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A few years ago, I went to an anatomy conference and they had a huge 3D printed vampire skull, and these thoughts have been on my mind ever since I saw the teeth up-close.

The under-utilized potential for this bothers me a lot… like in movies… it’s just bite and done!

What happened to ritual shaving or elaborate skin engraving?

I know a lot of artists/writers follow me…. can you guys do Vampires a solid?

requinoesis

It’s unfair to judge sharks with labels of them being a "killer machine" or “monsters”. But don’t you think that, instead sharks themselves, the real monsters here are us, humans?

Think with me, only 5-10 people a year die from shark accidents, but 8000 sharks are killed every hour by the hands of hunters and fishermen. In other words: us

Now I ask you all, who’s actually the real “killer machine” here? I finally made a twitter, it’s @Requinoesis if you want to follow me!

#sharks #shark #among us #among

catchymemes

humanoidhistory

maureen2musings

California

philngyn

carrienyman

sagimooon

— Vicious

awesome-picz

Chicken Couple Photographs Show The Diversity Of Love.

merch store!

#the diversity of love in CHICKEN COUPLES #WHY AM I NEARLY DYING OF LAUGHTER #WHY DO I FIND THIS SO FUCKING FUNNY 😂#also why do i actually look like that first chicken on the left 😩#chicken

slytherin-sarcasm

“I never make the same mistake twice. I make it five or six times, you know, just to be sure.”

-Slytherin

incidentalcomics

The End

New comic for the NY Times Book Review! This comic will appear in my upcoming book, I WILL JUDGE YOU BY YOUR BOOKSHELF. It’s out in April but you can pre-order it now!

g0thcats

i want to be a cat. jobless. educationless. useless. there to be pretty and soft

hydro-homies

screenageralex

Being 18-25 is like playing a video game where you’ve skipped the tutorial and you’re just sort of running about with no idea how anything works

rumbutt

Being 25-30 is like later on in the game when you’ve figured out how things work, but have made poor leveling decisions along the way and are now horribly underpowered for what you’re supposed to be doing.