mostly harmless

31. canadian. she/her. "sounds gay, I'm in." welcome to my un-curated hot mess.

[delphinidin4]

[cluelessakemi]

After the shower.  Oil on linen.  An experiment in how many water drops I could paint before I went insane. (i lost count)

[wecametoforget]

this is AMAZING

[dystopiasqueen]

THIS IS A FUCKING PAINTING

[bando--grand-scamyon]

I thought this was a fucking photo omg

[leadersovmen]

u deserve infinite notes!!

[antique-moonglade]

ALL OF YOU JUST……SLAM THAT REBLOG BUTTON WITHOUT ANY QUESTION.

THIS IS PURE PURE SKILL I RESPECT YOU SO MUCH RIGHT NOW @cluelessakemi  ALL MY ADMIRATION TOWARDS YOU 💜💜💜💜💜

[krystal-prisms]

Holy shit

[starfoozle]

Chicken of the woods (Laetiporus sulphureus) for lunch!

[venusnvy]

So delicious. Thank you mushroom goddess 👐🏾

[rebeccasjack]

the alternate universe where I got a s3 of sense8. I must be STRIVING

[kaijuno]

Fuck it endoplasmic reticulum Tuesday

[catchymemes]

[aeliad]

HI LET’S SHARE NICOLE’S WORDS ON THE SUBJECT! 

It has been literal years but every time I see Martin’s tweets posted somewhere and his word is shared as truth while her post is not shared it sort of reiterates the fact that we trust men to speak about feminism more than we believe women who experience it. 

Interesting, innit? https://medium.com/@nickyknacks/working-while-female-59a5de3ad266

[wiseacrewhimsy]

Reading her account of how their boss treated her blows me away. Men are so emboldened that they will literally admit to illegal discrimination casually and face no consequences.

[the-geek-cornucopia]

In all the years of seeing this post I’ve never seen a link to her side. Didn’t even know she’d written one.

[pluts04]

Adding screenshots of her post. His whole post is there without needing a link. Hers should be, too.

Also, she posted this is 2017! It’s fucking 2020 and I’ve seen his side of this for years, but it took 3 years for her side to make its way to my dash…

[thou-creature-of-the-deep]

I’ve reblogged his story at least twice; it’s time for Nicole’s.

[venusnvy]

Fixed it

[loveruns]

Team “I can hear the near silent hum of electrical appliances and the bubbles fizzing in the can of soda on the coffee table, but can’t watch tv without subtitles and processes conversation at ¼ speed”

[venusnvy]

Must be an ADHD thing since that seems to be the current theme for my Covid life

[bathroomcube]

*picks off the parts of gender i dont like and feeds it to my dog*

[lame-kid-on-couch]

PSA don't do this!!! Gender is not naturally occurring in dogs and they lack the ability to digest gender proteins!

[bathroomcube]

oh fuck i didnt know this!! keep ur fuzzy babies safe!!!

[maverick-ornithography]

Contrary to common belief you can put unwanted or otherwise spoiled gender into your compost pile; it will NOT ‘turn your worms straight’ as was believed in the interregnum. Fortunately soil and gender sciences have advanced such that we can definitively state that worms cannot be made straight no matter how much gender you give them.

That said just as with mixing greens with browns it is advised to feed your composter with a variety of gender if you want the most balanced soil profile, and also let it run for a few more weeks than you might otherwise; while it is true worms can be exposed to and break down gender with no ill effect, it is still a very difficult substance for plants to uptake and needs to be fully diffused through the blend before it can be safely applied to your garden. 

Hope this helps!

[suzirya]

Ah yes the inherent cooling properties of shaving most of my hair off.....

[venusnvy]

I feel this. I'll never have long hair again

[regrettablyjake]

I’m obsessed.

[regrettablyjake]

This woman is operating on a level I cannot begin to comprehend.

[kyuubijrr]

I'm-

[vua-dreams]

y’all are missing the best part

[sarahseeandersen]

[venusnvy]

[hyperactivehedgehog]

What? But-but didn't trees cause the Great Oxidation Event that killed most life forms and started the evolution of aerob organisms?

[hyperactivehedgehog]

Okay so I looked this up and you are right!! I was confused about the Great Oxidation Event it was caused mainly by bacteria and chemical stuff and lead to multicellular organisms including trees

This is so fucking wild I can't deal with this. Just, the thought of sharks in a world that doesn't have trees yet... The thought of a world without trees in general.. The fact that sharks are so ideal that they just have stayed basically the same for hundreds of thousands of years.. Can you even imagine..

Fortunately(?) it turns out that sharks are not older than fungus because that would have me believe they are some kind of elder god. (but I would believe it) Fungus are actually some of the first eukaryontic organisms! The oldest known eukaryont is actually a 2200 billion year old fungus called Diskagma!!!! Sharks did however evolve around 400 million years ago along with the stereotypical mushrooms we think of when we hear fungus. They might have actually been slightly earlier!

In conclusion: sharks are very cool

[venusnvy]

Oh my God. I STUDIED Glomeromycota (extant ones) for my gd MSc thesis and I didn't even know about this ancient thing (Diskagma). I'm shell shocked. It's 2200 million years old though not billion, our planet (4.5 billion years old) wasn't around back then (although I'm down for some crazy space alien mythological origin story for fungi cause they're all absolutely insane and otherworldly in their own right).

Diskagma is also neat as hell cause I couldn't understand how they would have been able to obtain nutrients when there weren't any tree or plant detritus on land yet but -duh- symbiosis with cyanobacteria.

Wow. Thank you for doing the work, clearly my #sharks are older than fungi nonsense wasn't well thought out--I blame temporary idiocy. But yeah, SHARKS. AND FUNGI.

[fetchthebolts]

kanye west: i’m running for president

all of us who have already gotten used to 2020’s fuckery:

[magnify-my-eye]

Reminder for Americans: DO NOT vote for him whatever you do. Doesn’t matter if you’re serious or want to do it as a joke.

[naslostcontrol]

#impressed

+ bonus

[venusnvy]

[patroclusdefencesquad]

guess i'm a homosexual 🤷‍♀️

[venusnvy]

So. Thirsty.