuse is order to get their way

If you aren’t serving the people then you aren’t doing the job of the presidency and you need to be replaced

[wondirection]

sometimes i catch myself being salty and im like damn????? take a nap?????

[gay-tm]

[peponichild]

[tangobunny]

After years of global searching and processing human response, the internet has finally completed its original task of finding the most perfect cat video possible.

[ackwet-blog]

oh my god