trying on a metaphor
PUT YOUR BEARD IN MY MOUTH
dirt enthusiast
Lint Roller? I Barely Know Her

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#extradirty
Mike Driver
KIROKAZE

祝日 / Permanent Vacation
taylor price
DEAR READER

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I'd rather be in outer space 🛸
Claire Keane
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sheepfilms
Sweet Seals For You, Always
$LAYYYTER
d e v o n
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@verminious
I could use that.
Saturday morning purr sesh (make sure to turn on the sound)
blankie is best blankie ever
i could tell even before turning on the sound that cat is indescribably happy.
the sound this image makes
Where'd you come up with your url?
there were seven eggs left
same
you must have a lot of tea cups
yes
i am very proud of your collection
hey guys
dude fholy shit
tumblr got them…………
London’s Metropolitan Police believes that its artificial intelligence software will be up to the task of detecting images of child abuse in the next “two to three years.” But, in its current state, the system can’t tell the difference between a photo of a desert and a photo of a naked body.
This just seemed appropriate today.
oh please please PLEASE let Tumblr flag this post
FUCK YES WE DID IT FOLKS
@desert-red
Hi I’ve been working like a LOT Anyway here’s a commission dump
Wholesome content
Soviet Womble Original Video
Based on true events
DM: “Standing outside the door, you overhear a man and a woman, speaking in hushed tones.”
Rogue: “I sneak in to eavesdrop”
DM: “Make me a stealth check”
Rogue:
Rogue:
Nothing to see here
Santa is on strike due to global warming. All presents this year will be delivered by Sasha the Christmas Tiger. Milk and cookies may not be sufficient.
“MUST BRING PRESENTS TO GOOD CHILDREN”
“Yes good”
“AND EAT THE BAD ONES”
“Wait no”
“EAT THEM”
“sasha no”
@burstofhope the Christmas tiger is watching
She is making a list
It is not easy with her paws but she is making it
shes almost here
Okay fine this is the ONE Christmas thing I will reblog before Thanksgiving BUT THAT’S IT
SASHA’S BACK ON MY DASH!
Y’all better behave, you have two months
You better watch out
You better watch out
You better watch out
You better watch out
I wonder whats for dinner…