【Vannsanity】

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[holdmybychance]

Will definitely loves animals and I always picture him with a dog post-canon, but I present you this: Chance who claims he doesn't like cats (they're way too independent and act like smug little bastards), until one day he comes across a stray kitten in a cardboard box, left to die in the street. It's raining and the kitten looks like a sad, wet mop head.

Chance's heart does a funny thing and he immediately knows he can't leave it there, like "Nope, that's it, you're coming with me little guy".

When Will hears the sound of keys and turns his head towards their shared apartment door, he is met with the sight of his drenched boyfriend protectively holding a kitten in his big arms like he personally gave birth to it.

"We're fathers now, babe." He says very seriously, and Will snorts fondly.

(Cue to Chance learning how to take care of a kitten and worrying 24/7 he's gonna accidentally kill him or something. "You're doing great, honey." Will reassures him with a pat on the head when he's not busy teasing him.)

[holdmybychance]

When I think about s3 bychance, I like to imagine that Chance's dad works at the local theatre as a projectionist and gave Chance his love for cinema.

It's the perfect opportunity for Chance to grab Will by the wrist with a mischievous smile and sneak inside the projection booth to show him how it works.

Will is fascinated, looking at everything with wide, curious eyes, asking thousands of questions, rambling about a bunch of things, and it's the first time Chance sees him so talkative and passionate, so it feels like a win.

Before Chance's dad can say something, Chance quickly steps up and explains how everything works himself, happy to share something he is knowledgeable about with Will, especially when Will looks at him with stars in his eyes.

(Chance's dad feels like this friendship is different from the other ones his son had in the past, but he doesn't say anything and simply lets them come over at his work whenever they feel like it.)

[bboklynnx]

OohhHH, soo kweut ☹️🤏💞

[jediwill]

Will is perfect

[holdmybychance]

The concept of Bychance meeting during their childhood except Will doesn't remember it.

One day, Will went to the park and fell down while his mom was looking away. Chance noticed him, though. He helped Will to get up and offered him a band-aid as well, but with tears and snot running down his face, all Will could see was a blurry figure vaguely reminding him of a baby tiger.

The next time he goes shopping with his mom and she insists he can pick whatever he wants, Will chooses a tiger plushie that reminds him of the mysterious boy who helped him. He keeps it close to his chest at night to fall asleep and squeezes it every time he's scared.

Years later in high school, Will watches the basketball game to support Lucas and inevitably notices Chance. He glances from the tiger logo on the sport uniform to Chance's face, and suddenly it clicks. Will is certain this is the boy from his childhood, the one he almost thought wasn't real. Who's now standing there in front of him and looks dangerously attractive.

(Bonus point if Chance does remember Will, the cute boy he helped as a kid that reminded him of a bunny, and yearned in silence for years before having the guts to ask Will out after his team won the game.)

[holdmybychance]

Chance wanting to impress Will, his adorable boyfriend, and choosing to go to a haunted house for their next date.

Sure, Chance knows Will is into horror movies and spooky stuff, but he still holds the hope that Will is going to get startled enough to, if not jump into his arms, at least grip his sleeve while Chance is protecting him like the good boyfriend he is. Will is excited and immediately agrees.

But of course, nothing turns out as expected.

Even as they enter the haunted house and nearly bump into a fake decapitated head, Will has zero reaction. Not the slightest gasp, not even a flinch. Worse, he's giggling. Like this is funny.

As they walk deeper into the house, Will passionately explains how the props work and compliments the scare actors for their amazing make-up. Hell, he even gives a heat pad to a terrifying ghost lady because she looks cold.

Chance, on the other hand? Oh, he's scared. He knows it's all fake and he tries to look brave, but he still screams at every jumpscare and has to hold back the urge to punch the scare actors whenever they come too close.

At some point, Will grabs his hand and gives him a comforting smile (bless his soul), and Chance doesn't have enough dignity left to deny he doesn't need this, so he squeezes Will's hand tight and tries to focus on what Will is saying instead, hoping it's all going to end soon.

When they finally leave, Chance is exhausted while Will is beaming.

"That was so fun," Will says, kissing his cheek. "Thank you."

And you know what? Maybe Chance feels like he just got ran over by a bus twice in the past hour, but if that makes Will happy, then perhaps it's worth it.

[wellgollymygolly]

Bychance timeloop au. but Chance is the one stuck. and the only way to get further in the loop is to talk to Will (and get involved with the Upside Down. but that’s not as important <- lying)

[nanas-basement]

Say that again, I DARE YOU

Are they really erasing the ONLY CANON QUEER MAIN CHARACTER???????

