Anakin’s Intergalactic Vampire

Early twenties💻 Fic writer ✍🏻 occasional poetry 📝 Fantasy, saving my romanticism for my inner self

[memeufacturing-deactivated20161]

a person from 150 years ago would be terrified by modern stuff . however , a duck from 150 years ago would just be all like ,still got lakes? yes ? okay cool

[elodieunderglass]

“How fleeting are all human passions compared with the massive continuity of ducks.”

― Dorothy L. Sayers, Gaudy Night (1935)

[chatdomestique]

Reblogging again because I thought they changed the quote so I decided to look up the actual quote and it’s not fake that is very much the actual quote

[vent-mon-hyperespace]

Hey everyone, I’m truly sorry for my recent inactivity. I’ve been quite preoccupied with college and personal matters.

I know I usually write a couple of fan fiction stories for May the 4th, a tradition I started on FanFiction.net and brought over to Archive of Our Own. Many people have seemed to enjoy them. So, whenever I get a chance, whether it’s in a few weeks or a month or so, I’ll try to get a fic up for you all because I truly love writing and I love making someone else’s day just a little brighter.

I truly appreciate your patience.

Thank you.

✨

[buddie-romance]

thank you ao3 for being an archive and not an algorithm. thank you for letting me like things without consequences, thank you for being free with no ads, thank you for having lawyers to defend our freedom of speech. thank you tag wranglers. thank you to all authors and thank you ao3

[maureen2musings]

Snow was falling, so much like stars...

Petros & Claudia Koublis

[vent-mon-hyperespace]

Life Update

I haven’t been on here much because of the holidays and other things.

I’m also moving to a different state and starting at a better college, so my life is quite hectic.

I’ll try posting memes and incorrect content whenever I can. While AO3 isn’t guaranteed, I’ll do my best to contribute.

💖✨

[litttleprincess-deactivated2017]

When you see it, REBLOG IT.

[32-kgs]

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If you ever want to talk: My Tumblr ask is always open.

[mowestruc]

trans suicide prevention hotline: [phone]

[graphicdumped]

THIS IS A VERY IMPORTANT POST. REBLOG IT IF YOU CAN.

[ravensdescent36]

Do it, no matter your ‘blog type’ because you never know who might need it

[justawasteoftime1122]

Wow. I wonder if there are numbers to call about anxiety and just chit chat.

[writerxwren]

Reasons why SG-1 could defeat Pennywise

-Daniel cannot permanently be killed so he just keeps respawning until Pennywise has had enough and gives up

-Jack sasses him to death

-Sam either bores him by infodumping about astrophysics lore for 4 hours or blows up a sun to take care of the problem

-The scary visions just embolden Teal'c to fight back even harder and he doesn't stop until he finishes the job

-Jonas "I sassed both Nirrti and Anubis to their faces and survived both encounters" Quinn is too chill to even be scared of him and just shrugs off all the visions while eating a banana. Pennywise is actually scared of him

-Vala literally annoys him to death after five minutes

-Cam just looks at him with the most exhausted expression on his face after seeing the most horrific vision of his life and says "yeah so what I see that every night in my dreams" and then shoots him in the face before passing out from his injuries

BONUS:

-Janet just hits him with one of her judgmental stares before lecturing him on how horrible he is and he crawls back into his sewer hole and dies from embarrassment

[fart-gate]

The Stargate SG1 cast dressed as characters from The Wizard Of Oz

[oh-good]

this is a Christmas post for you to like and unlike over and over to see the little snowy animation they have rn

[samcaarter]

SG-1 + pop culture references

[rt0no]

[sg1]

Stargate SG-1, 10.13 The Road Not Taken

[antoschauniverse]

SG-1 is working.

[wildhorsestealcwildhorses]

Everything you need to know about Sg-1's personalities is in this one gif.

Teal'c: Chronically on self-imposed guard duty

Daniel: Lounging like Cleopatra herself

Sam: Slightly awkward knocked knees but with a better grip on her weapon than ->

Jack: Constantly fidgeting and distracted

[sg1]

Stargate Atlantis, 01.03 Hide and Seek

[umbrellanumber5-deactivated2021]

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This.

This is why people who stay in my life are neurodiverse like me!

[nottoolateforthegame]

Huh

[thisisnotjuli]

this!! I swear I lost like all my friendships bc of this, like I had a group of friends in hs that one day I realized “huh I haven’t talked to this people in a while” and popped in to say hi and they were all awkward?? because they hadn’t seen me in a while?? and that’s when I realized that friendship works different for them?? I was like yeah I haven’t talked to you in like four months but it’s not like I’ve forgotten about y'all why would anything change, and they were all like we haven’t talked to you in four months why are you here again acting like nothing happened? and it was really confusing for me

[mimir-bashir]

YEAH! THAT!

Also I have a thing where I just put the people on pause. If I don’t see them or contact them, my brain kinda put them in stasis. I don’t think about them nor misses them, and I stay on what I last knew about them (how they look, what they study/work). So when we meet again I’m like “wait, you’ve aged?” and I have the same familiarity with them thanI had before.

[gender-snatched]

Anyway all my mutuals I haven’t messaged in forever - this is why

[official-lucifers-child]

oh my gods this makes so much sense??? there are people who i haven’t talked to at all for literally over a year and we’ll pick up like nothing happened, but for their people it’s just like…… falling apart but onesided???? i think we’re still on the same level but actually we’re strangers??

