#onbrand

v. greyson | greyson on ao3. likes/follows from werewolftorts. born in the 80s. she/her

[imissthembutitwasntadisaster]

Watching any movie before 2000 reminds you that people in movies used to be hot but like in a normal way

[hellenhighwater]

Will I die if I go to law school

Yeah they kill you there

[gyrovagi]

the really annoying thing is that even when you're making something with your dick it still takes effort. like this thing is going to be soooo good and appealing to my personal tastes. once this stupid motherfucker finishes it

[inkatesbush]

they're saying spending 2 hours in the word doc changing words slightly to be more specific and evocative and moving endless commas around is one of the most noble and respected things that you can do

[ilyrozanov]

when you're finally reunited with your favourite boy in the entire world who's also very much single 🥹

[yousaytomato]

Hello! And Welcome to Taskmaster! Please welcome our five contestants! And next to me, a man who once told me in confidence that his wife has filled his house with chintz. To keep it real I fuck him on the floor. It's little Alex Horne!

[juunipupu]

Knight and the enemy within

[dear-science]

@francoisarnaud my own private ontario

[vonkarmic]

my thing is that. if you want a lesbian version of heated rivalry. women’s sports (pwhl, wnba, etc)—where players have public relationships with each other irl—wouldn’t actually make good settings. imo a gay sports romance frequently works bc the main relationship is under pressure from the typically masculine & often homophobic environment. but women’s sports tend to be less traditionalist in this regard (bc women engaging in traditionally masculine activities is already comparatively subversive). so i guess what i’m saying is that, if you wanted a show about lesbians competing in a high pressure, physically demanding, traditionally north american activity. and you wanted to keep this spirit of subversion alive. it would have to be about competitive cheerleading

[clementine-kesh]

like literally if i didn’t want to see some weird nonsense i wouldn’t be consuming scifi

[clementine-kesh]

“ohh this episode is about meeting a bunch of dinosaurs who developed space travel and left earth to go live on the other side of the galaxy isn’t that crazy?! isn’t that silly?!” sure yeah maybe a little but by focusing on that but you’re missing the narrative reason for it which is to provide a starting point to explore religious authoritarianism and the production of scientific knowledge

[mylittleredgirl]

just a spoonful of [nonsense] helps the [critical thinking about uncomfortable social and structural problems that are such a fundamental part of the background radiation of our lives that we can't see them] go down

[clementine-kesh]

this is the meanest thing anyone’s ever said to me. apologize to star trek: voyager season 3 episode 23 distant origin right now

[beetlebuggsblog]

I've brought you.. a gift!

[echosblanketfort]

reblog to bring prev a gift

[merrimentsmight]

U dont understand i had to write the first 70,000 words because if i didnt the sex wouldnt be as perilous or emotionally fraught. Which is the POINT.

[drunktuesdays]

as a LONG time 911 watcher, i find richard siken saying FUCK 911 IN PARTICULAR hysterically funny. like, in general, should authors try to dictate how their works should be used in fandom places? no.... but also, how could you not find it sooooo funny that celebrated poet richard siken is out there tweeting shit like "wincest is good and cerebral and buddie is boring and vapid. RIP to you guys but get better taste." how are you gonna be mad at that. applaud him.

[sev-wildfang]

this will be on the test.

[stackhousesookie]

RIVERDALE Chapter Thirty-Seven: Fortune and Men's Eyes

[emziess]

Eddie + Sitting normally 9-1-1

[exitwound]

mutuals