this may already be on tumblr but i laughed until i cried this morning so i thought i’d bless you all (source)
this is what i mean by "mainstream preppers and survivalists are both limited in scope-- they only prepare for very specific doomsdays-- and consumerist/cargo cultic in their approach-- they prep by buying the Correct Items." good revprep is fostering networks of resilience. which is to say: doing gay shit with the homies
Okay but like. That last tweet where we learn what the wife does for a living?
Oh shit this version didn't show that.
When textbooks get mass produced, the most important state they have to pass/be bought in is Texas.
Which essentially means that if they won't be bought in Texas, they aren't made available for the rest of the country.
