Zuen

• Mainaccount • neotrad hobbyartist since Apr'20• tagging 18+ stuff as "lemons" • !!Do not interact, if under 18 and/or can't stand blood / gore • dumphole of stuff I like about gaming/series/movies • Death Stranding, Alan Wake, Resident Evil, DbD, Cyberpunk, Wednesday, DA etc • a lot of horror related things •

[vermiliondoll]

💙 Jill Valentine 💙

I've been drawing the whole weekend to finish this companion piece to my Chris Redfield artwork.

My fave girl... Please bring her back, Capcom!

[the-spoopy-ghost-of-raejin99]

[the-spoopy-ghost-of-raejin99]

[blarg2429]

@official-boob-posts

[official-boob-posts]

there’s boobs somewhere deep in my computer but I reserve looking at them for my phone

my computer is for writing emails and pirating cartoons

[vermiliondoll]

Soooo... Rogier is still awake, wanting me to go to Ranni so badly, I've got Millicent's Unalloyed Gold Needle and am right before fighting Malenia (wish me luck!).

But afterwards I'll be possibly performing the weirdest freakin' things with Miquella's Needle in my inventory next to Rogier or like literally everywhere in the Lands Between just to possibly fail curing him from literal death. Buuuuut. I TRIED, God dammit.

[vermiliondoll]

So, I've bet Malenia last weekend... Let the weird part begin. Open for ideas to break the sequence.

And of course, he's still awake and talking.

[vermiliondoll]

Soooo... Rogier is still awake, wanting me to go to Ranni so badly, I've got Millicent's Unalloyed Gold Needle and am right before fighting Malenia (wish me luck!).

But afterwards I'll be possibly performing the weirdest freakin' things with Miquella's Needle in my inventory next to Rogier or like literally everywhere in the Lands Between just to possibly fail curing him from literal death. Buuuuut. I TRIED, God dammit.

[vermiliondoll]

Sakuko Cosplay by me, 99% RAW/unedited photo.

📸 by @/bildenderhans on insta.

[glittermoonie]

"HALT! WHERE IS GABRIEL, AND WHAT HAVE YOU DONE TO HIM?!"

[poison-p1nk]

a warrior's dance. ⚔️

[jazetallo-art]

pov: you're making history. you're working with the most advanced technology in the world. outlook still doesn't fucking work.

[stdismas]

Higgs Monaghan in Death Stranding 2: On The Beach (2025).

[eiramew]

A dying knight

[koruneru]

my dear beloved husband Rogier

[vermiliondoll]

Behold Tarnished, I have a new hyperfixation.

And, oh boy, it's the angst feeder, I needed.

[vermiliondoll]

To cope, I make this my diary of becoming theeei Elden Lord

[vermiliondoll]

Damn, Rogier... F**k around and find out, I guess?!

[vermiliondoll]

Behold Tarnished, I have a new hyperfixation.

And, oh boy, it's the angst feeder, I needed.

[vermiliondoll]

Behold Tarnished, I have a new hyperfixation.

And, oh boy, it's the angst feeder, I needed.

[vermiliondoll]

To cope, I make this my diary of becoming theeei Elden Lord

[vermiliondoll]

Behold Tarnished, I have a new hyperfixation.

And, oh boy, it's the angst feeder, I needed.

[vermiliondoll]

To cope, I make this my diary of becoming theeei Elden Lord

[vermiliondoll]

Behold Tarnished, I have a new hyperfixation.

And, oh boy, it's the angst feeder, I needed.

[whynotfabulous]

In an effort to avoid supporting megacorporations, I shall now be posing questions directly to tumblr that I would otherwise have googled.

[whynotfabulous]

If Mayonnaise is just eggs and oil, why it creamy?

[gnomer-denois]

Because it's also evil

[whynotfabulous]

Thanks!

Have scientists figured out what dark matter is yet?

[you-can-be-what-you-want-to-be]

Yup! It’s anything that takes up space, has mass, and is goth.

[whynotfabulous]

Wow!

What happens if you eat 23 packages of peeps?

[trashboi413]

You meet god

[whynotfabulous]

Thank goodness!

What's the correct way to eat a banana?

[treslecheslife]

Whole, in one gulp.

[whynotfabulous]

Delicious!

Who is the Muffin Man?

[captain-oh-no-not-again]

Father of the Muffin Boy

[whynotfabulous]

Makes sense!

Why is my car making a ker-klunk noise?

[mayflydecember]

Car's haunted

[whynotfabulous]

Uh Oh

How to fix a haunted car?

[babybluebanshee]

Slam into a priest in a crosswalk going at least forty miles an hour

[whynotfabulous]

It worked!

Where does the wax in scented candles go?

[thegoodsandy]

into the sky, where it turns into stars

[whynotfabulous]

Cool!

Why are weddings so damn expensive?

[daeynore]

priest has to pay for medical bills related to haunted car crashing into him

[whynotfabulous]

....Ah

[whynotfabulous]

ChatGPT WISHES it was this coherent and creative