Life's Been Good to Me So Far

Less porn, more fandom and bunnies (yes hi it's me)

[greelin]

being alive is great because there are so many different vegetables you can sauté. but then there are also the horrors

[yves-and-scessernee]

with faith and perseverance, one day we will sauté the horrors

[so-much-to-read-deactivated2025]

[half-giant-fighter]

[enki2]

[shiftycryptid]

[imamagicmuffin]

[mouth-less]

[localcelestialcreature62]

Horrible job everyone

[scribefindegil]

I'm still thinking about the guy who saw me realize my wheelchair wouldn't fit in the elevator because he (also a wheelchair user) was already inside it and immediately quipped, "This elevator ain't accessible enough for the both of us."

[raccoonmilf]

Fun fact: due to the ongoing financial support from the people of tumblr, critically endangered pygmy raccoons being rehabbed in Cozumel are now able to get vaccines for deadly diseases like distemper and rabies before they are released.

[leebrontide]

The funniest and most enduring legacy of dashcon.

[raccoonmilf]

To contribute to the critically endangered pygmy raccoon fund, you can donate:

On the website

On Venmo

On PayPal (make a note that this is a donation for pygmy raccoon conservation)

[rcktpwr]

im feeling so sensual and nude

[rcktpwr]

exactly like a crocodile

[facts-i-just-made-up]

any facts on linguistics to offer to us?

Linguistics is the study of linguists, and why they chose to pursue careers in languages, translation, and/or linguini. Linguistics dates back to the Tower of Babel, when new languages sprang into being so that one day, Neal Stephenson could use them as a plot point in a sci-fi novel.

The modern world by contrast has well over six languages, including Quenya, Sindarin, Khuzdul, and West Frisian Dutch. People who can speak only one of these are called monoglots, people who speak a few are called polyglots, and people who know every language are called omniglots, or colloquially, “show-off jerks.”

Most people are of course, monoglots, and thus their seeds contain only a single embryonic leaf. Monoglots are also more prone to catching mononucleosis, which is a very catchy song by Schoolyard Heroes.

In conclusion, linguistics is by far the sexiest sounding blanket term for less sexy words like “syntax” and “phonology.”

[tboytummmy]

betta fish boys!

[animentality]

[perequiste]

things will work out + it’s still early + not everything is lost + trees

[theskydoesgreatthingsnow]

LOTR abridged

[gorjee-art]

House of Leaves fans, lend me your theories. How much do you think that the Book is true? This is totally not me taking data.

[gorjee-art]

[ihaveemotionalmotionsickness]

[emptiable]

HOT Mesopotamian singles in YOUR AREA !

[imathers]

[duckdotcom]

new kind of photographic film where instead of etching the rays of light into its chemical treatment as seen through some kind of lens it inevitably resolves itself into an image of dale cooper in some kind of situation

[pukicho]

Do you ever regret anything you have ever done? Do you stay awake late at night wondering how your life would be had you not done it?

What, am I supposed to regret things forever? No thanks, I'm different now. The old me is not the same me. We must move. The world won't oyster itself.

[werewolf-transgenderism]

just almost said something was “free use” instead of “public domain” 💀

[blckgirlacid]

I need my weird alone time or I will explode

[weston-oti]

it is undeniably good and virtuous when things catch on fire