Dontcha wish your cookie was soft like mine

Rob | 23 | Uncommonly Ginger

[gemsandjunk]

Everyone is nostalgic and no one is sincere. Do you get the idea

[gemsandjunk]

Reboots made by people that don’t respect what they’re rebooting. Punching down before buzz feed listicles punch first. Isn’t it weird that the princess married the prince after just meeting him? Isn’t it cringe that magic exists? Irony poisoning of childhood classics. Well that just happened humour. Say something true and beautiful or I will start throwing rocks

[yorickish-deactivated20230903]

[yorickish-deactivated20230903]

this wasn't a quote from a real PDF btw I just thought it would be funny to tex this up so it looked like one instead of posting it directly

[adjoint-law]

the next evolution of Tumblr shitposting is looking promising

[criptochecca]

American catholics fighting on twitter LET’S GO!

[criptochecca]

This is hilarious

[tourdion]

this is shocking

[owlservice]

Philistines

[bettybeagettymcclanahan]

[inthesensethat-deactivated20240]

[thesituation]

joe biden wins re-election by revealing he has the joestar birthmark

[ysolt]

me in the pussy if im being fully honest

[abbasaragchifanclub]

they're scared cuz under socialism strap gets you pregrant

[mitski-im-your-man]

ⓘ this post was flagged by fact checkers as truer words never been spoken

[shitpostempire]

[swordoftheberserkgutsrage]

This gave me a chuckle but please do not take the name of Christ in vain again.

[bigasspants]

we’re the only animals that know what will happen later in the day

[bigasspants]

deer: “who knows. i might find a river. i may be attacked by wolves”

man, gods favorite creature: “tonight i will indulge in overwatch pornography”

[gothicprep]

can’t think of a worse feeling than coming up with a really great meme, like, 2 months after the image format dies

[gothicprep]

[sourpatchstarkids]

[buzzheadchick]

[lesbiankakyoin]

[lakesbian]

you can tell this website is autistic as hell because someone posts a video with a mildly catchy phrase in it and no one shuts up about it for an extended period of time. or image even. image with a mildly catchy phrase in it even. we love phrases here on tumblr dot com love to repeat them. due to the autism

[pointnclick]

just relax and take a sip from your elder flask

[pointnclick]

“it’s always eldest before the ring” - elder ring

[pointnclick]

ask not for whom the elder rings

[the-real-skeletor]

I have the biggest dick in 40 square miles

[nsomniacsdream]

39

[nsomniacsdream]

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[nsomniacsdream]

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[wickedwonderlandd]

[tumbwr]

ALT

[adonischildsupportcase]

[specialty38-deactivated20200930]

those is mcdonalds jeans?

[ynfynytscrolltbh]

Fun fact: those McDonald’s jeans are part of the standard uniform here in Colombia. I’ve tried at least 16x to ask where they source them, if I can buy them from the manager, even going McDonald’s not to order food but just to ask for the jeans. I asked someone high up in their marketing dept here to see if maybe they know which company sourced them, and still couldn’t get my hands on a pair. Apparently employees only get one pair per year. They’re slightly high-waisted, they taper very slightly, they’re always kind of high water at the bottom, and they’re the perfect light jean color. They’re not stiff, they’re not that stretchy, they’re the perfect denim material. They come with a cloth belt that’s either yellow or turquoise, and the stitching on the M is almost sensual. I will not give up

[lolt64]

theres a hourse in the dirve through

[tooies]

could you please stay on topic

[cherumie]

what if a rat said cheesus christ

[rice-pudding-slaps]

for the Spanish crowd: y si las ratas dijeran quesucristo