BASS BOOSTED DISSOCIATION 10+ Hours [[remix]]

poly/sapphic/agender/23 mentally ill as FUCK they/them

[follettina1111111111]

"Feet" of lizards

[jalapeepo]

[glazeliights]

ok so. I may have made designs for Every Single Minecraft effect [except glowing because its already visible and invisibility cause. yknow]

[madrewrites]

i have no idea whether bobbing the tea bag up and down actually does anything but it's nice to feel like i'm contributing in some way

[ryebreadgf]

in mesopotamia there were no 'cover letters' or 'curriculum vitaes'. there were just, pots.

[feenyxblue]

And copper ingots. Very high quality ingots from a very reputable merchant

[birdsquirrel]

#tumblr's dedication to dragging ea-nasir from across history is one of my fave things about this hellsite

[rivendellrose]

#somewhere in the afterlife #ea-nasir is gaining power #and he has no idea why

Y’know, that’s a really good point. Are we sure we want to be giving the worst businessman in known history more power in the afterlife?!

[digitaldiscipline]

Yes, because when Trump dies and thinks he’s going to be king shit in the afterlife, ea-nasir is going to one-shot him with a shitty copper ingot upside his empty orange fucking head

[lynati]

Each Reblog adds another copper ingot to ea-nasir's afterlife pile. Each like improves his aim.

[midiport]

im going to explode in the kiln

[assdare]

[snapdragonling]

characters who continuously tell themselves they’re okay and even start to believe it until someone says their name very gently and asks if they’re alright, at which point the facade crumbles completely

[snapdragonling]

NO!!!!!

[quasieli]

[Image description: A screenshot of a tag that reads “#hey op. are you Ok” End description.]

[utopians]

stepped on a plum (overripe plum) (barefoot) it was on the driveway got out of the car and accidentally (didn't know it was there) stepped on the plum (warm) (on the ground) (it had fallen from the tree) barefoot (no shoes) wearing long pants (too long) (need to hem them) plum viscera got on them (the pants) unexpected plum on the driveway (hot plum) (97 degrees out) already super hungover (throwing up all morning) (should not have been driving at all) and I stepped out of the car (black car) (97 degrees out) and onto the plum (unexpected) (didn't know the plum was there) and it burst (plum nightmare on my only good pair of sweatpants) still we find ways to keep ourselves going from day to day

[utopians]

Forms a closer psychic + spiritual bond with the car

[ecothroat]

okay but taz balance au where barry and lup pitch the lich idea to everyone and they all become liches. in wonderland when edward yeets magnus out of his body he doesn’t go into the astral plane he just remembers everything and just starts wrecking shit with barry who’s like “fuck finally welcome back”

[ecothroat]

#barry’s new goal is not to guide them to the voidfish and make them remember but instead kill all of them #barry’s perspective becomes like a series of wile e coyote schemes and THB never fall for them. not because they are smart #but because they are so fucking dumb nothing works #eventuall barry just starts tryin 2 push them off of cliffs instead (via @nillial)

[prettypinkpansy]

rare vent art from a few months ago

[queer-and-longing]

I feel this!!! Also love how you muted the color along the way, I think it makes it that much more impactful!

[goore-whore-deactivated20250316]

This is exactly what it’s like,,,,

[seananmcguire]

I have almost entirely stopped singing.  Because a good friend called me annoying for singing in the bathroom.

[amygdalae]

[jellyfishjammer]

[gummybearattacktheworldofdespair]

[valtsv]

if i could only shrimp like a cat, i feel like i would unlock the secret to inner peace

[valtsv]

shrimp heaven now

[shnutzer-deactivated20181217]

Visit Original Link

…wait

[nomisupernova-deactivated202201]

hold on just a fucking second. This… this can’t….. NO.

[darreck]

Here is a map of (almost) every song on the OST used in the game, and which ones share similar compositions or can lead into one another.

The whole of Undertale’s soundtrack has 22 leitmotifs iirc, each centered around a character or theme, and some overlapping.

Basically the entirety of Undertale’s soundtrack itself contains spoilers, foreshadowing, and secrets that all link together in some form or another.

[wolfsskull]

so, i got scammed

and while it was thoroughly humiliating and i’d much rather forget about my moment of poor judgment entirely, i’m posting about it in the hopes that someone out there can learn from my mistake and save themselves a lot of trouble and money.

like millions of u.s. americans, i found myself unemployed due to the pandemic and have been searching extensively for a new job. i was recently contacted by a hiring consultant on behalf of a prospective employer, who had seen my resume listed on indeed.  as directed, i contacted the employer and set up an interview. the questions were standard, and the only thing that was strange was that it was conducted over whatsapp. since i’ve worked with startups before and had some unusual but ultimately harmless experiences, i didn’t think too much about this, but in hindsight, these were red flags. after being offered the job, i was sent the offer letter, which looked official, to sign and return. the name was of an existing company, and it had good reviews on both indeed and glassdoor, as well as a website.  then i was sent a check, instructed to deposit it, and then contact a third-party vendor to pay for necessary work materials. i didn’t know it at the time, but this is a huge red flag.  the materials never came, the checks the “company” sent bounced, and the funds i paid to the vendors ended up being taken from my own checking account. i was also liable for the chargeback of the bounced check, and in less than a week lost all my meager savings.  by the time i realized something was wrong and contacted my credit union, it was too late for them to halt any payments or refund any of my money.

no one ever warned me about this, and i was raised to be obedient, and not to ask too many questions or challenge authority figures, and that really bit me in the ass. so please be careful, and if you have any doubts about a company, ask questions, do all you due diligence, and never send any money on behalf of an employer.  when you get a check you aren’t 100% sure of, find the issuing bank’s verification line and call that line (or a local branch of the issuing bank) and they can confirm before you try to deposit the check whether or not it’s fraudulent. 

please boost this so others whose mamas didn’t teach them this can learn from me

(and finally, if you wanna help me out, i have ko-fi and paypal. y’all have my everlasting gratitude ♥ )

[khe1]

Just woke up and I’m canky

[khe1]

I’m cranky and I’m angy and you don’t mess with me or I’ll stomp my little feet at you

[khe1]

Hit you and punch you and hurt you so bad

[normal-horoscopes]

SCIENTISTS HAVE DISCOVERED AN EIGHTH SECRET CHAKRA: THE GAMER CHAKRA, LOCATED IN THE PROSTATE