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snoopyoftheday

snoopy of the day

sunshinerotting

ever since i was a child ive had a headache

nueuhell

Behold...baby rat

kilncreatures

being a fox party at the mossy wood at 10 dont be late

my-dailydreams

sarahcosico

the kissy kissy <3

www.sarahcosico.bigcartel.com

its-the-fluorescentsss

So you’re telling me that Edward and Bella constantly fought over whether Edward has the willpower to change her and not suck her blood for 3 and a half books when he ends up just giving her a shot of his venom in the end??? Like this guy was really out here causing unnecessary problems for everyone I-I just can’t-

stepheniemeyer

It’s because I didn’t think of the shot until I was writing Breaking Dawn. You guys think I plan things ahead? Please! I don’t think of plot points until I’m writing the scene they’re in.

its-the-fluorescentsss

Umm...IS THIS STEPHENIE MEYER?!?!

stepheniemeyer

Yes

tsalala

Soggy and upset about it.

Lion cub from the Fig Tree Pride Taken in the Maasai Mara, Kenya Photographed by Saleel Gharpure

grubby-gerblin

Wet Beast Wednesday

echotunes

(to the tone of creep by radiohead) but i'm asleep. on mypillow

the-grassy-hill

im NOT feeling shrimptastic im going to KRILL myself

thrivinghigh

found this on pinterest

lukewarmtomatosoup

gar field? that’s not where they’re supposed to be

encryptidarchivist

ah,,, but they are such gentle beasts,,,

lukewarmtomatosoup

oh wow… how serene…

durbikins

pending-trans-action-2

aty-chii

L having an L screensaver is hilarious to me

imagine some guy named john just having "john" floating around as his screensaver

lanadelreyquasa

WHAT IS THE FUCKING POINT

kaibas-paragraphical-mind

YOU COULD BE A FUCKING BADASS DRAGON THAT’S THE POINT

who-the-f-ck

“I AM A CREATURE OF DARKNESS” “oh hey sabrina.”

shitsuren-chama

I guess the point is that you could shapeshift into the body you always thought you’d grow into when you were a kid

taller, shorter, slimmer, more muscular, purple hair, tattoos everywhere, tattoos nowhere,

every single shoe would fit you every single time you tried it on, every single article of clothing would fit your perfectly, all you have to do is transform slightly, you’d never run out of ‘your size’ again

and you wouldn’t have to work for it at all, and you’d never be limitted by your bone structure or something. You could just transform at will.

elvenrainbow

bogleech

I don’t see how this is much of a downside

When you turn into a sixty story tentacle demon and terrorize a city you want to get the credit you deserve

revereche-deactivated20140508

Oh man that would be so sweet. I could be an annoying fuck as an insect or something but you couldn’t kill me because everyone would know

perpetualcombustioninstruct-blog

That’s great but have you considered

~cosplay

~Halloween costumes

~acting

~cosplay

~stretching to reach stuff and shrinking to fit through spaces

~cosplay

~COSPLAY

solsolecito

imagine being at work minding your business and then suddenly you look out the window and see like a 50ft tall flamingo and then someone just says “oh, yeah, that’s just pete, he does this sometimes, don’t worry”

brightlotusmoon

“BRB, gonna be a cat-sized dragon for a few hours. Might come home a foot taller with mood tattoos.”

“Don’t antagonize the fae.”

“I AM the fae, Susan.”

aqueerkettleofish

Also, consider— people will know it’s you, but it doesn’t say they’ll know what you are. “So is Pete a 50 foot flamingo who changes into a man, or the other way around?” “We.. we don’t know. Barbara asked him once, but he just grinned. She said they weren’t the teeth of a human OR flamingo and she didn’t want to talk about it.”