Ya know, the dark underbelly

31, NL, queer

[miiilowo]

i wish someone would pet and love me unconditionally like a dog (remembers people follow me and see my posts) ive actually never cared about or wanted anything

[iinsawdious]

"this movie doesn't hold up bcos of dated special effects :(" to you, maybe. i would clap at a bat on a string

[iinsawdious]

reblogs are back on for october! limited edition

[aturnoftheearth]

get a load of this! (cool fresh autumn air)

[currentlycryingaboutlancelot]

thinking about when my friend found a book from the 70s in a church office with truly some of the most insane prayers I have ever heard

[sweetheartsoldier]

Turns out somebody recording prayer intentions in the 70s is the only person who’s ever truly understood me

[miseria-fortes-viros]

your weird obsession with moral purity is degrading your critical thinking skills and poisoning your ability to empathize with other people btw

[miseria-fortes-viros]

your weird obsession with moral purity is degrading your critical thinking skills and poisoning your ability to empathize with other people btw

[in-tenebris-et-in-solitudine-de]

Eat Clean

[redlipstickresurrected]

Chris Cyprus (British, b. 1971, Gorton, Manchester, England, based Lancashire, England) - Whispering Souls, 2021, Paintings: Oil

[redstonedust]

everything sucks all the time but i try to tell myself maybe this will make a good story of perseverance through hardship when i finally become happy and successful in my 30s or 40s or 50s 👍 or 60s . or

[escuerzoresucitado]

[whetstonefires]

One of my favorite things is modern adaptations that leave people with the same careers they had in the original material, because unless you’re a cop or a doctor that practically never happens.

Irene Adler’s an opera singer. We still have those! They don’t have the same subtext exactly, but nothing is going to because we aren’t the Victorians. She could continue to be an opera singer. I have never seen this happen.

Jonathan Harker can still be in real estate. That’s a job people have. A modern story that still involves Dracula contacting his firm to help him purchase property sounds amazing actually.

[nudityandnerdery]

A modern adaptation of Dracula where you keep seeing Jonathan Harker’s face on bus stop bench ads for his realtor office.

[daddygrandpaandthebeaver]

#“This client doesn’t seem to exist online; a bit strange. But he’s elderly so it’s not that unusual” -Jonathan about to make a mistake – @capslockdoesntexpressmyjoy

[prokopetz]

I was about to joke about Quincey Morris still being a cowboy, but then it occurred to me that he’s not actually a cowboy in the source material, is he? He’s the wealthy heir of a Texas ranch-owning family who just acts like an Old West cowboy. If anything, that’s even more plausible today than it was in 1897.

[roach-works]

let’s see dracula shrug off getting hit with one of these country cosplay motherfuckers

[whetstonefires]

today marks the one year anniversary of roach adding this truck to my post, discussion of which has since dominated the notes

[elodieunderglass]

Irene Adler’s from New Jersey. She should hit Holmes with a truck.

[lifeafterpsychiatry]

A lot of people genuinely believe that permanent disability isn't a thing that happens to good people who work hard and make responsible choices. A lot of people genuinely think that we get the life we work for and deserve. And this is definitely part of the explanation for why ableism is so prevalent

[millipedegirl]

everything you've left behind

[rhiannonmcgavin]

we performed at a jewish day camp the other day and there was this GREAT mural by a kid artist, check out these righteous puppies

[lilyblisslys]

insane comparison, thank you Guillermo

[assaultmystic]

walk into the local in a skirt and a guy calls me a “fucking faggot”, and i explain to him that im actually a femboy not a trans woman and he says “oh sorry lad, so you still relate to masculinity in some sort of way” and im like yeah and hes like “sorry mate” and im like ur fine honestly happens all the time and hes like “buy you a drink?” and one turns into two turns into three and he’s hilting in me in the mens and im panting and my mascara’s running and my tits are bouncing and my skirt’s up over my little estrogenated ass and he says “good girl” and i moan and he says “i fucking knew it” and clatters my head off the wall and i go down and he doesnt even have the good grace to finish on my unconscious body hes so mad. anyway can you pick me up i have a concussion

[assaultmystic]

pealse stop debating what important point im making in the notes and come pick me upim relally dizzy and when i tried to stand up i threq up eveyrhwere and irs in my hairrrrrrr :(

[ur-local-murtad]

I wanted to remake this flag of mine [link] based on these colors [link]. This is inspired by Keshet's pride flag [link].

[ID: The intersex inclusive progress pride flag with the lavender stripe that has a Star of David symbol in place of the original triangle. The circle of the intersex part is also a Star of David. /End of ID]

[leonardo-nierman]

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