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Boone as a companion is rlly funny to me bc when hes not with the courier wtf is he supposed to be doing he lowkey does not have a home or job anymore bc he was like yep traveling with some randomass strangers my life now and im not going to explain anything to ANYONE before i leave.

Hes just on the lucky 38 couch or whatever? He doesnt have hobbies.

joleneghoul

could we get Boone into knitting?or reading theory?

joleneghoul

Boone at the lucky 38 helping nobody while the couriers on some gay adventure with someone else or being kidnapped or some weird science-fiction picture shit (literally who cares):

portaltworemade-deactivated2021

classic fallout: war is hell. look at these soldiers executing civilians and laughing

modern fallout: SHIT YOUR PANTS FOR AMERICA AND KILL ALL COMMUNISTS WITH THE NEW LIBERTY PRIME FUNKO POP

voz-12

Hello Gamer. Its me, Joshua Gahram from Fallout New Vegas expansion pack Honest Hearts. Youve just completed my game and now I have special instructions i need you to follow carefully. Are you listening? Goot.

I need you to pretend that I'm a better written character than I really am. I need you to go online and post about how based I am, and that I made you have a religous awakening that made you become a racist tradcath. Yes, even though I'm Mormon.

I need you to ignore how cartoonishly racist all the so-called "tribal" content in Fallout is and hype my expansion pack up. You need to say that Chris Avelone is a good writer, and not a piece of shit and a hackfraud. Its very important that you justify my role in the story as a white saviour warlord to a bunch of backwards primitives that can only be civilized by making them assimilate into my christian cult.

You will post about all of this, with fervour, dedication, and strong resolve. Do i make myself clear, Dear Gamer?

voz-12

anyways i beat honest hearts for the first time and it sucked ass

#like halfway through the dlc i just turned godmode on and tried to navigate the canyon by flying around. most fun i had playing that dlc #i genuinely think people are suckered into liking whatever nonsense Joshua says because of his voice acting

jelloapocalypse

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I've been enamored by this post ever since I saw it so I decided to voice it

bogdoom

My version of this meme

missionimpossibleii

ONE YEAR AGO TODAY. Head fallout 4 “writer” Emil Pagilarulo made a tweet so iconic, so ridiculed, so important to our group chat that we knew we had to celebrate. so my boyfriend and i got a cake printed. happy birthday the event he has dubbed. NATEGATE

ghaterrecha

Like let's be real it may also be fueled by pettiness but mostly they want the Fallout lore to be consistent and to be able to make more games in the franchise in the West Coast without it contradicting existing worldbuilding. They don't want post-post-apocalypse "nonsense". They don't want society rebuilding. They want fun guns and an apocalypse setting they can plant some uncomplicated enemies and a Power Armor suit on. But that's not something the existing worldbuilding in the West Coast can support. So it has to go.

And very few people play Fo1 and Fo2 anyway so retconning that directly is not necessary, you can just gloss over the glaring discrepancies. But you can't just gloss over New Vegas. So you don't! You nuke it. Problem solved. Now the lore is consistent over all Bethesda Fallouts and the show and we can forever and always stuff the main themes and message of the original games up our collective asses.

#i will now henceforth only argue 1 2 and NV are the only canon games just to be contrarian to bethesda

charactersmashorpass-2

"He is my beloved robot who is so so nice, programmed that way sure BUT obsidian entertainment said that if there were post game he'd still be friends with you. Also i love him and i think he's cute"

smash or pass: yes man (fallout: new vegas)

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Voting ended onFeb 5, 2024