[veordandi]

Lately life has felt like being thrown into the agitator cycle of a washing machine. Hoping that once I'm out of this fuckass housing situation everything will be more manageable

[theinturnetexplorer]

I can honestly say i’ve never seen a more entertaining ladle.

[eugenieroe]

can we all agree that pressing foreheads together is an underrated act of affection??

[the-muppet-joker]

Tump dies tonight while giving his speech in the hot hot sun. Like to charge, reblog to cast

[depsidase]

[veordandi]

Yoooooo let's fucking go, cute gal I cuddled with last night wanted to cuddle in the morning too, AND she said she'd be down to do it again. We stay winning

[redmenacealine]

[veordandi]

Got to cuddle with a really cute gal last night. This whole being a girl thing is sick as hell

[romanceyourdemons]

the great thing about the wuxia genre is you can start a sect called the Evil Blood Cult in a place called Demon Mountain that’s a volcano full of poison and you all wear crazy gothic black and red hanfu and practice Sinister Backstabber Style kung fu and like. that’s not a deterrent to prospective disciples. do all that and a fuckton of bright eyed youngsters will still show up at your door and say hello i would like to join the demon mountain evil blood cult where do i sign up?

[deep-green-existentialist]

Lockheed Martin was at my college's job fair

[sexhaver]

lmfao the Scots in town for the World Cup have made a pilgrimage to Boston's world-famous Cop Annihilating Slide

[decompose1]

do u ever remember little things about ur partner and fall in love a little more all over again

[gondorrevealparty]

Ground Hog is an animal. Wood Chuck is the same animal. But Ground Chuck is meat, and Wood Hog is two nicknames for penis.

You have to be careful about this sort of thing.

[theehorsepusssy]

[adastrabbit]

these new tumblr ui changes are getting out of hand

[aflo]

Charlie Kirk's soul was trapped in sora 2 and when they shut it down he got sealed away forever and now he's in there screaming 24/7

[veordandi]

The worst part of moving isn't deciding which memories are worth keeping and which get thrown out. It's not packing and hauling all the boxes, driving the oddly handling moving truck for long hours, or even unpacking all your things. It's realizing that the time you get to spend with the people you love won't be in person anymore. You won't get to see their smile, call them up to get coffee spontaneously, or walk over to their place to cry when you're feeling down.

[veordandi]

Haven't even started the actual .living yet and I'm so. Fucking. Exhausted. I know I should be excited to get there and be able to cuddle with my girlfriend but damn am I just too tired to look forward to much right now