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Cookies represent the body of Santa while the milk represents the blood of Santa

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Looks like we got a filthy Protestant here; heat up the irons, boys

cryptotheism

Hey remember this blog?

Verily, unfortunately.

#txt #the holy words of pope leo x

kristina100000

logging out. the Vatican needs me

egobuzz

you’ve heard of the swear jar

now get ready for the sin tin

egobuzz

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OP? I’m pretty sure this counts as taking indulgences.

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Shut up Luther

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its a two for one special today folks

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Martin shut your lord be damning mouth.

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Need I draw comparison to the temptation of Eve?

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The Church is fine as it is. We have no time for you and your heathen ideals Martin.

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Lying is a sin.

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I, Pope Leo X, wish to make it known that this blog is a satire and in no way is meant to attack or be cruel to any religion. It is simply a place whereupon I can market my memes and spread the good word and give the people back their access to heaven through one simple and easy payment of $99.99.

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But he does not allow 99 point turns, Martin get back in your hole.

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Pope says hello teens

lastvalyrian

what are indulgences if not medieval bitcoins

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