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hour 1 of shift: i love helping people and making people happy yay yay yay later today i am gonna go home and have fun and eat a tasty meal and work on my projects and

hour 6: if youu go to the store and buy groceriers you are a piece of shit

hour 8: if i wad 1 apples tall i could live off of one apple for a week... oh but it would rot away... no.... i hate the rot i hate the apple

all men need to kill themselves immediately because almost every time i try to talk to ones who happen to be strangers i am instantly met with sexual harassment

calicotisane

desolationlesbian

it's now deltajune which means deltarune is deltasoon

desolationlesbian

depending on your timezone it might come out around deltanoon

desolationlesbian

if you got a TV in there or a handheld console you can play it in your deltaroom

i want to find the leading cause of immortality

charl0ttan

charlotte my tummy hurts how do i fix this :<

SWITCH TO LINUX

jackkdaniels

when i was a kid i decided that killing people was bad therefore war was bad therefore the military was evil. and adults would tell me it's more nuanced than that and i would understand when i grew up. well i'm a grown up now and idk i still think that killing people is bad and war is bad and the military is evil

lexbians

gmail = garry's mail

threedollarsdotcom

the princess would like to get her skull bashed in

that-house

This is your captain speaking and yeah we’re not landing. I just feel like we’ve got a really good thing up here and I don’t want to ruin it. This is my home and you are my people

that-house

We never have to go back

guitarblowjob

Soon enough the cigarette emoji 🚬 will go the same way as the real gun emoji and they will replace it with Blue Raspberry Ice Sour Fuck 9000 Disposable Vape

i wish the phone wasnt so cold and lifeless... i wish that whenever i got a call i could be excited that another person in this world wants to connect with me........ for a long time now ive had a habit of answering every unknown call with myself muted to wait on the other end to say anything first before i respond. most of the time its completely silent. i wish the phone wasnt so lonely..