Waxing the Cat

Writer girl, better at procrastinating.

[vickiannecrane]

[my husband and me discussing time travel]

Hb: I'd go back and warn Tupac and Biggie.

Me: What if you could only warn one?

Hb: I don't know...

Me: On the count of three we both say who. One... two... three-

Hb: Tupac

Me: Biggie

Hb:

Me:

[jamesawright]

09/04/2016 Tiny snail wins race, more news at 11. I’m still taking commissions! Link below. ♦ Commissions ♦ Tumblr ♦ DeviantArt ♦ Twitter

[vickiannecrane]

This is the cutest thing I have ever seen in all of my life.

[jamesawright]

I’m opening commissions again since I need money for groceries this week (hurrah, chronic illness) and for saving up a little bit for the upcoming holidays.

I’m trying something a little different this time around! What I’m offering: CHIBIS: $10 each - $5 per additional character (up to two additional characters, so 3 characters per image) - full lines & colour - can come with or without simple shading (please specify) - can be: humans, anthros, ocs, fan characters, etc - when ordering: after payment I will send a sketch, lineart, then final image each for approval (anything can be changed at anytime) CUTE SURPRISE: $5 each - cute-style surprise art made from keywords of your choosing (ex: beetle birthday, racing snail, six-eyed cat, etc) - full lines & colour - no shading - mostly animals, but I’m willing to do other stuff (monsters, crytpids, etc) - no humans - you can use what you get as an oc, adoptable, etc - THIS IS SURPRISE ART. WHAT YOU GET IS WHAT YOU GET. I WILL ONLY SEND THE FINAL IMAGE. Things I won’t do: NSFW, mechas Since chibis and cute surprises don’t take me very long to do, I am not limiting slots. If I get a lot of orders, I will announce if I have to close them or not. PAYMENT/ORDERING: - Contact me at: [email protected] - PLEASE USE THIS FORM - Paypal only, USD - Payment is required before I begin work - I use Paypal invoices; payment must be received within 48hrs or else your commission will be cancelled - No refunds unless I cannot complete the art - Commissions are prioritized over my regular art, so turnaround is fairly quick - If you have any questions, please feel free to contact me! Depending on what my schedule is like, I might be able to take more complex commissions. If you’re interested in something other than a chibi or a cute surprise, please e-mail me and we can discuss it. Reblogs and signal boosts are appreciated! <3 I’m also going to slap a plug for my Redbubble store here again. I don’t have much yet, but I do have some cute stickers up!

[jijidraws-deactivated20171203]

I’ve been doing cutie little Usagis lately..! ♡ Definitely one of my favourite heroines to draw. ( •̀ .̫ •́ )✧ [Set 2]

[kuroshitsuji]

[tailswithfaces]

Okay okay so what do we got here with this anime in the snake tag First gif is a Colombian rainbow boa Sixth seems to be an attempt to make ball pythons intimidating yeah rite I see milksnakes in the third and the fifth looks like there’s a green mamba in there wtf Third is an albino boa but I’m not sure on the species…

[tailswithfaces]

So I just noticed. Why do the albino boa and the milksnake have fangs? Like with the boa it’s completely unacceptable but the milksnake??? Literally switch some colors????? And it’d be venomous?????????

[fattynoodles]

This anime 3edgy5me

[tastefullyoffensive]

(via imgur)

[amrnthne]

pokemon go is singlehandedly shaping the entire fuckdamn globe. places looking for hire are listing “active pokemon go gym nearby” as a perk of the job. bars are placing lures at nearby pokestops to attract customers. dog shelters are taking advantage of the trend to get people to walk the dogs while they play. this is the most positive possible outcome of pokemon’s wild popularity i love it so much

[thegoddamnwordsmith]

The shining bright point of 2016.