[link-the-feral-anon]

Ohhhhhh

[shark8-my-leg]

OHHHHHHHHH….

[quarra]

Ok but listen, on the other side of this, as a person who moved hundreds of miles away from everyone i knew and then became a hermit for several years, it was SUCH A FUCKING RELIEF to get in contact with an old friend and have him be like, “my friendship levels do not degrade, so in my mind we are still awesome close buddies” and i almost fkn cried. I thought he would be mad or would have moved on because i had slacked on my reaching out to him and staying in touch and doing all the friendship things. But NOPE. 800 miles of distance, depression, and life changing circumstances didnt steal our friendship and i am SO GRATEFUL.

[thatlittleegyptologist]

#came back to tumblr after four years #lottie and I immediately went like that spiderman meme yknow tags via @rudjedet

I have literally no friendship degradation whatsoever. I will not have spoken to someone for 5 years or more, and they’re still as much a friend to me as if I had only seen them yesterday. I’m just very bad at communicating if someone is not in my direct orbit. So when Sonja reappeared on this site I basically screeched into her notes like a banshee because I was delighted and we picked straight back up where we’d left off.

[elodieunderglass]

Happy to go on the record that I don’t expect regular contact and will welcome hearing from people after a long time

[beyondthisdarkhouse]

Holy shit, I didn’t actually realize this was a Thing.

[anguishmacgyver]

[mysg1spacemonkey]

@spacey-iris you are so right!

[rabbitgoblin]

fucked up how cooking and baking from scratch is viewed as a luxury…..like baking a loaf of bread or whatever is seen as something that only people with money/time can do. I’m not sure why capitalism decided to sell us the idea that we can’t make our own damn food bc it’s a special expensive thing that’s exclusive to wealthy retirees but it’s stupid as hell and it makes me angry

[rabbitgoblin]

bread takes like max 4 ingredients counting water and sure it takes a couple hours but 80% of that is just waiting around while it does the thing and you can do other things while it’s rising/baking plus im not gonna say baking cured my depression bc it didn’t but man is it hard to feel down when you’re eating slices of fresh bread you just made yourself. feels like everything’s gonna be a little more ok than you thought. it’s good.

[pluckedanarchist]

bread is amazing and it’s also been sold to us as something really hard to make? Every time I tell someone I made a loaf of bread I get reactions like “you made it yourself???” and “do you have a bread machine then?” I haven’t touched a bread machine in probably 10 years. You CAN make your own bread, folks, and it’s actually pretty cheap to do so. I believe the most expensive thing I needed for it was the jar of yeast. It was about $6 at the grocery store and lasted me MONTHS (just keep it in the fridge.) The packets are even cheaper. destroy capitalism. bake your own bread.

[boonbucks-city-beach]

You can also make your own yeast by making a sourdough starter, so that cuts cost even more.

But you have to feed the starter daily/weekly and that means it grows quickly, but there are tons of recipes online for what to do with your excess starter. Cookies, pretzels, crackers, pancakes, waffles, you name it!!

[unbossed-deactivated20251218]

Here’s a link to The Home Baking Association’s site. It has recipes and tips.

[petermorwood]

Make it even easier - “No-Knead Bread”. All YOU do is mix the ingredients together and wait until it’s time to heat the oven. The yeast does all the rest.

Here’s @dduane​’s first take on it and the finished product. We’ve made even more photogenic batches since.

Kneading is easy as well; either let your machine do it, or if you don’t want to or don’t have one, get hands-on. It’s like mixing two colours of Plasticine to make a third. Flatten, stretch, fold, half-turn, repeat - it takes about 10 minutes - until the gloopy conglomeration of flour, yeast, salt and water that clings to your hands at the beginning, becomes a compact ball that doesn’t stick to things and feels silky-smooth.

Here’s what before and after look like.

My Mum used to say that if you were feeling out of sorts with someone, it was good to make bread because you could transfer your annoyance into kneading the dough REALLY WELL, and both you and the bread would be better for it.

Then you put it into a bowl, cover it with cling-film and let it rise until it doubles in size, turn it out and “knock it back” (more kneading, until it’s getting back to the size it started, this means there won’t be huge “is something living in here?” holes in the bread), put it into your loaf-tin or whatever - we’ve used a regular oblong tin, a rectangular Pullman tin with a lid, a small glass casserole, an earthenware chicken roaster…

You can even use a clean terracotta flowerpot.

Let the dough rise again until it’s high enough to look like an unbaked but otherwise real loaf, then pop it in the preheated oven. On average we give ours 180°C / 355°F for 45-50 minutes. YM (and oven) MV.

Here’s some of our bread…

Here’s our default bread recipe - it takes about 3-4 hours from flour jar to cutting board depending on climate (warmer is faster) most of which is rise time and baking; hands-on mixing, kneading and knocking-back is about 20 minutes, tops, and less if using a mixer.

Here ( or indeed any of the other pics) is the finished product. This one was given an egg-wash to make it look glossy and keep the poppy-seeds in place; mostly we don’t bother with that or the slash down the middle, but all the extras were intentional as a “ready for my close-up” glamour shot.

I think any shop would be happy to have something this good-looking on their shelf. We’re happy to have it on our table.

Even if your first attempts don’t work out quite as well as you hope, you can always make something like this…

[rae-napier-deactivated20180822]

can we have more posts like this in future please? this is really useful and could help those who are struggling

[heywriters]

i love this post!