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Viator, or Vee for short | genderqueer gayboy | 18+ | ✡️ ✨my FFXIV sideblog is @misu-viator✨

[ratantics]

[reallyreallyreallytrying]

(eating a pill i found on the floor of the club bathroom) hope it's a placebo. i don't need any effects right now

[gunsandfireandshit]

[ace-disgrace-on-the-case]

It’s wild how when you’re fat or even just not skinny you don’t get to wear fucking anything

[transfemininomenon]

🤨

[stupidestasshole]

what if it was called magic the slathering and it was about lotions and ointments

[amygdalae]

I absolutely adore dogs but I think dog haters are (usually) more justified than cat haters wrt their reasoning

[amygdalae]

your average cat hater: I don't like how they r bitchy and ignore me/ won't let me manhandle them

your average dog hater: I have been mortally endangered by an ill-trained dog

[gaycunt420]

[humiliationvictim]

Minecraft caves are so dark bro…

[videolottery]

Hey so it’s come to my attention that this account is stealing my posts from like 2 years ago? Super odd behavior. Why are you trying to engagement farm on tumblr?

[humiliationvictim]

Not everyone can easily come up with ideas for things to post every day

[longshrimp]

then just don't??

[humiliationvictim]

you obviously dont have 100+ followers and need to keep them happy

[videolottery]

i didnt realize the situation you were in and i apologize for the callout

[humiliationvictim]

can youguys do me a favor and send a lot of hate mail to this user

[sherbertilluminated]

Medieval Dog Names I would like to see brought back

Cachefaste

Takehym

Cunnynge

Lewde

Wrecche

Garlik

Monke

Crochette

Symfonye

Beste-of-alle

Pretyman and Pretiboy (father and son?)

Havegoodday

Makehitgood

Swepestake

Loyere

Cutte

Nameles

Synfull

Rage

Joliboye

Lamprey

Thrifti

Wellyfedde and Wellytawt

From The Master of Game and The Names of All Manner of Hounds.

[katlovesshrimps]

i'm high and before i processed that it was a garfield meme i just got unreasonably angry at the idea i shouldn't be allowed to eat lasagna. i don't even like lasagna. i think i got possessed by a really opinionated italian for a split second

this is the kind of gumption this fuck of an earth needs

[videolottery]

Someone should make a disco elysium spiritual successor that takes place in a maze and follows a protagonist who has to eat all the dots in the maze whilst avoiding several ghosts

[dragongirlbunny]

you can actually homebrew this in d&d 5e

[griffonatrix]

SCROLL UP!!! THIS IS A PAINTING

[id-servals-in-posts]

There are no servals in this post

[lopkelepke]

[flohgna]

Here there all are!! My whole set of Elezen photocards I'll have at the Berlin #FanfestWOLExchange: the Giraffe Collection!

Each enveloppe will contain one random Elezen NPC, as well as my WoL, Cybelle!

I am planning on having them available on an online shop in September alongside other FFXIV merch, so if you're interested, keep an eye out!

I didn't have time for the Fanfest, but I'd like to add a bunch of other Elezen NPCs too, including Stephanivien, Artoirel, some of the Heaven's Ward... 😤

[thesexiestselkie]

[dragongirlsweetie]

i just got shot with a puppy rifle but it didnt hurt me because im not a puppy

[aceynk]

me i just got shot by an elephant gun but im not even an elephant so im ok

[estrogenesis-vaporeongelion]

i just got shot with a 9mm handgun but i'm ok because i am taller than 9mm

[kunosoura]

hi! I'm a 9mm tall puppyphant and i'm excited to be here!

[hamlindigo]

This picture is making me nauseous .

[hamlindigo]

[noodles-07]

people like to romanticize the fuck out of blue eyes. but what they don't tell you is that the sun is evil

[noodles-07]

I can practically see in the dark but when I step outside in the summer I need sunglasses and a baseball cap to be able to look even slightly up

[noodles-07]

my eyes the second I step outside