Who the creepypasta and Marble Hornets characters main in Mario Kart
I’ve been playing so much Mario Kart recently and this idea came to me, this will be based on the Mario Kart 8 edition and will be decided purely on vibes.
He thinks Dry Bowser looks scary and metal af and he thinks it makes him look cool. Literally just chose the biggest one.
He just has Koopa Troopa vibes, not too out there but not basic, just along for the ride.
Sully doesn’t play that often, but when he does he plays to WIN. He was temporarily banned because he kept beating the shit out of everyone.
Because of course he does.
Everyone was commenting on how it looks like him so he just goes along with it, and he likes Shy Guy so it’s a win-win.
He always matches with Brian as he always plays as Luigi, he honestly doesn’t care what character he plays as though.
Matches with Tim, it was Toby’s idea. He also doesn’t play that much so he just goes along with it.
Look at that man and tell me he isn’t a Toad main.
Shy Guy (light blue)/Peach/Male Villager
Again since Shy Guy is quiet and wears a mask everyone was like ‘Omg it’s you!’ So he plays as him sometimes.
He’s also forced to match with Dina whenever they play so the role of Peach is forced upon him.
And Male Villager because it’s the most basic one he can chose.
Because of course she does.
As a proud Lakitu main I say this lil guy needs more love, and Clockwork immediately goes for him because he has the best animations and voice lines. LAKITU SUPREMACY
They think King Boo is cool and they like his lil laugh, also he has his own ghost item and they think it’s the sickest thing ever.
Matches with Helen and plays Daisy and loved her enthusiasm.
Toadette is pink and cute and just the sweetest thing ever, so she’s basically Sally.
Chooses Wendy because she thinks it’s the most obscure one and she looks kinda cool.
She thinks that Cat Peach is adorable, which she is so can’t blame her.