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Hello!

You can call me Vase or Jordan or uhhhh whatever

Here’s my [updated] info

(tl;dr: I am lesbian, asexual, demigirl, agender. pronouns are she/it; not a girl not a man not a human just a crab.)

pronouns/nicknames [<- outdated]

Minor (14+)

I am not spoiler free!

pfp by @nevermore-ramblings !! :D

My wonderful partner’s account:

💙@turnipwithatophat 💛🫜🎩🪄

Credits:

Sword divider: @priestboy

Star divider: @rmstitanics

Sword(s) dividers: @honeyluvsw

#vase rambles #vase needs #vase’s predictions #vase yaps

artfight

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quillspinestuffs

(Lacenet gijinkas) they have just finished violently stabbing each other and tussling around in the dirt, their favorite activity

vaseflowerstt

What part of “do not spoil until June 19th” do we not understand, tadc fandom? The amount of art I’ve seen, UNTAGGED, NO spoiler warnings, of very very obvious tadc finale spoilers?? Guys. It’s not that hard to tag accordingly. You can post your finale art, but please, PLEASE add a spoiler warning of some capacity for the people who haven’t seen it yet.

menna-mouse

People fr went to the theater and saw the Zach Hadel fish specify multiple times not to spoil the episode until it releases on YouTube and everyone had the nerve to record that clip and post it everywhere

vaseflowerstt

yup.

raccoonmilf

Are you in East Tennessee and looking to adopt a kitten?!

This is Parking Lot! He is about five weeks old and was thrown out of someone’s car in a parking lot, and in a few weeks, he will be needing a home. Parking Lot is going to be adoptable from the Sevier County Animal Care Center, so there will be an adoption fee, but he will be fully vaccinated and neutered.

Parking Lot is already litter box trained, and we are working on socialization and stimulus exposure. He is already very, very friendly though and loves to snuggle. I do have formal animal training experience (cats, raccoons, all kinds of critters), so if you adopt him, I can guarantee he will be an amazing indoor only house cat.

If you are interested, let me know! And I can speak to the shelter to line up an adopter.

lafemmedefxndom

@danger-flammable

#he is so cute oml #kindest eyes I ever did see

transheadcrab

why do they always show cranberries in thos big pits n its implied its wet and possibly swimmable. do cranberries really grow like that. wh

khamingbird-blog

You’ve never heard of The Bog?

transheadcrab

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the what

transheadcrab

EACH ADDITION TO THIS POST MAKES MY BLOOD RUN COLD

punkrorschach

This is a cranberry bog (unflooded) it’s how cranberries grow. Once they’re ripe, the blog is flooded and the cranberries harvested.

Basically by using big floaty things to round them all up and then scooping them out of the water.

transheadcrab

thank u. i hate it a little less but the horrible little man in my head is still screaming “BOG BODY BOG BODY BOG BODY”, but i appreciate the education,

bomberqueen17

oh here is a fun lil perspective on cranberry harvesting i never heard about anywhere else. the guy who owns the restaurant right down the road from the farm, who fries our chickens sometimes, is from Boston, with the strongest Boston accent ever, and in a former life before he started slinging reasonably priced barbeque and occasional organic chicken, he was a cranberry farmer.

His farm was on the leading edge of kinda using organic/sustainable pest control methods, and one of the things that they did to keep insect damage down was that they encouraged wolf spiders to live in the cranberry field, to eat the bugs.

This was all fine and good until they flooded the bog. Now, you don’t just like flood the bog and then go around it in a boat or whatever. No, you use hip waders to get in there and put the big floaty things where they go and get all the berries and such.

Well when you’re in the bog in hip waders, that makes you the tallest thing. Wolf spiders can swim a bit, but they don’t like it, so they’re, quite understandably, looking to climb out of the water onto a tall thing.

So yeah the first interview question he always asked potential cranberry bog harvester hires was “are you cool with spiders?”

“You’d be amazed,” he said to us, shaking his head a little, “how many guys would just straight lie. Like, you think I’m asking you that question to be cute? Nah man you’re gonna have like a hundred wolf spiders trying to climb your eyebrows, you gotta be chill, those wolf spiders are fellow employees. You really gotta be chill with spiders if you’re gonna work a cranberry harvest.”

pridewishes

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requested by anon !!

got bit up by mosquitoes tonight. but it’s okay, i’d bite me too lowkey.

#vase rambles #I also got to hang out with a moth #pro mosquito #mosquitoes #bugs #moth

theloverislost

as we are rapidly approaching pride month, here’s an obligatory reminder!

AROMANTIC PEOPLE

ASEXUAL PEOPLE

AND AROACE PEOPLE

ALL BELONG IN THE LGBTQ+ COMMUNITY

I WILL REMOVE EVERY BONE IN YOUR BODY IF YOU SAY OTHERWISE

purplezrb

HELL YEA

qu33nsquid

PREACH

sometipsygnostalgic

Hello, I am tired! This is today’s comic.

This is inspired by me watching this video, laughing my ass off at the pained scream which happens when mermista and wrong hordak pull her hair, and then feeling a bit guilty .

It’s also inspired by me wanting to write Catra and Entrapta interacting because I love them.

It’s also inspired by a story I read where Hordak became a medic because mad science lends itself to injury.

It’s also inspired by me freaking out whenever I was around people when lockdown first lifted, and having no idea why, until my friends pulled me aside and said, “Tipsy, it’s OK to not be OK, but please Communicate instead of panicking and running from stores”. The good news is I got over that problem pretty quickly with their support.

And finally I got to draw in like 5 different art styles, some I haven’t touched in ten years, which I suppose lends itself to how easy the She-Ra style is to adapt. Homestuck was also easy to adapt, but I was a much worse artist back then.

I don’t know what it is but when I touch these characters, especially Entrapta, I want to refer to that child tipsy instinct of giving everyone Dragonball Z expressions.