Get Your Veg

Any pronouns, italian TERFs fuck off,blow up,etc

[followthebluebell]

I was worried when he didn't rush out to greet me immediately but it was just because he was cozy.

[spiribia]

when enkidu dies Gilgamesh covers his face, veiling it “like a bride”. Haha (sudden low voice through gritted teeth) the ancient Mesopotamians are running circles around us. I need you to get your ass on the field and give me your best yaoi or we can kiss these quarter finals goodbye

[demilypyro]

phone somehow autocorrected "the joker" to "the worker." why so devoid of class consciousness, batman

[demilypyro]

[fishpondfish]

it is impossible to watch a movie. every night i think i want to watch a movie. no movie gets watched. because it's not possible

[mousidy]

and yet they keep making movies with the hopes that one day humanity will discover a way to watch them. it's so inspiring

[sawed-on-shotgun]

the human body when you use it and exist in it

[crownkeeper]

before there were blorbos there were little meow meows and before there were little meow meows there were cinnamon rolls

[crownkeeper]

and smol beans.

[kosmogrl]

[despair-the-zero]

every time i recommend something to my friends i feel like this

[oldhollywoodniall]

[bunniope]

how it feels

[divorce-enjoyer]

what the fuck

[divorce-enjoyer]

new nemesis dropped

[marriagesaver]

Hey, we can talk this out. We don't have to fight

[divorce-enjoyer]

WHO ARE YOU

[oupyfactory]

maybe the single funniest twitter comment I've ever seen

[filmphotofranz]

[filmphotofranz]

[minmos]

kfc mobile app automatically put in my order under the name Nasty Ned and i cant change it can someone kill me expeditiously please

[minmos]

ITWONT LET ME CHANGE IT

[mortalityplays]

hi, what the fuck was I going through the last time I used pinterest

[3liza]

send me all the information you have

[tonysopranobignaturals-deactiva]

i'm an FBI criminal profiler and I think murderers end up killing people. serial killers do it more than once. this is what the body language tells me

[txttletale]

liar. a real FBI criminal profiler would never say something this accurate

[tonysopranobignaturals-deactiva]

WRONG

[killadelphia]