[forlikeminded]

Georges Hobeika | Haute Couture | Fall 2016

[kindlysirwolf]

[pearwaldorf]

#cow! #omg #DOES THAT MACHINE SAY HAPPYCOW ON IT #OMGGGG #ded of cute #video

[criacow]

yes that does indeed say happycow. so. there have been A TON of studies on cows and grooming. the general summary: cows really like to be clean; they’re MUCH happier that way. if you don’t provide them a brush or something like that, they’ll use walls or fences to scratch against, possibly hurting themselves in the process.

but more to the point grooming is a way they calm themselves down, too. similar studies have found that it’s the first thing they do after being freed when they’ve been restrained.

which leads to brushes like the one above, or ones like this (one of my favourite cow photos ever):

cows: anxious and fussy but much happier when able to do self-care. SOUNDS FAMILIAR TO ME

[fruitcrocs-deactivated20240702]

THE POOR BABY GOT BRUSHED AWAY BY IT AT THE BEGINNING I LOVE COWS

[micdotcom]

when you break a world record, but a man comes in second (x)

[humanpersonface]

And it’s worth note that Ledecky didn’t just win the 800 freestyle- she obliterated it:

Thats her. And those specks in the distance are her competitors. The second place swimmer was 11 SECONDS behind her. 11 seconds is FOREVER in something like this. Most second place swimmers in most races finish fractions of a second behind the first place swimmer.

Her finishing with none of her competitors in sight. And that yellow line is the previous world record’s pace. Ledecky is more than a full body length ahead.

Which, btw, she did in the 400m freestyle earlier in the games. Seen here:

(The previous world record in this race was held by her, to begin with, btw. As well as the 3 world record times preceding that one.)

So to sum it up: Yeah, Phelps is one of the most decorated Olympic swimmers ever etc etc but him getting silver means jack in the face of the actual-human-avatar-of-Poseidon that is Katie Ledecky. 

[tattoos-org]

[vickiannecrane]

@trinketsandtangles HELLO MY NAME IS BRITTNI CAN I PET YOUR DOG 

[sistertaxon]

why are there so many posts about asexuals being immune to sirens. people. sirens don’t lure you in with sex (necessarily). they sing about whatever it is that you want most. they could sing about mothman or cinnamon toast crunch and guess what then your asexual pirate is fucking dead

[thesylverlining]

this is the only kind of ace discourse i ever want to see on my dash. the only kind. ever again. good job

[vickiannecrane]

@oprahwinbee Why does this make me think of Margot?

@trinketsandtangles Also you.

[oldschoolphannie]

George R.R. Martin is me

[awhisperofworlds-deactivated202]

i’m fucking crying

[vickiannecrane]

@thegoddamnwordsmith I know my next procrastitask.

[cherryandsisters-deactivated202]

I just wanted to practice poses, so I drew nico and will having a lazy day

[straightboyfriend]

ppl who drop you because youre in a bad place arent real friends let Them leave

[its-me-vixen]

I have to say, fuck this? Honestly? Because sometimes you have to look out for yourself? Some people never get out of their bad places. Some people just…no matter what you do, how much you help, how much you’re there, no matter how much you sacrifice, how much you fucking do for them? If they won’t help themselves? You have to watch out for yourself. And that’s coming from someone with severe depression, anxiety, panic attacks. For fucks sake, you can’t rely on other people, and you can’t expect people to ride your downward spiral with you. If you won’t help yourself, you can’t fucking expect everyone else to put their own mental health at risk just to be there for you. And you can’t fucking guilt trip them into staying by your side I hate this so much.

[thegoddamnwordsmith]

I really needed to hear this.

[danikaftw]

This is just a small part of my attempts at Being A Better Friend. I had to back away from so many people simply because I had nothing left of myself to give them. That isn’t a “they took too much” statement. That is a “I ran myself beyond empty and was trying to stay alive” statement.

I’m still not in a great place but I am trying.

[tangite]

[wildcatmary-blog]

[the-blueberry-pirate]

but then again, its kind like putting a meat suit on and telling a shark not to eat you

[theblackoaksyndicate-deactivate]

We (men) are not fucking sharks!

We are not rabid animals living off of pure instinct

We are capapble of rational thinking and understanding. 

Just because someone is cooking food doesn’t mean you’re entitled to eat it. 

Just because a banker is counting money doesn’t mean you’re being given free money.

Just because a person is naked doesn’t mean you’re entitled to fuck them. 

You are not entitled to someone else’s body just because it’s exposed. 

What is so fucking difficult about this concept?

[moshbrotatoes]

[shadow-x2331-deactivated2018101]

THANK YOU!!!!!