vexarion

[happy-little-spleen]

Tan in every Queer Eye episode:

[sa2ha]

[theweirdwideweb]

[bunkey]

god made ferrets by taking a cat and rolling it between his hands like a long piece of play doh

[ap-kinda-lit]

She added a dash of rat in there too

[chodeboy]

customer: hi how are you today

me: 

[hallandoates1970topresent-deact]

[gomutant]

my last 4 brain cells

[shadio]

every time i open this app i read some dumb ass shit

[celtic-pyro-deactivated20230725]

And every time we kiss I swear I can fly

[soldierwinters]

“My Spider-sense told me to head to Visions Academy. I wasn’t sure why until I met you.”

Spiderman: Into the Spiderverse

[chadgamer]

your heart is a muscle the size of a rat

[lesbianredpanda]

SPONGE BOB SQUARE PANTS

[martian-martian-martian]

Your brain’s about four times the size of a cat’s

[hzs-modblog]

SPONGE BOB SQUARE PANTS

[lawbreaker13]

Your lungs can hold 5.5 liters of air

[dreamsanddabs]

SPONGEBOB SQUAREPANTS

[lawbreaker13]

The soles of your feet can never grow hair

[ineedtostopchangingmyusername]

SPONGEBOB SQUAREPANTS

[lawbreaker13]

SPONGEBOB SQUAREPANTS

[theswedishelf]

SPONGEBOB SQUAREPANTS

[lawbreaker13]

SPONGEBOB SQUAREPANTS

[theswedishelf]

SPONGEBOB…

[lawbreaker13]

SQUAREPAAAAAAAANTS

[theswedishelf]

*~deedlee-doot-dee-doot doo-oot~*

[mmmm-gross]

I always misread this as

“Your brains about 4 times the size of a cat.”

Which I always just accept wholeheartedly for a moment.

[dontyoustealmyusername-deactiva]

I miss this so much

[catchymemes]

[william-snekspeare]

the second panel was originally going to have words but I decided it was better without them

[jaw8jaw]

Alice Goodridge using a sledgehammer to break up the ice at Loch Insh in the Scottish Highlands before her morning swim. Photo by Euan Cherry, February 2019. 

[glnger-ale-official]

God could you imagine not giving a fuck about anything

[linda-belcher]

I’m always a slut for lying in bed for hours on end doing nothing productive.

[snuv]

[peoplegettingreallymadatfood]

[anoudkhaled]

[bakufundoshi]

honestly this is so much nicer than red

[h0ld-back-the-night-deactivated]

this is coca-cola i can feel calm drinking. no bright screaming red. no anger. no hatred. just a nice sky blue. this is a soda i can feel relaxed with.

[cynicalhippie]

Is everyone on this site a fucking bull?

[theechrysalisamidst]

Yes

[southernsideofme]

[probablyacerpgideas]

when the bard’s playing even moves the ranger’s animal companion