What. The actual. Fuck.

Fuck everyone.

Yeah, I’m pirating this show i don’t give a fuck.

You’ll never catch me watching this on Netflix unless Lovewinsgate gets confirmed and it was all a Vecna dream.

[hawkinsschoolcounselor]

For legal purposes, this is a joke.

[90shorrorpaperback]

He'll probably date Nikki, and then they'll break up when she moves/dies/whatever they end up doing with her. His sexuality will never be explicitly stated in the cartoon; fans will just be left to assume that he realized he was queer later on, or he'd just been dating Nikki to try to conform. He's likely going to receive the character arc that Mike should have had.

They'll have no problem showing Will experimenting by dating a girl, because that's heteronormative, and they're really trying to push boy/girl romantic relationships down people's throats. They just didn't want to show Will with a guy, since they'd only made him gay for representation brownie points in the first place.

[hawkinsschoolcounselor]

Imagine if they have Will and Nikki kiss, and that's how Will figures himself out.

Will's only canon kiss would come with a girl in a spinoff. A girl created specifically for the purpose of the spinoff.

Ugh.

[90shorrorpaperback]

Unfortunately, this is the most likely scenario.

It's also how they can retroactively attempt to negate some of Mike's most incriminating behavior that pointed toward him being queer.

He said "It's not my fault you don't like girls!" during the rain scene because he knew that Will had dated a girl in the past and that he didn't like her. Mike assumed that Will was gay (or at least not into girls,) but didn't know that Will had a crush on him.

They'll also claim that's why Mike was acting gay as fuck weird during the end of S3, and the entirety of S4 and S5 V1.

It's a win-win-win for them. They get to shove hetero romantic relationships down people's throats, show how Will realized he was gay without actually letting him kiss a boy or have a male love interest who reciprocates his feelings, and they get to retcon Mike's queer coding all in one.

For the love of God, people, do not watch this trash. Even if this speculation turns out to be 100% inaccurate, this cartoon is very clearly an enormous cash grab and a vehicle to promote conservative values and redpill ideology to a young audience. Do not support this.

Oh, and also .. when Noah was asked what he wished Will had done during the series, his response was "kiss a girl." He may have been directed to say this so that it looked like Will's character arc in the cartoon had Noah's blessing. We already know that the Duffers attempted to blame Noah for the way Will's coming out scene flopped, by acting as though he had given them the green light (when the scene he approved of was only between Joyce and Will) - so, while completely vile, this is also on brand for the Duffers.

[will-mcfly]

will’s husband twirling him around in front of all their family and friends for their first dance and it makes jonathan remember when he used to twirl his little brother around a long long time ago

[bychance-bychoice]

Can a basketball player and an artist ever find love?

[nonbyler]

yes but not CHANCE!!!! are you crazy?! he doesn't deserve our precious will! mike should join the basketball team if will wants a jock!

[bychance-bychoice]

Why are Bylers always so obsessed with Mike, he’s Literally the most lifeless character on the show. Also, Mike would get snapped in half if he tried to join a sports team, leave that to an actual athlete (like Chance 😘)

[selenaissupercool]

i was told that i should show more of ross duffers instagram comments for those who have him blocked

[gumy-shark]

nothing scarier than being a fan of a fic and then becoming mutuals with the author. like hi shakespeare. big fan of your fake dating au

[90shorrorpaperback]

Stranger Things seasons 1 and 2 are slow burn, character driven horror shows that incorporate 80s references.

Stranger Things seasons 3, 4, and 5 are soap operas with superheroes that happen to be set in the 1980s. They also double up as extremely long toy and junk food commercials.

[shoujowill]

Bychance secret relationship season 5 timeline is so buzzy

[trashm0uthhhh]

I love Jane so much, she's literally my daughter. She could do no wrong, I want to put her in my pocket and keep her safe forever. My baby, let me sacrifice myself for you. You deserve so much, you are so so so loved. I swear I would commit war crimes for her.

[vannsanity]

Maybe I'm too soft to say it outright but I was thinking...

If Mike is like—the self-insert of the D*ff*rs, doesn't that mean Mike apologists are D*ff*r apologists too?

[buckleybeat]

just thinking about how will’s chosen hero was alan turing 🥺 a mathematician who did groundbreaking work with computers that world war ii could not have been won without

a hero who happened to be gay and nerdy like will and also british like some of will’s favorite musicians