The Jelly Fox

Roll for initiative! they/them or it/its // I just really like foxes ovo

[occasionalesbianlovermariahcarey]

I hate calling in sick I don't want to inform anyone about my abnormal bowel movements

[pinene]

I love it. I call them up and say hey bossman I'm camped out on the shitter today yeehaw

[occasionalesbianlovermariahcarey]

you are so beautiful in every way

[pinene]

We will get married on a windswept cliff and the dinner will be easily digestible

[thickness-protection-program]

I love interacting with fellow awkward people. Like it's ok babygirl I get it 🫂

[anneliis18]

hermit a day 30 - geminitay

[sweetmangoanon]

Congratulations on the engagement Grian and Cam

Photo close ups

[sweetmangoanon]

[sweetmangoanon]

Dare I say Torment Nexus

[sweetmangoanon]

[handweavers]

last night the AI spell check on powerpoint kept giving me a red squiggle under "to" in a sentence that was like "i will have to send this to the dry cleaner" telling me that i should switch it to say "also" or "in addition" when that's not even remotely correct like it wanted me to type "i will have to send this also the dry cleaner" (incoherent) & when i tried to use adobe lightroom for the first time for the same assignment the AI kept forcing a mask on a small section of the photo so all my edits would only change this tiny part of the image and nothing i did could get it to stop generating the mask i had to just use a different program. the fact that this shit isn't even functional is so annoying like they force it into software that was otherwise passable and it doesn't even work it actually makes the program harder to use it's incredibly embarrassing

[herpsandbirds]

Bronzed Cowbird (Molothrus aeneus), 2 males having an intense discussion, family Icteridae, order Passeriformes, Mesa, AZ, USA

photograph by Dave Lehneman

[heygangitstheo]

i just think it's fun that zac had ghost dog in the last intrepid heroes campaign and brennan went okay everyone loved ghost dog i'll give zac another lovable dog and zac said nope. ghoul horse actually .

[quinn-of-aebradore]

I love City Council of Darkness cause you have Brennan being like “I have absolutely no way to honor you guys succeeding there because of how insane you proceeded to act” and then ten minutes later he shows up with something equally insane but then it swings back around to Zac saying “I don’t read. I get mad that the letters don’t do other things,” which causes Brennan to make this face;

Like the Intrepid Heroes are On Some Shit no matter what campaign they’re in, but I swear to god, the coterie has unlocked a new level of unhinged in them. There is no straight man in this party. Every single one of them is doing loop-de-loops in a Bingo-Dingo bus around this town but also none of them are at the wheel and the buses are diving headfirst off the starwalk into the quarry.

[shigure]

i'm sorry i never did your tag game. i love you

[lilaclupin]

Today we were talking about how words can mean different things to different communities, and that people outside the community wouldn't understand. Like how a non-poker player wouldn't understand poker jargon the way other poker players would. Anyway, then my professor said he was gonna show us his "favourite example" and wrote a single word on the board that gave me instant psychic damage: beta.

Apparently sport climbers use this word with a meaning of "technique, method." But for a horrifying, horrifying second there was the possibility in my mind that we were gonna talk about ABO in my fucking linguistics class

[muffinlance]

Professor Betas Georg, who writes 50k omegaverse fics during office hours, boldy wrote "beta" on the board while observing which of his students went dead. still.

[souplups]

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[arsonistsfirefly]

:)

[willisiam-woodiam]

'oh damn! i wonder why i suddenly have 50+ activity!"

the suspiciously 50+ activity shaped mutual:

[softichill]

I loooove ominously giggling when I'm getting my friends into smth new. They ask me a spoilery question and I get to do this

[catchymemes]

[wutheringheightsfilm]

every day it just concerns me how little compassion people have. no compassion for those living in the global south. no compassion for immigrants. no compassion for disabled ppl. no compassion for addicts. no compassion for prisoners. no compassion for children. like holy shit ...

[wutheringheightsfilm]

i made a separate post about this but actually there are plenty of people cough white people who care about animals more than they ever do human people . not what i'm talking about make your own post

[1960scomputerlog]

IM NOT CRYING! YOU'RE CRYING!